Not Even Once

She's right around the Cora-ner, so you'd better watch out. Who are we kidding, she's Ah Amazing Ah Ah Amazing!

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Title Music: 'World of Magic' by Scott Buckley - released under CC-BY 4.0. | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.scottbuckley.com.au⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 

Sounds in Episode sourced from:

America's Funniest Home Videos

Austin Parrish - THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST, BRO!

Avatar: The Last Airbender S3E5 "The Beach"

Brian Gallivan - SASSY GAY FRIEND - Hamlet

George's Lament - The Drowsy Chaperone

Griffin McElroy - Monster Factory: Fallout 4 — Episode 1

Hi Fashion - AMAZING

Kingdom Hearts

Lady Gaga - Vanish Into You

Scott Pilgrim VS. The World

Spongebob Squarepants S2E3a "Big Pink Loser"

Super Smash Bros. Ultimate

Trixie Mattel - UNHhhh Ep 32: "Thanxgiving" w/ Trixie Mattel & Katya Zamolodchikova

Waltz in A - Saturday Night Live

Yoshi's Cookie: National Treasure - PART 1 - Game Grumps VS

Welcome to 2025! It has been a hell of a decade for us behind the scenes here. But, we're getting back to it after a little break with Once Upon a TIme's first ever Dream Ballet! You know, it's a bit odd to frame an episode's action as "sleeping" but we're here for it, as we always are.

Also, let me tell you, we have the next episodes already recorded and in editing now. Y'all are in for a TREAT!

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Bob - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thekidaintright⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Seth - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@recycledsarcasm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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A special thank you to Lexi for editing for us!

Title Music: 'World of Magic' by Scott Buckley - released under CC-BY 4.0. | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.scottbuckley.com.au⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 

Sounds in Episode sourced from:

@cryinglawyer

@madsmeyers

Aja Miyake-Mugler - Give It To Me Straight | Ep29

Aja Miyake-Mugler - RuPaul's Drag Race Untucked S9E3 "Draggily Ever After"

America's Funniest Home Videos

Brynne Price and Nicole Price - Moonlight Densetsu (AKA Sailor Moon Theme Song)

Chris Allen - The Last Sun (AKA Drag Race Elimination Music)

Creed - Higher

Divina De Campo - RuPaul's Drag Race UK - Season 1 Episode 6 "Thirsty Werk"

Final Fantasy X

Futurama S2E2 "Brannigan, Begin Again"

Good Morning Storybrooke

I Can't Believe You've Done This

Jeff Foxworthy

Kool-Aid

Meg Stalter

Pokemon Emerald

Shrek the Third

Spongebob Squarepants

Super Smash Bros. Ultimate

The Simpsons - Steamed Hams

Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf

Well, 2024 was kinda just "fart_noise.mp3", right? Well, a tradition is a tradition, and goddammit, we're STICKING TO IT.

And speaking of, thanks for sticking with us! We should have more silly stuff coming out soon with Season 2! Take care of yourselves and those you love!

So we know Ruby is a werewolf. But what we DON'T know is if there are any sexy man werewolves around. Well, listener, this episode really answers that question for us. There's also a hot mouse. LISTEN, this one is all on some kind of Omegaverse stuff that is on another plane of existence for us.

Just remember, there's a she wolf in the closet. Open up and set it free. A-woo!

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Seth - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@recycledsarcasm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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A special thank you to Lexi for editing for us!

Title Music: 'World of Magic' by Scott Buckley - released under CC-BY 4.0. | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.scottbuckley.com.au⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 

Sounds in Episode sourced from:

30 Rock - S2E8 "Secrets and Lies"

Cinderella

DK Eyewitness

Donkey Kong 64 (1) (2)

IMHO

Kool-Aid

Law & Order

Mario Golf 64

Mass Effect

Meg Stalter

Metal Gear Solid

New Super Mario Bros.

