Not A Talk Show

Ive been playing a lot of fighting game lately and boy howdy has it been a good time. Getting destroyed over and over has helped me learn. Such is life.

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Oh boy it's that time of the week again. Almost the weekend. Join me in our newfound weekly celebration of not working for a day or two. I'll pour one out for all of you guys that work on the weekend. I have to on occasion and boy oh boy is that the worst. 

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Sometimes we get all hyped up about what people think and say about us and how we present ourselves. It is time for that to end alongside April Fools Day. Be yourself, do your own thing and just have a great time out there. 

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Hey Guys look at that it's not even Tuesday. Ive done this before and here I am. Doing it again. Yee Haw. 

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Is April Fools Day worth keeping around? I dont think so. All it entails is companies thinking that they are funny guys on social media. That is not a problem. The problem is that they are not funny. Who am I to say what is funny and not? I am just a guy. I had caffeine just before recording this so prepare yourself.

I talk about the bible again on this one. I'm not sure how I keep getting there. 

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If you use the internet, you know that Will Smith slapped Chris "The Rock" Rock.

BUT ONLY IF YOU ARE CHRIS ROCK.

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Hey Fellas, I know weve talked about this one before but it is time to just let people do their thing. Obviously not if their thing is dangerous and harmful to those around them, but if I want to wear a skirt to the local cowboy yeehaw market that should be fine. I know I am intruding on their safe space but hey maybe itll be a learning experience for them. The main message here is that people arent usually trying to hurt other people or look down on them. The internet really gets us going in that regard. It can seem like everyone that thinks even a little bit differently is the enemy and that they are doing everything that they can to change peoples minds to agree with them. That is not the case. People are, most of the time, just trying to get by. 

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All right fellas that's enough. No more daylight saving time for me. Also the guys over at the associated press say that it is not daylight savings time but daylight saving time. They make their living telling all of us that we are wrong about how we say everything. Classic guys. 

It all started with Benjamin Franklin sending a satirical letter to the Paris magazine telling them that we can save the lives of so many candles if we just ruin everyone's sleep schedules twice a year. Was he even right? Where are those candles now? Is he proud of himself? 

Probably, everybody has heard of Ol Ben Franklin. He's a household name now. Nothing to be ashamed of besides daylight saving time. What a joker am I right or am I right? 

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Hey Internet, it's me again. Here we go. 

This week we talk about how Metallica has been Metallica for more than 40 years and is still out there Metallica-ing it up. You have to wonder if they've ever thought about doing something else. Like taking their music in a whole different direction, just as Snoop Dogg became Snoop Lion for a brief period. Hey why not. I would encourage it. 

I've always struggled having balance in my life between all of the things I try to do. That was the main topic of this episode. Or so I thought. It went other directions but that is fine.

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Hey fellas. I am finishing being sick and so my brain isnt functioning as it normally does so this one is kind of out there a little bit. 

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