Sorry We Love Football

Sorry, no playing time for you Carson Wentz! We’re now OFFICIALLY halfway through the 2024 NFL season and it’s finally time to decide who should run the country in time for the Super Bowl! We break down Mahomes’ MVP performance, Demon Sirianni being 4-0, Commanders on cruise control, Lions are not to be fucked with, Dallas is in the toilet, Derek Carr has the funniest day in NFL history, the Fish get Squished, Pizzaface is good, the Bears are bad, and so much more!

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SWLF loves a good bundle-rooski! Halloween hate takes on political ads during football games, enjoying Commanders football, Tom Brady, Anthony Richardson's benching, CJ Stroud's Thursday Night Football performance and so much more! Next up we ask: which horror movie is your favorite team? Then we preview and pick all games from the Week 9 slate and finally, as always, YOUR listener mail!

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Hail Maryland! We’re halfway through the 2024 NFL season and Malik Willis, Jameis Winston, and Jacoby Brissett are winning games just as expected! Jayden Daniels pulls a miracle out of his ass, the NFC West is up for grabs, Lamar stumbles in Believeland, New York football remains ass, Demon Sirianni is 3-0, the Chiefs’ boring quest for perfection continues, the Titans get 50 burger’d, Dallas sucks, Nick Bosa sucks, and so much more!

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It's not too late for Jamel to become Jayden Daniels' stepfather! Hate takes on European countries singing, "Take Me Home, Country Roads", backup quarterback madness, JerryWorld being a zoo, football costumes on Halloween, Demon Sirianni, the trade deadline, the Panthers, and so much more! Next up we ask: which player most deserves to have their jersey burned? Then we preview and pick all games from the Week 8 slate and finally, as always, YOUR listener mail!

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Week 7 is final and Hartigan + Jamel are here to break it all down! New York football is ass, Russ Wilson is BACK, Jerod Mayo has a soft football team, Demon Sirianni is 2-0, the Niners nightmare season continues. Chiefs undefeated quest continues, Mariota Madness, DeShaun Watson goes down, the Vikings finally lose, and so much more! 

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Week 7 is upon us and the league is about to get dangeRUSS once again! Piping hot hate takes on Nick Sirianni, radio face, that one asshole Ravens fan, players doing commercials, Aaron Rodgers, and so much more! Next up we ask: which fanbase is getting their ass kicked the MOST right now? Then we preview and pick all games from the Week 7 slate and finally, as always, YOUR listener mail!

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Week 6 is in the books and the refs are still doing everything they can to make football dumb. The Jets and Bills played the most embarrassing Monday Night Football game ever, the Commanders finally lost, Dallas imploded, Flacco remains backo, Nick Sirianni lost his damn mind, and so much more!

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It's coach firing szn! Week 6 is here and Jamel is still flirting with loving the Commanders, Danny is enjoying the bye week, and Hartigan says goodbye to baseball and is ready to lock back in to Eagles football. Hate takes on the sports horniness, players not using mouth pieces, Najee Harris, London Games, and more! Next it's time to declare who in the NFL is BACK FROM THE DEAD. Then we preview and pick all games from the Week 6 slate and finally, as always, YOUR listener mail!

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Week 5 is in the books and the trio is finally back together to try and make sense of it all. Monday Night Football continued the Chiefs’ boring quest for perfection, the Commanders ruined DeShaun Watson’s hope for a happy ending, Elon Musk in Pittsburgh, the Vikings and Texans are class, the Jets and Niners are ass, and everybody else is just smoking grass.

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Comedian and Panthers fan Ryan O’Flanagan steps in for suspended Jamel Johnson to despair over how bad things have gotten in Carolina, dissect Rashee Rice’s mom’s crimes against Chappell Roan, hate on the London games, challenge Aaron Rodgers to step the F up, and respond to hateful comments from the fans! Next we each select which player we expect to become a big boy this week (hint: Justin Fields), preview and pick games from the Week 5 slate and finally, as always, YOUR listener mail!

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