Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome back to Nonsense: The Show!  Tonight we'll be diving deep into the frigid confines of the mythical and mysterious North Pole.  With a contemplative and introspectively dreamy Captain Nick leading the way, we'll discuss the North Pole, the mythical unicorn, the North Pole Adventure Crew, and in the 39th entry into the Captain's Film Institute, we'll discuss a comfort movie extraordinaire - The Secret Life of Walter Mitty. 

Thank you, as always, for your support of Nonsense: The Show.  Please consider supporting me on Patreon.com/NonsenseTheShow and telling your friends to tune in and join the fun! 

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Special shoutout to Mill Garrett for being especially dope.  

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Secret code phrase: "Captain Nick! I love you even more than I love chocolate cake! Smooches!"  

Welcome back to the third episode of Season 3 of Nonsense: The Show! 

This week, as we settle more and more into the broadcasting groove, you'll get the true tale, as much as we know of it, of the infamous St Valentine's Day Massacre, hear the mysterious tale of Amazon Explorer Percey Fawcett, and get the down and dirty scoop on that infamous CB-fueled film of highway hijinx, Smokey and the Bandit as the 38th entry into the Captain's Film Institute. 

Nonsense Season 3 is only going to get better from here!  So jump onto Patreon if you want to hear the show several days early!  Tell your friends and get everybody you know involved with the Nonsense! 

Thanks to everybody who tunes in and supports! 

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Welcome to the second episode of the third season of Nonsense! 

Tonight's episode is full of bandits, angels, music, and models.  Tune in to hear the tale of the legendary California bandit known as the Robin Hood of El Dorado - Joaquin Murrieta, take in the staggering scale and failure of the Altamont Free Concert in 1964, known to this day as Rock N Roll's Darkest Day, and admire the glory of Blue Steel as we discuss the hit Ben Stiller male-modeling film, Zoolander. 

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PS: This week's code word is "Bandito". Send it to Captain Nick for special recognition in the semi-weekly listener appreciation segment! 

Welcome back to Nonsense: The Show! 

Season Three is finally here and all is right in the world again! After a few months off to rest, restore, and prepare for a return to Nonsense, we are back!!

This all new episode of Nonsense features the glorious and larger-than-life tale of Andre the Giant, the world's greatest drinker, farter, and most legendary giant.  You'll also hear about a utopian pirate paradise established on the island of Madagascar which may or may not be a story of legend.  Following the tale of Libertalia, I'll share with you the 36th entry into the Captain's Film Institute - The Princess Bride.  This is what I consider to be a perfect film and my personal favorite of all time. 

Thank you for your loyalty to this little slice of Nonsense in a sea of content available to you.  You could choose any number of ways to spend your valuable time and you've chosen to give it to me.  Those of you who listen, support, write to me, tell your friends, and support via Patreon are all supporting a dream, a goal, and a passion in a way that never fails to humble me and remind me of my great fortune in this world.  

Stay tuned!  This season of Nonsense is sure to be the very best one yet! See you all in two weeks! 

Support Nonsense however you're able.  Share with your friends, write a message to share your thoughts or suggestions at [email protected], or support me via Patreon.com/NonsensetheShow.  Every little bit helps expand my reach and bring new ears to my work. 

Thank you.  I love you. 

PS: If you read the descriptions, send me a message on IG or e-mail with the code word "Gigante" for a mention on Nonsense and a shot at a special prize! 

Well, it had to happen eventually and now it's here.  

Season 2 of Nonsense comes to a close with a bang as we discuss some of my favorite segments, songs, films, and episodes after more than 50 hours of high quality Nonsensical entertainment. We'll discuss plans for Season 3, thoughts on the Nonsense theme song, and my wonderings about who you all are who listen to the show every week. 

Thank you for your loyalty and support over the last year.  I'll be taking a few months off but will return in 2022 for a brand new and more silly than ever season of Nonsense: The Show. 

