This week, Val and John bellyache about their jobs. Val’s in a quandary about buying the house. Our work histories. Completing your degree. Johnny gets record-makers. Val went to a baby shower and hoops it up. Val talks about home purchase and markets. How much does your vote count? Val’s gonna be slum board. Life’s too short to do shit work. Death Cleaning and getting rid of stuff. Various ways of waking up. 

This week, Val & John talk about pageant culture, running, green energy and public parks; being handy and fixing shit. John's fear of EMP's. AI and power and responsibility. Mr Peppermint and Dallas. Anxiety and dealing with tragedy. Going back into the office. Coworkers oversharing. John tells the vulva story. Childhood celebrity crushes. Charlie Brown cartoons. Val's Laurel Canyon pitch. Melissa McCarthy & the bully mentality.

This week, Val & John discuss Val’s birthday. Crawfish. John Renaissance festival outfit, yes, again. Val gets locked out of house. Over-drinking. Drinking milk while drunk. Dan the kooky karaoke-ing witch.  Sleeping late and the various colors of noise. Back to the office days. Work loyalty. John sets a fire. Val came very close to disaster as a child. Work life balance. Dating. Compromising at our age. 

This week Val & John discuss, Val's Birthday, chasing happiness, Karaoke. Mandatory Work Trainings, and writing scathing reviews. Kids: Having them vs not having them. Helping and not helping people. People's lack of Social Acuity. Grocery Shopping & our moms.

This week Val & John discuss our parents generation and consent. Val spills the beans on cabrito cook-offs. The body farm. Getting tickled. Fred Rogers & and people you just don't go after. Val worked for SXSW. Police run-ins. Val's adventures in working retail. Stress eating & getting back into shape. Running. Character building. Austin's changed (sigh) and visiting the old haunts for Val's 50th.

This Val & John Talk about. Squatters, Entitlement, Palm Springs. Val's timeline for moving. Recreating ourselves. Madonna. Getting back in Shape. Chosen family. Working in Education and Texan Accents.

THis week, Val and John talk dodging the axe. Bad Bosses. 23 & Me, and our dad's being adulterers. Getting oder is unfair and mean . Swimming. Growing up in Dallas. He gets us - Religion. "What's there to get in Montana?" The Biltmore, Kitty News & Praying mantis.

This Week, Val & John talk about their Jobs, San Diego, Montana, Narcissism John's Renounced Hexes, & getting over past loves.

This week John and Val talk spiders, pennies. Work Schedules. Gift Giving. Moms cooking. Death. Neighbor drama. Bille D Williams. Green Stamp story.. again. oh well.