Not A Couple

Can you keep a secret? Us either! As Will tries to keep Grace and Jack from finding out about Karen's potential divorce · and his former flings · Tess and Matthew open up about the secrets they've kept. (Spoiler: They're pretty queer.)

Drag queens and Nixon and bees, oh my! As Will and Grace have their mini-Ingmar Bergman film festival ruined by Harlan, Tess and Matthew talk about the true meaning of Halloween: Getting read to filth by drag queens who know better than you how to put on makeup.

In an episode definitely not sponsored by Janet Jackson, Panic! at the Disco, or the Cheesecake Factory, Tess and Matthew feel bad that Will and Grace haven't yet learned that they shouldn't work together (on things that aren't podcasts). Plus: Matthew delivers his last and best rant about why Harlin just doesn't work, and discovers the joys of JUST JACK!

In an episode definitely not sponsored by Janet Jackson, Panic! at the Disco, or the Cheesecake Factory, Tess and Matthew feel bad that Will and Grace haven't yet learned that they shouldn't work together (on things that aren't podcasts). Plus: Matthew delivers his last and best rant about why Harlin just doesn't work, and discovers the joys of JUST JACK!

Tess and Matthew don't really understand why episode three is called Head Case, but that won't stop them from psychoanalyzing Will and Grace's questionable bathroom renovations. Also scissoring isn't a thing.

In which our heroes live together (and so do Will & Grace), Tess has a Monocle Moment, Matthew's pocket book hurts, Jack and Karen are Diet Coke and Mentos, and the A.V. Club did not exist in 1998.

One of them has seen almost every episode. One of them has seen almost no episodes. The show isn't Gilmore Girls. Tess Benser (the expert) and Matthew Reddin (the newbie) talk about important stuff like best friendship, that time they dated, and oh yeah the pilot of Will & Grace!