James and Arif recap the Vikings loss to the Packers last Sunday. Justis reverse-jinx'd us! We go over how our offensive line was borderline offensive, the lack of run game, and where we think Mike Wallace plays next year. We also have a good little mailbag and an update on the Vikings Horns. 

 

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"Purple drapes, all my life I've wanted purple drapes!"

Justis Mosqueda of DraftBreakdown, Bleacher Report, and ForcePlayers joins Arif and Dusty to tell stories and talk about how bad the Packers are. A must-listen for all Vikings fans, the guys talk about what Force Players are and why so many of them are Vikings as well as previewing the GB game and answering a mailbag fatter than Eddie "Feddie" Lacy. Featuring more Olivia Munn shade than you can shake a tweet at."

 

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Ow, my eye! I'm not supposed to get pudding in it. - Lenny

Arif, Dusty, and James are here to celebrate their 100th episode of Norse Code! Dusty proceeds to explain how it's not 100 and is mocked accordingly. We go over the origins of the show and how James got duped into being a host and writing up this mock-ups, the win over Oakland, and a terrific mailbag. We also bring back the number of the week and wildly inaccurate prognostications. Also, if you ever wanted to hear what it sounds like when Arif's head explodes go to the mailbag and the Game of Thrones character question. 

 

If you enjoy our show then you owe it to yourself to set aside two hours and enjoy. Thanks for listening - we enjoyed and continue to enjoy making these for you. 

 

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Normally there's a funny/weird quote here BUT I would just like to say thanks to our listeners. To anyone who has ever listened to the show, sent in a donation, or shared the link to the show with a friend - thank you. We really appreciate the comments, the twitter follows, and the feeling like our message is being heard. Special thanks to the Daily Norseman for giving us a home and to our hard-working producer for keeping this train moving. Also Arif and Dusty are pretty okay. If you like that sort of thing. 

 

Norse Code 100: I Will Not Celebrate Meaningless Milestones

Arif and Dusty preview the Raiders game and have a massive mailbag full of questions for your listening pleasure. They also go over their DFS picks for the week and complain. Because that's what we do at Norse Code. 

Teddy or Carr? Who will take it! WHO'S QB-CUISINE REIGNS SUPREME!

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"Look buddy, your car was upside down when I got here. And as for your grandmother, she shouldn't have mouthed off like that!"

Arif and James are back and while this episode is a little early but it's got everything your body needs - a discussion on the late hit that knocked out Bridgewater, Linval Joseph, and our utter disdain for Gregg Williams. We even have a pretty good mailbag all ready for your consumption! Are you ready for a discussion on your NFC North-leading Minnesota Vikings? 

Apologies for Arif's connection issues throughout the episode. He's contacted Comcast and they are "being Comcast about it". 

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Shop smart. Shop S-Mart!

This week, Arif and Dusty are joined by Turf Show Times editor Joe McAtee, wherein they preview the St. Louis Rams game among other things. Topics include Star Trek, animal parts, the NFL's military payola, Chris Christie on fantasy football, an extended DFS segment, and of course a Mailbag with your questions and more!

 

But Aquaman! You cannot marry a woman without gills! You're from two different worlds!!!

We're back with our recap of the Vikings/Bears game. Such a weird feeling to be recapping a win that was settled in the final seconds of the game but HERE WE ARE! We go in depth about the play by Bridgewater, Diggs, and our fantastic defense. We also go over recent NFL firings, Johnny Football, and a brief discussion on the moral implications of objectivism. 

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"You sure do steam a good ham, Seymour"

Dusty and Arif have all the info you NEED for Sunday's matchup between the struggling Bears and your Minnesota Vikings! We also go over DFS notes and potential plays with two degenerate gamblers. All this and a mailbag this episode of Norse Code!

 

No, Lisa, you're not a monster. The only monster here is the gambling monster that enslaved your mother, and I call him Gamblor! We must save your mother from his neon claws!

This week all three of us appear for the entire show! Aren't you a lucky listener! Dusty, Arif, and James go over the ins and outs of the Lions game, complain about the first quarter, and gush over SIX sacks by untouched defenders. Also we go over the John Sullivan news, discuss Babatunde, and the origins of the Phillip Rivers face. 

All this and more on this episode of Norse Code!

"The sooner kids learn to talk the sooner they learn to talk back" - Homer Simpson

Dusty makes his glorious return to the show before Comcast decides his router is not long for this world and James has to step in to close the show. We go over the Upcoming Lions game, DFS, and a nice little mailbag. Thanks for listening to the show and we might bring Dusty back next week. If he's good. 

Maybe. 

"When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces, I just know they're about to jab me with something."