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  • Elf Bernard and Santa Trackers

    Elf Bernard was in North Pole Chat yesterday and he created a lot of discussions among tracker elves for his comments about how tracking Santa for Santa will be different this year.

    In this episode of the North Pole Podcast Elf Frank Myrrh talked with Elf Crash Murphy, the International Director of Santa Trackers. They discussed Elf Bernard and why he is a misunderstood elf.

    The movie “The Santa Claus”, by Disney, has a character called Elf Bernard who just happens to be the head elf in Santa’s workshop. That movie came out in 1994.

    The REAL Elf Bernard who is the head elf in Santa’s workshop has worked for decades longer than that movie has been out. Some of our oldest site users can remember that (we have been publishing online since 1991 and for years we sent the Santa Updates out by fax, many of them featuring stories about Elf Bernard).

    Elf Crash discusses what life has been life for the real Elf Bernard since the movie came out. And it hasn’t been entirely pleasant.

    More importantly, Elf Crash addresses why Elf Bernard said tracking Santa for Santa would be different this year. If you are a tracker elf or are thinking of becoming one this episode of the North Pole Podcast is very interesting.

    Elf Crash says that if you have comments or questions from this podcast you can comment here or over in the Elf Community at SantaTrackers.net.

    17 min
  • Understanding the Crisis in Santa’s Workshop

    Understanding the Crisis in Santa’s Workshop is the topic of conversation in the latest episode of the North Pole Podcast for elves Frank Myrrh and Crash Murphy.

    As Elf Crash explains the problem is not only that the workshop is having a hard time getting all the toys made there are major challenges in getting those toys to Santa where he will be on Christmas Eve. Not everything fits into Santa’s sleigh at one time.

    Elf Crash explains how Santa’s sleigh gets replenished and why the big effort to coordinate the transfer of gifts to Santa’s sleigh on a continuous basis as he travels around the world is always a big challenge. It is a coordinated operation that takes precision among many moving parts between North Pole Flight Command, an continuous airlift operation, and thousands of additional sleighs powered by tens of thousands of reindeer and piloted by an army of sleigh pilot elves.

    If the workshop can get all the toys made the problem of getting everything Santa needs to deliver to him on time and in order is what they think makes this year’s work of Operation Merry Christmas in danger.

    This is an important discussion if you want to understand the crisis in Santa’s workshop.

    13 min
  • When Santa Flies

    Things that happen when Santa flies is the topic of a joint podcast between SantaUpdate.com and SantaTrackers.net.

    Elves Frank Myrrh and Crash Murphy discuss the details of things that happen when Santa is delivering. Elf Crash famously follows Santa every Christmas Eve, sharing news of his journey on the Tracking Santa Around the World Radio Show on Kringle Radio, which is heard in more than 150 countries around the world.

    This special episode takes a deep dive into why Santa needs tracker elves to track Santa for Santa. It also wanders into the wish list of Elf Crash and why he thinks Santa will bring him something that he knows Mrs. Claus doesn’t want him to have.

    Ideas are explored, such as how Santa gets a bicycle down the chimney, plus lots more.

    Don’t miss this episode!

    13 min
  • Answering the Tough Questions

    Several weeks ago we asked school teachers of the world to send in questions for us to answer, as we do every year, and we received more than 4000 responses.

    This year school teachers submitted some of the most difficult questions Elf Crash has ever had to answer.

    Crash surprised me in this episode because he taught me some things I never knew. That’s shows the value in asking really good questions, something a news guy like me should know.

    We also spent some time talking about some not-so-good questions and why it is important not to waste time of anyone at the North Pole by asking about things that don’t relate to the North Pole.

    We do try to be friendly. But we have an obligation to our entire audience to keep things on topic. We hope you remember that when you ask questions. We know a lot about Christmas and Santa and elf life. We don’t know much about the mysteries of science, the wonders of nature, the timing of a 1968 Chevy Monte Carlo or the batting average of Ted Williams in 1958. We hope you’ll keep that in mind when you ask questions.

    This episode talks a lot of non-belief in Santa and the role parents have with Santa Claus. Good honest discussion.

    This is just part one of a two part episode dedicated to these questions. We can’t answer all 4000 questions that we received but we can certainly answer more by adding an extra episode dedicated to these questions from teachers this year.

    17 min
  • Answering the Tough Questions

    Several weeks ago we asked school teachers of the world to send in questions for us to answer, as we do every year, and we received more than 4000 responses.

    This year school teachers submitted some of the most difficult questions Elf Crash has ever had to answer.

    Crash surprised me in this episode because he taught me some things I never knew. That’s shows the value in asking really good questions, something a news guy like me should know.

    We also spent some time talking about some not-so-good questions and why it is important not to waste time of anyone at the North Pole by asking about things that don’t relate to the North Pole.

