On this week's episode of Vanity Project, Laura and Charles visit one of Berlin's most notorious sex-clubs so that you don't have to! Our names is both Dita, we'll be your mister-es-es-es tonight...

They go down[town] to see a jarringly immersive Tom of Finland exhibition, and challenge each other to take the Eiffel Tower. Don’t look now, there’s men in leather with huge hard ons that boyfriend of the pod is avoiding.

We ask, are people going to the sex club to avoid kink? Why are married bisexual men rejecting us from behind? Are two cocks better than one? Vanity Project wants to tease married men to the brink of absolute terror. Can you resist? You’re in danger, girls!

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