Persona 5

Red Hot Riding Hood

She Wolf - Shakira

Sonic The Hedgehog

Team Fortress 2

The Good Place - S1E13 "Michael's Gambit"

The Wizard of Oz

⁠Torn - ⁠Natalie Imbruglia⁠

WelvenDaGreat - GOT'EEEEMM!!!!!

Breaking News!

Sarah, our special Neal correspondent, met a couple actors from Once Upon a Time at an Encino Dunkin' mere DAYS after recording the episode. Enjoy her thrilling recount of the story here!

Josh and Ginnifer, if you are by chance listening, we would absolutely LOVE to have you on the pod to talk about your time on the show and Storybrooke. Have your people reach out to our people. Who am I kidding, we don't have people. You can reach us at [email protected]. Thanks for (possibly) listening!!

Hey, this going back and forth between past Enchanted Forest and present Storybrooke is getting a bit overwhelming. Maybe we should just take a chill pill for a bit on that.

...or maybe let's do something completely different and flip the script and do real world flashbacks and present day Enchanted Forest. And who the heck is this guy from Broken, by the way?

This episode, we have our friend Sarah guesting. And she's seen Once Upon a TIme even more than Bob! This one is some good stuff, y'all!

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Seth - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@recycledsarcasm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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A special thank you to Lexi for editing for us!

Title Music: 'World of Magic' by Scott Buckley - released under CC-BY 4.0. | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.scottbuckley.com.au⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 

Sounds in Episode sourced from:

Aja Miyake-Mugler - RuPaul's Drag Race Untucked S9E3 "Draggily Ever After"

America's Funniest Home Videos

American Dad S8E10 "Blood Crieth Unto Heaven"

Arrested Developent S1E4 :Key Decisions"

Austin Powers in Goldmember

Bangor, Maine Canadian Appreciation Day Tourism Commercial 1995

Banjo-Kazooie

French Cafe 24 x 7 - Happy Day in Paris

Heidi N Closet - RuPaul's Drag Race S12E8 "Droop"

Hercules

I Can't Believe You've Done This

Jacob Wysocki - Game Changer S6E3 "Sam Says 3"

Jasmine Masters - handle your liquor

Jinkx Monsoon

Johnny Cash - I've Been Everywhere

Josh Holz and Daniel Lara

Law & Order

Luigi's Mansion

Mario Golf 64

Metal Gear Solid

Pokémon Snap

Se7en

Sonic Adventure 2

Sonic Heroes

Sonic the Hedgehog

Team Fortress 2

WelvenDaGreat - GOT'EEEEMM!!!!!

Content Warning: This episode contains discussion related to the following plot elements: Body Horror, Emetophobia, Child Death, Child Abandonment, Harm to Children, and Children In Severe Emotional Distress.

Happy Halloween!!! So, how about something completely different for Spooky Season? In this bonus episode, we discuss some good, old-fashioned Dungeons and Dragons (BUT SPOOOOOKY) with the first episode of Dimension 20's Neverafter. This season blends fairy tale characters with horror, so very fitting for us! Except... there was... no... GREEN SCREEN!

You can watch the first episode of Neverafter for free on Youtube! The rest of the season lives on Dropout.TV, who aren't sponsoring us, but we'd bet you'd like their stuff.

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Seth - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@recycledsarcasm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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Just in time for spooky season, we have Once Upon a Time's first proper Halloween episode. Trick or Treat! Ahhh for you, Regina, I have a heaping helping of TRAUMA. Now don't TP my house. LOVE your costume, girl.

And on this episode, we have our friend and horror writer, Santana Segriff! She tells us all about Frankenstein, Mary Shelley, how she legitimately thought that Emma and Regina were together in the show thanks to Tumblr, and more! You can check out her stuff on her Instagram, @santanasegriffwrites! Thanks for joining, Santana!

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Bob - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thekidaintright⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Seth - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@recycledsarcasm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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A special thank you to Lexi for editing for us!

