Hannah takes a dive into the premiere episode of American Horror Story: Cult. There's talk of clowns, Trump supporters, and mad Sarah Paulson imitations! Not to mention a quick homage to why fall rules over Summer and thank God it's here because Hannah had devolved into a degenerate.

Hannah and her raven-haired BFF Clayton unpack Bachelor in Paradise, Ingrid Goes West, T-Swift, and lots more! Shout outs to DP Dough and Sauvignon Blanc for existing.

Coming at you from Colorado, Hannah and her BFF since 6th grade Anna unpack their awkward years, prom, America's Next Top Model, and everything in between amidst a wine-induced stupor. Please don't sue us.

Hannah is unraveling quickly like the magic carpet in Aladdin when Jafar f***s his s*** up. Join her as she tells you all about it while stumbling over her words, interjecting about the RHONY reunion and ultimately finds a pathetic form of catharsis! ​

Hannah and her pal William spend the first ten minutes of this episode laughing, and from there it's all sunshine and jellybeans and hating on Jennifer Lawrence! Join us!

Hannah and improv goddess Lindsay Chatham drink Sauvignon blanc and betchily break down their birthdays, being females in comedy, and fall down an epic rabbit hole of movie references. ​

Hannah and comedian Tanner Munson chat about everything from full-fat Coca Cola, to their thoughts on the Chicago standup scene, all the while making every rom-com analogy you can imagine! Chicken tenders are an ideal food pairing for this one.

Hannah recaps her trip to New Orleans, takes a stand against bitchy girls at bachelorette parties,and talks Real Housewives of Orange County season premiere. *Note: Hannah SINCERELY apologizes for calling David Beador Michael Beador, but please refer to this episode's title for justification.**

Hannah and her ex Ryan take a light fluffy waltz down memory lane and ultimately slur their way through tangents and dating advice with no authority on the subject whatsoever!!!!

In a special pre-Fourth of July episode, Hannah and Chana are back together.​ ​ They talk Bachelor in Paradise, dating, and receive a surprise phone call from Chana's dad Dr. W!