Please feel free to share your thoughts, feelings, suggestions, and feedback at any time via e-mail, instagram, or text.  I am always happy to hear feedback on my work and don't get nearly enough of it. 

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The penultimate episode of Season 2 is here! 

This week we'll cover the mysterious and terrifying legend of Bloody Mary, a sea-faring ghost ship known as the Flying Dutchman, and the 35th entry into the Captain's Film Institute - BEETLEJUICE! 

We'll also have a very special, and very personal, MICRONATIONS segment for Lee, Emily, and Mill.  I'll tell you the tale of the Bear Flag Revolt and the short-lived micronation known as the California Republic. 

Just one more episode left for Season 2 and I am ready for a well-earned break!  Please take a moment to write to me on whatever platform you prefer to share your favorite moments, segments, songs, or lines from Season 2 of Nonsense: The Show. 

Next week we'll do episode 250 as a grand finale to this year's Nonsense. 

Comments, Feedback, Suggestions, and Questions are always welcome. 

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The 48th episode of Nonsense Season 2 is here!  

This week we're leaning right into the macbre and the disturbing tone of the spooky season.  You'll hear the grisly frontier tale of Big Nose George and learn about the Hex of Jake Bird.  You'll also get an in depth peek at the terrifying world of Madame Delphine LaLurie, the Monster Madame of New Orleans.  We'll close things out with CFI Film of the Week #34, Office Space!  Nothing like some good tunes and a little bit of comedy to round out an episode full of death, dismemberment, and tragedy. 

Sorry Lee, Sorry Emily, Sorry Mill.  We just didn't have enough time for micronations this week.  

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Welcome back to another week of Nonsensical entertainment! 

This week's show is jampacked with goodness.  You'll hear a quick overview of the life of Julius Caesar with personal favorite story of the time he was captured by pirates!  You'll hear about Martin Heemeyer and his vendetta against the local Planning Commission, which resulted in the now infamous Killdozer rampage.  We'll close the show out with a long and terrifying tale from the Appalachian Mountains of a mysterious creature seeking revenge for a violent act perpetrated against it by a hungry and rebellious man.  Stay tuned for the frightening story of the Tailypo. 

We're on the fast track to finishing Season 2 of Nonsense and I'm so grateful to you all for supporting, sponsoring, and encouraging this wacky little show.  I'll be taking a short break after episode 250 to get caught up on life and rebuild my story library in preparation for Season 3 of Nonsense in the new year.  

Stay well, be excellent to each other, and don't forget that I love you.  Smooches. 

Feedback, story suggestions, requests, and sponsorship queries are encouraged at all times!  Write to me today! 

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Welcome to Nonsense 246! 

This week we're diving across the Pond to visit jolly old London town to dive into a Tower of London ghost story featuring a Queen and her forcibly removed head.  We'll also pay a late-night visit to the slums of Whitechapel to hear the gruesome and gory tale of notorious serial killer, Jack the Ripper.  We'll finish our visit to England by escorting nebulous and difficult rockstar Aldus Snow back to California for a huge anniversary tour with CFI Film of the Week #33 - Get Him to the Greek! 

We're quickly speeding towards the end of Season 2 of Nonsense: the Show and a well deserved break after a year's worth of weekly podcast audio noise.  Thanks for all of your support and loyalty through 46 episodes of this wacky show! 

Story suggestions, ideas, feedback, anything else are always welcome and encouraged. 

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Welcome back for another beautiful week of podcast audio noise! 

This week on Nonsense: The Show I'm going to give you a legendary aerial mystery with the mysterious sky pirate DB Cooper.  You'll also hear about some monstrous and massive mythical serpents deep in the Peruvian Amazon.  Rounding things off with be CFI Film of the Week #32 - The Hangover!  

You'll also get an update on the Captain's Bounty and the looming season break prior to Season 3 of Nonsense starting up. 

Your feedback, suggestions, and questions are always welcome.  Please tell your friends and write in anytime! 

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