Not Even Once

By Not Even Once

Bob takes Seth through the often completely ridiculous world of ABC’s seminal classic Once Upon a Time... more

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April 09, 2025 S2E9 - Queen of Hearts
She's right around the Cora-ner, so you'd better watch out. Who are we kidding, she's Ah Amazing Ah Ah Amazing!
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A special thank you to Lexi for editing for us!
Title Music: 'World of Magic' by Scott Buckley - released under CC-BY 4.0. | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.scottbuckley.com.au⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Sounds in Episode sourced from:
America's Funniest Home Videos
Austin Parrish - THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST, BRO!
Avatar: The Last Airbender S3E5 "The Beach"
Brian Gallivan - SASSY GAY FRIEND - Hamlet
George's Lament - The Drowsy Chaperone
Griffin McElroy - Monster Factory: Fallout 4 — Episode 1
Hi Fashion - AMAZING
Kingdom Hearts
Lady Gaga - Vanish Into You
Scott Pilgrim VS. The World
Spongebob Squarepants S2E3a "Big Pink Loser"
Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
Trixie Mattel - UNHhhh Ep 32: "Thanxgiving" w/ Trixie Mattel & Katya Zamolodchikova
Waltz in A - Saturday Night Live
Yoshi's Cookie: National Treasure - PART 1 - Game Grumps VS
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59min
March 05, 2025 S2E8 - Into the Deep
Welcome to 2025! It has been a hell of a decade for us behind the scenes here. But, we're getting back to it after a little break with Once Upon a TIme's first ever Dream Ballet! You know, it's a bit odd to frame an episode's action as "sleeping" but we're here for it, as we always are.
Also, let me tell you, we have the next episodes already recorded and in editing now. Y'all are in for a TREAT!
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Bob - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thekidaintright⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Seth - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@recycledsarcasm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
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A special thank you to Lexi for editing for us!
Title Music: 'World of Magic' by Scott Buckley - released under CC-BY 4.0. | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.scottbuckley.com.au⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Sounds in Episode sourced from:
@cryinglawyer
@madsmeyers
Aja Miyake-Mugler - Give It To Me Straight | Ep29
Aja Miyake-Mugler - RuPaul's Drag Race Untucked S9E3 "Draggily Ever After"
America's Funniest Home Videos
Brynne Price and Nicole Price - Moonlight Densetsu (AKA Sailor Moon Theme Song)
Chris Allen - The Last Sun (AKA Drag Race Elimination Music)
Creed - Higher
Divina De Campo - RuPaul's Drag Race UK - Season 1 Episode 6 "Thirsty Werk"
Final Fantasy X
Futurama S2E2 "Brannigan, Begin Again"
Good Morning Storybrooke
I Can't Believe You've Done This
Jeff Foxworthy
Kool-Aid
Meg Stalter
Pokemon Emerald
Shrek the Third
Spongebob Squarepants
Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
The Simpsons - Steamed Hams
Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf
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1h
January 01, 2025 Happy 2024 from the Not Even Once Team!
Well, 2024 was kinda just "fart_noise.mp3", right? Well, a tradition is a tradition, and goddammit, we're STICKING TO IT.
And speaking of, thanks for sticking with us! We should have more silly stuff coming out soon with Season 2! Take care of yourselves and those you love!
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13min
December 16, 2024 S2E7 - Child of the Moon
So we know Ruby is a werewolf. But what we DON'T know is if there are any sexy man werewolves around. Well, listener, this episode really answers that question for us. There's also a hot mouse. LISTEN, this one is all on some kind of Omegaverse stuff that is on another plane of existence for us.
Just remember, there's a she wolf in the closet. Open up and set it free. A-woo!
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Bob - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thekidaintright⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Seth - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@recycledsarcasm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
More at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/notevenoncepod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠!
A special thank you to Lexi for editing for us!
Title Music: 'World of Magic' by Scott Buckley - released under CC-BY 4.0. | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.scottbuckley.com.au⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Sounds in Episode sourced from:
30 Rock - S2E8 "Secrets and Lies"
Cinderella
DK Eyewitness
Donkey Kong 64 (1) (2)
IMHO
Kool-Aid
Law & Order
Mario Golf 64
Mass Effect
Meg Stalter
