Kit and Chris decide to improve weddings and Valentine’s Day with some new traditions, including beheading a chicken!

What ideas do you have for new Valentine or wedding traditions?

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Alone in the wilderness, friends gone, limited resources. What do you do!?

Kit reflects on how he would survive.

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What would you do if a killer android were after you? Kit and Chris share that they don’t really like their chances…

What do you think, how would you survive? Let us know via our feedback address or via the Fediverse!

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Happy 2026 everyone! Please send us some feedback to let us know what you want to hear more of this year!

What happens when a renegade elf seeks justice for the poor? You get Elven Hood, an elf who robs from the rich and gives to the poor.

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In this special episode we discuss Star Wars Episode 7, what Palpatine does when he retires, and the ultimate purpose of being a Jedi.

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This is the first of two previously unreleased episodes, allowing Kit and Chris a break for the holidays.

The original attempt at Episode 5 was where the Cheese Quesadilla became cemented as Nontopical lore and saw the beginning of our demands, er, deals with Hollywood.

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All Bear, All Cop, he’s Bear Cop!

Executive Producer - D1MC3

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Thanksgiving in America is a day of thanks for most, except the turkey, and this turkey is out for REVENGE.

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Kit and I get back to our roots talking about a Minecraft creature horror adventure! Welcome to Minecraft: The Guardian

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Everyone loves The Cat in the Hat, but we think he’s evil and now you can find out why!

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