Noobs and Knockouts Podcast

On this episode of the Noobs and Knockouts podcast, with Aztec Warfare looming, we return to the Temple for Lucha Underground Season 2 with an explosive main event of Fenix vs Mil Muertes, a rubber match for the ages. Also on this episode, the Menage a Trois of Brutality put their careers on the line to get back the Trios titles from the Disciples of Death, Texano and Chavo have a not terrible match, we get our first look at Matanza Cueto, everyone starts getting their Hogwarts letters to go to Aztec Warfare, and more! Won't you join us?

On this episode of the Noobs and Knockouts Podcast, we return to 1990 to answer the burning question: Who will defend their title at WrestleMania 6? Jack Tunney has the answer, and that answer is "por que no los dos?" The WrestleMania 6 card is shaping up, and Bobby Heenan and Gorilla Monsoon have all the scoops. Also on this episode, we have more Hogan and Warrior miscommunications, Ultimate Warrior (probably) reading cue cards, Bobby Heenan's failing ticket scalping scheme, unlawful arrests, the throughline from Rick Rude to Daniel Garcia, and more! Won't you join us?

On this episode of the Noobs and Knockouts Podcast, we return to 2014 as the road to WrestleMania XXX soon will reach its conclusion. Daniel Bryan's YES Movement worked and he has his path to the main event, but all actions have consequences, and HHH is FED UP. This episode of Raw ended in a ten minute snuff film. Also on this episode, John Cena believes, Bray Wyatt seeks to destroy John Cena's legacy, Austin researches women's wrestling statistics, The Shield finally (sort of) turn babyface, and both co-hosts feel the slog of three hour Raws. Won't you join us?

On this episode of the Noobs and Knockouts Podcast, we head to 2016 TNA where Austin decides to be very self-indulgent: an episode highlighted Rosemary that aired on his birthday. It's Rosemary vs Jade for the Knockouts Championship in Six Sides of Steel! Also on this episode, a history of Rosemary and Decay, a very confusing journey through the Broken Matt Hardy saga, Aron Rex getting jobbed out and crying, the lamest Internet Anonymous stable ever, a guy having the name "Mandrews", and more! Won't you join us?

On this episode of the Noobs and Knockouts Podcast, we return to 1998 as the second round of the Brawl For All begins. It's Dr. Death Steve Williams vs Bart Gunn, and all of Jim Ross' hopes and dreams go up in smoke. Meanwhile, Undertaker and Stone Cold are tag champs, but nobody trusts the Undertaker and he wants an apology. Will he get one? EH EH. Also on this episode, a whole lot of garbage! A Bradshaw heel turn nobody cares about, a countout in a triple threat match, the debut of Godfather's hoes, the debut of Hawk being an alcoholic, the fallout from the Bikini Contest at Fully Loaded, and a teaser for Val Venis' "greatest" career moment. Won't you join us?

On this episode of the Noobs and Knockouts podcast, we return to Lucha Underground as we inch closer to Aztec Warfare II! Mil Muertes proves that he's the strongest there is by fighting two guys at once in the main event, and in the meanwhile, we got a four way brawl in the bathroom where everyone is wielding nunchucks. Lucha Underground is the best. Also on this episode we get the debut of Marty's sister, Sexy Star not telling anyone about her PTSD from getting kidnapped, Famous B having a magic wand, actual intergender wrestling, the origin of Fenix, and a challenge laid for next week's main event. Won't you join us?

On this episode of the Noobs and Knockouts, we return to 1990, where in the aftermath of the 1990 Royal Rumble, Hulk Hogan needs to know what kind of man Ultimate Warrior is, and on God, if Warrior is a demon, Hogan will strike him down, Biblical-style. Warrior is only moderately more coherent in response. Also on this episode we have malfunctions at the junction on Saturday Night's Main Event, Vince McMahon despising Jesse Ventura, Big Boss Man having standards for a crooked cop, David rating Austin's Hulk Hogan impressions, an EXTREMELY long conversation about the implications of God being a Hulk Hogan fan, and more. Won't you join us?

On this episode of the Noobs and Knockouts podcast, we return to 2014 where Daniel Bryan is seeking his path to WrestleMania XXX, and he will not be silenced! The show will not proceed as planned until he gets what he wants, until the PEOPLE get what they want! It's time for the largest occupied protest in wrestling history, it's time to OCCUPY RAW. Also on this episode, Bray Wyatt gets TWO promos, John Cena sucks up to Hulk Hogan and verbally buries Bray Wyatt, Hulk Hogan makes a new match for WrestleMania, Paul Heyman and the Undertaker come face-to-face, we do a deep dive into Jerry Lawler's mayoral campaigns, AJ Lee keeps taking L's, the Real Americans are imploding, and more! Won't you join us?

On this episode of the Noobs and Knockouts Podcast, we reach the end of the first round of the Brawl for All, a tournament that is going so well the WWE made one of tonight's matches a dark match and showed the highlights later in the show. The saga of CAHOOTS also continues despite Undertaker openly refusing to make himself look like he isn't in league with his brother. Also on this episode, a new European champion, Mrs. Yamaguchi-san getting a name, two different women revealing themselves, wholesome Nation content, and actually an episode David didn't hate. Won't you join us?

On this episode of the Noobs and Knockouts Podcast, we honor Superstar Billy Graham by going ALL the way back to 1977. Back when Vince Senior ran the company and it had 3 W's in it. On this episode, we discuss the legacy of Superstar Billy Graham, the history of the WWWF and the relationship between both Vince McMahons, what wrestling was like in 1977, and the absolute soul crushing experience of watching 1970s wrestling through 2023 eyes. Won't you join us?