New shutters in Steve and Janet’s bedroom means the darkness is all encompassing. Maybe that’s why Janet didn’t notice that Steve fell out of bed again the other night. Rosie did, however, stop by to check and see that Steve was indeed okay. Brendan readies himself to relive his middle school heavy metal days; there’s a headbanger’s dream concert headed to Wrigley Field on Friday, which could be peak Greeley. Steve has no interest in self-checkout at the grocery store, ever! Now you kids get off of his lawn!!!

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