Week 5 is in the books and the trio is finally back together to try and make sense of it all. Monday Night Football continued the Chiefs’ boring quest for perfection, the Commanders ruined DeShaun Watson’s hope for a happy ending, Elon Musk in Pittsburgh, the Vikings and Texans are class, the Jets and Niners are ass, and everybody else is just smoking grass.

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