Metal Gear Solid
New Super Mario Bros.
Persona 5
Red Hot Riding Hood
She Wolf - Shakira
Sonic The Hedgehog
Team Fortress 2
The Good Place - S1E13 "Michael's Gambit"
The Wizard of Oz
⁠Torn - ⁠Natalie Imbruglia⁠
WelvenDaGreat - GOT'EEEEMM!!!!!
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56min
November 22, 2024 Storybrooke Daily Mirror - Sarah's Run-In with Josh and Ginnifer
Breaking News!
Sarah, our special Neal correspondent, met a couple actors from Once Upon a Time at an Encino Dunkin' mere DAYS after recording the episode. Enjoy her thrilling recount of the story here!
Josh and Ginnifer, if you are by chance listening, we would absolutely LOVE to have you on the pod to talk about your time on the show and Storybrooke. Have your people reach out to our people. Who am I kidding, we don't have people. You can reach us at [email protected]. Thanks for (possibly) listening!!
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16min
November 18, 2024 S2E6 - Tallahassee (with Sarah!)
Hey, this going back and forth between past Enchanted Forest and present Storybrooke is getting a bit overwhelming. Maybe we should just take a chill pill for a bit on that.
...or maybe let's do something completely different and flip the script and do real world flashbacks and present day Enchanted Forest. And who the heck is this guy from Broken, by the way?
This episode, we have our friend Sarah guesting. And she's seen Once Upon a TIme even more than Bob! This one is some good stuff, y'all!
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Bob - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thekidaintright⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Seth - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@recycledsarcasm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
More at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/notevenoncepod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠!
A special thank you to Lexi for editing for us!
Title Music: 'World of Magic' by Scott Buckley - released under CC-BY 4.0. | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.scottbuckley.com.au⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Sounds in Episode sourced from:
Aja Miyake-Mugler - RuPaul's Drag Race Untucked S9E3 "Draggily Ever After"
America's Funniest Home Videos
American Dad S8E10 "Blood Crieth Unto Heaven"
Arrested Developent S1E4 :Key Decisions"
Austin Powers in Goldmember
Bangor, Maine Canadian Appreciation Day Tourism Commercial 1995
Banjo-Kazooie
French Cafe 24 x 7 - Happy Day in Paris
Heidi N Closet - RuPaul's Drag Race S12E8 "Droop"
Hercules
I Can't Believe You've Done This
Jacob Wysocki - Game Changer S6E3 "Sam Says 3"
Jasmine Masters - handle your liquor
Jinkx Monsoon
Johnny Cash - I've Been Everywhere
Josh Holz and Daniel Lara
Law & Order
Luigi's Mansion
Mario Golf 64
Metal Gear Solid
Pokémon Snap
Se7en
Sonic Adventure 2
Sonic Heroes
Sonic the Hedgehog
Team Fortress 2
WelvenDaGreat - GOT'EEEEMM!!!!!
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1h 34min
October 31, 2024 BONUS - Dimension 20's Neverafter
Content Warning: This episode contains discussion related to the following plot elements: Body Horror, Emetophobia, Child Death, Child Abandonment, Harm to Children, and Children In Severe Emotional Distress.
Happy Halloween!!! So, how about something completely different for Spooky Season? In this bonus episode, we discuss some good, old-fashioned Dungeons and Dragons (BUT SPOOOOOKY) with the first episode of Dimension 20's Neverafter. This season blends fairy tale characters with horror, so very fitting for us! Except... there was... no... GREEN SCREEN!
You can watch the first episode of Neverafter for free on Youtube! The rest of the season lives on Dropout.TV, who aren't sponsoring us, but we'd bet you'd like their stuff.
Follow us on Twitter! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@notevenoncepod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Join our Discord! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/GjJanwZRZ8⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Bob - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thekidaintright⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Seth - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@recycledsarcasm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
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53min
September 24, 2024 S2E5 - The Doctor (with Santana!)
Just in time for spooky season, we have Once Upon a Time's first proper Halloween episode. Trick or Treat! Ahhh for you, Regina, I have a heaping helping of TRAUMA. Now don't TP my house. LOVE your costume, girl.
And on this episode, we have our friend and horror writer, Santana Segriff! She tells us all about Frankenstein, Mary Shelley, how she legitimately thought that Emma and Regina were together in the show thanks to Tumblr, and more! You can check out her stuff on her Instagram, @santanasegriffwrites! Thanks for joining, Santana!