Title Music: 'World of Magic' by Scott Buckley - released under CC-BY 4.0. | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.scottbuckley.com.au⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 

Sounds in Episode sourced from:

@baylebee

@realchoppedliva

2014 VisitMaine TV Spot

A Very Brady Sequel

Arrested Development S3E1 "The Cabin Show"

Billie Eilish - Bad Guy

Brandon Rogers - NEIGHBORHOOD PATROL Episode 2

Cruisn' Exotica 64

Gia Gunn - RuPaul's Drag Race S6E1 "RuPaul's Big Opening Part 1"

Jasmine Masters - handle your liquor

Kamala Harris

Kandy Muse - RuPaul's Drag Race S13E12 "The Nice Queens Roast"

Legally Blonde 2: Red, White, & Blonde

Mario Golf 64

Mario Tennis 64

Meg Stalter

Mercedes Iman Diamond - Rupaul's Drag Race S11E2 "Good God Girl, Get Out"

Metal Gear Solid

New Super Mario Bros.

Pokémon Puzzle League

Robyn - Call your Girlfriend

Sonic Adventure 2

Spongebob Squarepants - S3E48 "Squilliam Returns"

Super Smash Bros Ultimate

Team Fortress 2

Teen Girl Squad

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

The Office S5E8 "Business Trip"

Wave Race 64

WelvenDaGreat - GOT'EEEEMM!!!!!

Ziggy Marley and the Melody Makers - Believe in Yourself (Arthur Theme Song)

I sure love Once U-Paw-n a Time!

Remember when there was a whole subplot in this movie about a Russian Circus? I sure as hell don't. I also don't think the movie does!

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Title Music: "From the Heart" from Air Bud, composed by

Well, here we are. We made it, folks. We finally have the full primary cast of the show revealed. And HE is here. Our favorite pirate. The hottest man. After a long night of hooking, he finally made it to steal Rumplestiltzkin's wife.

To celebrate, we had our good friend and very talented singer Shawn on the show as a guest! You can listen to his single, To Be Needed, on ⁠Spotify ⁠or ⁠iTunes⁠. You can also follow him on ⁠Instagram ⁠and ⁠Twitter (WARNING, this is very NSFW)⁠. To Be Needed is also our outro music this episode. Thanks for letting us use it, Shawn!

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Bob - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thekidaintright⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Seth - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@recycledsarcasm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

More at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/notevenoncepod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠!

A special thank you to Lexi for editing for us!

Title Music: 'World of Magic' by Scott Buckley - released under CC-BY 4.0. | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.scottbuckley.com.au⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 

Sounds in Episode sourced from:

⁠Arrested Development S3E1 "The Cabin Show"⁠

⁠Arthur - PBS⁠

⁠Banjo-Kazooie⁠

⁠Billy Joel flips out in Moscow in 1987.⁠

⁠Bob the Drag Queen and Jinkx Monsoon - Only Child⁠

⁠Cupcakke - Vagina⁠

⁠Donkey Kong 64⁠

⁠Fergie - London Bridge⁠

⁠French Cafe 24 x 7 - Happy Day in Paris⁠

⁠Jasmine Masters - handle your liquor⁠

⁠Ke$ha - Tik Tok⁠

⁠Luigi's Mansion⁠

⁠Mario Golf 64⁠

⁠Metal Gear Solid⁠

⁠Michael Jackson⁠

⁠Mortal Kombat X⁠

⁠New Super Mario Bros.⁠

⁠Pokémon Snap⁠

⁠RuPaul - Cover Girl⁠

⁠Scarlet Envy - RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars Season 6 Meet the Queens⁠

⁠Scruff⁠

⁠ShXwn - To Be Needed⁠

⁠Sonic Adventure 2⁠

⁠Sonic Heroes⁠

⁠Super Mario Bros.⁠

⁠Super Smash Bros.⁠

⁠Talking Heads - Road To Nowhere⁠

⁠Team Fortress 2⁠

⁠The Office S5E8 "Business Trip"⁠

⁠The Powerpuff Girls⁠

⁠Tiktok⁠

⁠VisitMaine - Where You Need To Be⁠

⁠Zelda: Wand of Gamelon (CDI)⁠