Not For Nothin'

Wait, what happened here? Chris and Kris start off bashing people (that's not the weird part), and wondering why Boomer is showing his junk to other guys. Then they talk a lot of baseball (which is kinda weird, but still not the thing) - come up with having ties in baseball, Rick Sutcliffe, Lou Whitaker not in the Hall of Fame. They move on to football and talk Steelers and Dez Bryant. Then it goes away, and seems like they start a whole new conversation. Like they blacked out for three days time. They get into the XFL, gambling then go back to baseball and Jimmy Stewart impressions. They might have hand, foot and mouth disease.

This episode is all about gambling in Jersey (what uo Monmouth Park Sports Book!) and gambling on Johnny Manziel... oh, and gambling on the Spurs... aaaannnd gambling on the Dolphins. Man these guys really bring the good stuff. Sheesh. try to make an effort huh fellas? Somehow they fill a whole hour with this stuff. It's so good you'll feel like your being indoctrinated into a cult by audio brainwashing.

The big news of the week isn't the Kawhi Leonard for Demar DeRozan trade. It's that MLB Commish... Rob Manfred (yeah, that's his name) copied Chris's idea on how to fix the sport. But Chris can't talk about it cause he's so mad. So they move onto the stupid trade everyone had to have an emergency podcast about. These guys decided to wait 24 hours like normal idiots. Oh, and they are finally able to combine they're two favorite things, betting and flat earth conspiracies. That shouldn't further ruin their lives. Otherwise that's pretty much the good stuff, I guess.

The big news of the week isn't the Kawhi Leonard for Demar DeRozan trade. It's that MLB Commish... Rob Manfred (yeah, that's his name) copied Chris's idea on how to fix the sport. But Chris can't talk about it cause he's so mad. So they move onto the stupid trade everyone had to have an emergency podcast about. These guys decided to wait 24 hours like normal idiots. Oh, and they are finally able to combine they're two favorite things, betting and flat earth conspiracies. That shouldn't further ruin their lives. Otherwise that's pretty much the good stuff, I guess.

Chris is coming out firing this episode... he is hot-to-trot today... He actually came into this show really prepared, which is awesome because Kris is is still trying to ease his way back into civilization and people after being around wild animals for two weeks. Chris fixes baseball, again. He's getting good at this. Then they talk a little World Cup, before getting to Chris's next big idea - how to bring Pro Basketball back to Seattle. Kris loves the idea, except for one small little detail. Then they quickly touch on the eventually downfall of UFC and Eli Manning finish off another brilliant show.

Kris has to come in and save the day via a golden phone in while on vacation in Dubai...yep Dubai, but the seemingly Lost Episode has been unearthed and it's at LEAST twice as exciting as Capone's Vault. Suffice to say, Geraldo's got nothing on Kold Kutz Davey and Mr. RJ Weaver - who stopped by to grade the Knicks Draft, discuss Eli's Future, and evaluate Melo's coaching skills. And no one even cried!

Kris has to come in and save the day via a golden phone in while on vacation in Dubai...yep Dubai, but the seemingly Lost Episode has been unearthed and it's at LEAST twice as exciting as Capone's Vault. Suffice to say, Geraldo's got nothing on Kold Kutz Davey and Mr. RJ Weaver - who stopped by to grade the Knicks Draft, discuss Eli's Future, and evaluate Melo's coaching skills. And no one even cried!

For their ultimate, end-all-to-be-all, NBA draft show that no one can compete with, Chris & Kris talk baseball. So typical. They also talk World Cup and toot each others horns over their picks. It's way to early you guys. But again, so typical. Finally they get to talking NBA and the draft. Just not really sure what they're talking about though. Typical? Yup. Finally they come to the end, and Chris goes off on Kris about Puma and Jay-Z. hopefully Kris learned his lesson, and won't forget this time to never bring up Puma, again.

Also they finally have a sponsor. Hooray! Only took them two and a half years. Good job guys.

What to talk about now that baseball is the only major sport going on. How about Christian Hackenberg... Um okay. Both guys have new and innovative ideas for baseball. One of them's got to be good, right? They talk about the World Cup and pick a few teams to route for, or bet on if that helps. Then Kris throws out another sizzling hot idea for LeBron James. It's so good, in confounds Chris. They try to talk about other stuff after that, but Chris's brain is broken at that point, so they stop.

What to talk about now that baseball is the only major sport going on. How about Christian Hackenberg... Um okay. Both guys have new and innovative ideas for baseball. One of them's got to be good, right? They talk about the World Cup and pick a few teams to route for, or bet on if that helps. Then Kris throws out another sizzling hot idea for LeBron James. It's so good, in confounds Chris. They try to talk about other stuff after that, but Chris's brain is broken at that point, so they stop.