Not Just a Matter of Life and Death - The Liverpool Podcast

Iain Coyle and Ian Donnelly look back on the QPR match, laugh heartily at the fortunes of the Manchester twins and forward to Villa and Wigan, where the pasties are so abundant that they say the streets are paved with them. Stephen Yemoh does briefly appear in tonight's podcast. Near the end. If you get that far.

Iain Coyle and Stephen Yemoh discuss all the things that every Liverpool fan needs to know, such as 'does Clint Dempsey wear eyeliner?'. Of course there is talk of Liverpool FC, but how can we overlook the appearance of the first goth striker?

It's a 'shirts on' episode this week where Iain Coyle, