For your second visit to the Non-Stop Comic Shop, Jordan takes a hopeful look at Dennis Hopeless' recent run on Spider-Woman. After a brief detour into the Spider-Verse dodging Spider-People Eaters and meeting the God of Plot Convenience, Jessica Drew takes the case to defend a cabal of Z-List supervillains from their own ex-girlfriends. Will her sweet new motorcycle jacket and sub par charades skills be enough to prevail over a villain who tools around in Ellen Ripley's power loader? After the break, the boys welcome Peter Parker home with their review of Spider-Man: Homecoming where you'll find out: How well did Flash transition from “dumb jock bully” to “social media bully”? Why is Captain America the real guy in the chair? And what's Stan Lee's name now?