In the year 20XX, the 22nd episode of the Non-Stop Comic Shop was recorded. Cyber-psychos Brendan and Jordan reviewed sim-sense stories about both DC and Marvel's flagship futurists! First, the boys intended to only review “Rebirth”, the two-part pilot of Batman Beyond, but pretty much ended up spoiling the entire series. Then, in Spider-Man 2099 Vol. 2 #9-10, it's a three-way battle between Peter David-penned future people: Miguel “S-Man” O'Hara, Dr. Midriff, and Santa Hulk! In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only Victorian clothing. Also adorable golf karts. And radioactive CEO skeletons. And murderous Sulu. And a street gang that's clearly seen Akira. And at least a couple of Bruce Wayne's bastard children. And women with fluorescent pixie haircuts. And Scanners dying ironically. And easy-to-draw time machines, you know what, there are a lot of things! Bonus: the second trailer for the Venom movie is out, and Venom might actually be in it! #ISleptTooLong