Not Another Couples Podcast

If you thought free-solo climbing was wild, Alex Honnold has gone and raised the bar again — climbing 101 skyscrapers on a live feed, with no safety ropes, in just 1.5 hours. Totally insane… or absolute genius?
Suzie couldn’t watch it. Not a chance. Mark, meanwhile, is weirdly calm about the whole thing.
We chat through what we actually think of Honnold’s latest feat, why some people are wired for fear and others clearly aren’t, and whether this kind of challenge should even be attempted.
As always, the conversation spirals into our own climbing shenanigans, questionable past decisions, and a story involving bottom hair that probably should’ve stayed buried.
And finally — what exactly is Mark planning to do that’s officially “bonkers” when he turns 60? Because if Alex Honnold is the benchmark, expectations are now worryingly high.
High places, bad ideas, and classic chaos 🎙️

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Love it or hate it, The Apprentice still gets people talking — and we’re no different. Suzie and Mark get stuck into why the show keeps coming back year after year, whether Lord Sugar still enjoys firing people, and if Baroness Brady secretly lives for a boardroom stare-down. We chat about the absolute disasters, the overconfidence, the moments that make you shout at the TV — and whether any of it actually resembles real business life. There’s also a look back at the US version with Donald Trump, plus stories of being fired, doing the firing, and why that phrase still hits hard. No lectures. No deep analysis. Just honest opinions, bad decisions, and classic Apprentice chaos.

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Families always have drama… but has Brooklyn Beckham taken it too far — and why? Suzie and Mark break down the who, what, why, and when of the Beckham family fallout. Is the tension being driven by Brooklyn’s wife, Nicola Peltz, or does this go much deeper than that? And then there’s that vow renewal… Why did David Beckham and Victoria Beckham feel the need to renew their vows after just three years? Had they already forgotten them — or was it a very public message to someone? Family, fame, fractures, and a few awkward questions no one else is asking. 🎙️

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We’re back — HNY 2026! 🥂
The Donald Trump saga rolls on, with his latest talk of Venezuela dominating the headlines — what he seems to believe versus what the rest of the world is actually seeing. What’s the masterplan this time? “Liberate” the country, take control of the wealth… and maybe pocket a bit on the way? Totally normal stuff.
We also ask the big questions no one else dares to tackle: who is his hairdresser? Surely global pollution could be reduced overnight if Trump opted for a simple buzz cut. Climate win.
And would being his dentist be the ultimate dream job? Possibly the only profession where he physically can’t talk about himself — although let’s be honest, he’d still claim he has the best teeth, better than anyone, dentists are saying it everywhere.
Same chaos. Same ego. New year. Enjoy. 🎙️

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This week we’re fully leaning into CRIME PODCAST mode as we unpack the absolute chaos that is Joey Barton’s record of fines, fights, scraps, scandals, and the kind of behaviour that would have most people in prison, but somehow he still ended up managing a football team. From violent outbursts to unprovoked attacks, we go through the list and try to work out how on earth this man has lived so many lives without being cast in a Netflix true-crime doc. We also test your pop-culture detective skills: did you catch all the Gavin & Stacey serial-killer name drops? Because once you notice them, you can’t unsee it. And since it’s officially office party season, we talk the messy nights out, the politics of Secret Santa, who cried in the toilets, and the unspoken rules of the photocopier at 1am. We want YOUR wildest office party stories, because we know they’ll be better than ours. Grab a seat, grab a drink, and enjoy the madness

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An eccentric aristocrat is advertising for… a Good Breeder. Yes, really — a wife who can provide him with male heirs! Join us as we dissect his utterly bonkers criteria (helicopter licence = bonus?!) and wonder what Mark would put on his list… Suzie says the whole thing feels very Downton Abbey meets Bridgerton — although she fully expects to host the TV adaptation. Podcast #ComedyPodcast #UKPodcast #TrueStories #WeirdNews #ViralStories #StrangeButTrue #RidiculousHeadlines #ModernDating #RelationshipChat #DatingDisasters #BridgertonVibes #DowntonAbbeyEnergy #ScandalousStories #TikTokPodcast #TrendingNow #InternetCulture #BritishHumour #WTFStories #WeeklyPodcast

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I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here is BACK for its 25th series! We’re diving into this year’s lineup, the surprises in store, and a look back at some of the most iconic camp-mate moments — including who earned what in the jungle 👀 Mark unleashes a rant about car insurance that everyone can relate to, while the dogs decide to be high maintenance at the worst possible time, sending Suzie into a full morning rage. It’s fiery, funny, and absolutely chaotic — a properly feisty episode.

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🚆 The Train Attack, Real-Life Heroes & What Would We Do? This week we’re talking about the shocking train attack — and the heroes who stepped in. Would we be that brave? Suzie reckons she could be a professional street fighter (Mark’s not so sure 👀).
We also get into the serious side — how different it feels for men vs women walking alone at night — before lightening it up with some holiday chat after our mini break. Which £15 million villa would we buy if money was no object?
And in Mark’s Bits, the big debate: why do we say wee or pee? 💭
It’s all here for you — chaos, chat and questionable logic as always.
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We’re back with another wild week of Not Another Couples Podcast!
There’s more Traitors chat — we’re hooked, but honestly… are they dragging it out now? We break down the latest twists, betrayals and dramatic stares.
In the news, Prince Andrew’s been struck off — cue Suzie and Mark’s unfiltered thoughts (and a few eye-rolls).
Then Suzie drops her newest obsession: Smellmaxxing. Yep, apparently that’s a thing — and we’re all trying to figure out what on earth it actually means. Perfume? Pheromones? Or just too much Lynx Africa?
Suzie’s also coming down from a 24-hour live broadcast marathon at Download, complete with post-event exhaustion, while Mark’s shattered after what might be the busiest dream ever recorded.
Expect plenty of laughs, random tangents, questionable science and the kind of chaotic energy only these two can bring.

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Celebrity Traitors, Awkward HMV Moments & Are We Really “Over 50”?
Celebrity Traitors has us absolutely hooked – great cast, stunning setting and plenty of drama… but is it dragging on a bit too long? 👀
Suzie has an awkward blast from the past after bumping into an old colleague from her fitness DVD days (yes, really!) and spots one of her titles in a rather unfortunate spot in HMV… does anyone still have one of Suzie’s DVDs lying around? 😅
Plus, our Over-50s chat takes a turn – from insurance and holidays to care home adverts already showing up for the over-60s. Surely we’re too young for that?!
A fun, cheeky, and slightly nostalgic episode — tune in and join the laughter! 🎙️

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