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Bob - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thekidaintright⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Seth - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@recycledsarcasm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
More at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/notevenoncepod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠!
A special thank you to Lexi for editing for us!
Title Music: 'World of Magic' by Scott Buckley - released under CC-BY 4.0. | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.scottbuckley.com.au⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Sounds in Episode sourced from:
@baylebee
@realchoppedliva
2014 VisitMaine TV Spot
A Very Brady Sequel
Arrested Development S3E1 "The Cabin Show"
Billie Eilish - Bad Guy
Brandon Rogers - NEIGHBORHOOD PATROL Episode 2
Cruisn' Exotica 64
Gia Gunn - RuPaul's Drag Race S6E1 "RuPaul's Big Opening Part 1"
Jasmine Masters - handle your liquor
Kamala Harris
Kandy Muse - RuPaul's Drag Race S13E12 "The Nice Queens Roast"
Legally Blonde 2: Red, White, & Blonde
Mario Golf 64
Mario Tennis 64
Meg Stalter
Mercedes Iman Diamond - Rupaul's Drag Race S11E2 "Good God Girl, Get Out"
Metal Gear Solid
New Super Mario Bros.
Pokémon Puzzle League
Robyn - Call your Girlfriend
Sonic Adventure 2
Spongebob Squarepants - S3E48 "Squilliam Returns"
Super Smash Bros Ultimate
Team Fortress 2
Teen Girl Squad
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
The Office S5E8 "Business Trip"
Wave Race 64
WelvenDaGreat - GOT'EEEEMM!!!!!
Ziggy Marley and the Melody Makers - Believe in Yourself (Arthur Theme Song)
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1h 31min
September 04, 2024 BONUS - Air Bud: Golden Receiver
I sure love Once U-Paw-n a Time!
Remember when there was a whole subplot in this movie about a Russian Circus? I sure as hell don't. I also don't think the movie does!
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Bob - ⁠⁠⁠⁠@thekidaintright⁠⁠⁠⁠
Seth - ⁠⁠⁠⁠@recycledsarcasm⁠⁠⁠⁠
More at ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/notevenoncepod⁠⁠⁠⁠!
Title Music: "From the Heart" from Air Bud, composed by
Brahm Wenger, with some special spice from Lexi!
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1h 25min
August 21, 2024 S2E4 - The Crocodile (with Shawn!)
Well, here we are. We made it, folks. We finally have the full primary cast of the show revealed. And HE is here. Our favorite pirate. The hottest man. After a long night of hooking, he finally made it to steal Rumplestiltzkin's wife.
To celebrate, we had our good friend and very talented singer Shawn on the show as a guest! You can listen to his single, To Be Needed, on ⁠Spotify ⁠or ⁠iTunes⁠. You can also follow him on ⁠Instagram ⁠and ⁠Twitter (WARNING, this is very NSFW)⁠. To Be Needed is also our outro music this episode. Thanks for letting us use it, Shawn!
Follow us on Twitter! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@notevenoncepod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Join our Discord! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/GjJanwZRZ8⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Bob - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thekidaintright⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Seth - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@recycledsarcasm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
More at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/notevenoncepod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠!
A special thank you to Lexi for editing for us!
Title Music: 'World of Magic' by Scott Buckley - released under CC-BY 4.0. | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.scottbuckley.com.au⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Sounds in Episode sourced from:
⁠Arrested Development S3E1 "The Cabin Show"⁠
⁠Arthur - PBS⁠
⁠Banjo-Kazooie⁠
⁠Billy Joel flips out in Moscow in 1987.⁠
⁠Bob the Drag Queen and Jinkx Monsoon - Only Child⁠
⁠Cupcakke - Vagina⁠
⁠Donkey Kong 64⁠
⁠Fergie - London Bridge⁠
⁠French Cafe 24 x 7 - Happy Day in Paris⁠
⁠Jasmine Masters - handle your liquor⁠
⁠Ke$ha - Tik Tok⁠
⁠Luigi's Mansion⁠
⁠Mario Golf 64⁠
⁠Metal Gear Solid⁠
⁠Michael Jackson⁠
⁠Mortal Kombat X⁠
⁠New Super Mario Bros.⁠
⁠Pokémon Snap⁠
⁠RuPaul - Cover Girl⁠
⁠Scarlet Envy - RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars Season 6 Meet the Queens⁠
⁠Scruff⁠
⁠ShXwn - To Be Needed⁠
⁠Sonic Adventure 2⁠
⁠Sonic Heroes⁠
⁠Super Mario Bros.⁠
⁠Super Smash Bros.⁠
⁠Talking Heads - Road To Nowhere⁠
⁠Team Fortress 2⁠
⁠The Office S5E8 "Business Trip"⁠
⁠The Powerpuff Girls⁠
⁠Tiktok⁠
⁠VisitMaine - Where You Need To Be⁠
⁠Zelda: Wand of Gamelon (CDI)⁠
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1h 7min

FAQs about Not Even Once:

How many episodes does Not Even Once have?

The podcast currently has 42 episodes available.