    We do try to be friendly. But we have an obligation to our entire audience to keep things on topic. We hope you remember that when you ask questions. We know a lot about Christmas and Santa and elf life. We don’t know much about the mysteries of science, the wonders of nature, the timing of a 1968 Chevy Monte Carlo or the batting average of Ted Williams in 1958. We hope you’ll keep that in mind when you ask questions.

    This episode talks a lot of non-belief in Santa and the role parents have with Santa Claus. Good honest discussion.

    This is just part one of a two part episode dedicated to these questions. We can’t answer all 4000 questions that we received but we can certainly answer more by adding an extra episode dedicated to these questions from teachers this year.

    17 min
  • Christmas in July

    In this episode of the North Pole Podcast we discuss Christmas in July and how to celebrate it. Elves Frank and Crash talk about their own personal experiences with Christmas in July and why is it important to them.

    Elf Crash shares some things that happen at the North Pole for Christmas in July and some thoughts about what people around the world can do to celebrate it:

    12 min
  • Secrets of a Professional Santa Tracker

    In a special episode of the North Pole Podcast elves Frank Myrrh and Crash Murphy discuss the work of a professional Santa Tracker, Elf Petey LaCroix.

    Elf Petey is part of a team of special elves charged with tracking Santa’s sleigh on Christmas Eve. But they aren’t tracking Santa like everyone else does. They are tracking Santa to see the sleigh in action. Using special equipment they try to record the sleigh in flight to learn about how it performs.

    Elf Petey, you see, is part of the sleigh design team. It is their job to work to continually improve Santa’s sleigh. That means he not only has to know how to see Santa in high-speed flight but he has to be a sleigh pilot himself. In fact, every member of the professional Santa tracker elf team is a pilot, a sleigh designer, an expert is aeronautics with years and years of highly technical education.

    Elf Crash talks with Elf Petey about his experience tracking Santa in this capacity. He talks about why these trackers head out to dark, remote locations only to wait for the split-second moment of time that they can catch Santa in flight. Petey has a number of experiences along the way to share.

    We hope you enjoy this episode. Feel free to post any comments or questions you might have below.

    13 min
  • What Happens on Santa’s Flight

    What happens on Santa’s flight? In this episode of the North Pole Podcast Elf Frank interviews Elf Crash Murphy, the Ultimate Santa Tracker charged with following behind Santa each year and reporting about it on Kringle Radio.

    Nobody has a better view of Santa and what he does than Elf Crash.

    In this episode Crash talks about performing special errands for Santa and hearing live reactions to seeing Santa in flight. He talks about the reindeer, the sleigh and the many things you just never hear about when Santa makes his way around the world.

    Elf Frank replays radio segments from our Christmas Eve broadcast and asks Elf Crash to give his take on some of those reports.

    In all, it is a behind-the-scenes look of what it takes to pull of Operation Merry Christmas.

    21 min
  • Santa May Take a Break

    Santa may soon take a break. Of course, he told us that last year at this point in his flight too and just kept going.

    Worldwide Status Update

    – North Pole Flight Command: Fully Operational
    – Sector 1 (Oceania): Enjoying Visions of Sugar Plums
    – Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): Taking a long winter’s nap
    – Sector 3 (Africa & Europe): Snoozing
    – Sector 4 (Greenland & S. America): In the Red Zone (It’s Christmas Eve)
    – Sector 5 (Central and North America): In the Red Zone (It’s Christmas Eve)

    North Pole Weather

    – Temperature: -29 F
    – Forecast: Still snowing like crazy

    Status of Operation Merry Christmas

    – Santa: Feels like a million
    – Sleigh: Perfect
    – Reindeer: Not even close to being tired
    – Santa’s Workshop: Mission accomplished
    – North Pole Post Office: Still working
    – Wrapping Department: Mission Accomplished
    – North Pole Security: Watching Sector 5 Closely

    See the Santa Tracker Map

    Click here to Listen to Tracking Santa Around the World on Kringle Radio
    Click here to see the latest bedtime advisories sent from Santa’s sleigh

    3 min
  • Questions from Teachers Answered

    Teachers are some of the biggest fans of SantaUpdate.com because this is where they can come to get answers to their many questions. Teachers, you see, get a lot of questions from their students about Santa, the North Pole and Christmas.

    Santa, of course, loves teachers. He always has. Santa respects the work they do and wants to support them as much as he can.

    In this episode Elves Frank Myrrh and Crash Murphy go on a wide-ranging discussion about some of the most basic questions about Santa and the North Pole. Timeless questions about the Naughty List, Mrs. Claus’ first name and even Santa’s puppy named Sprinkles are all addressed in this fun episode.

    Do you have a question about Santa and the North Pole. Feel free to use the comment section below to ask it – maybe your question will be answered in a future episode!

    21 min

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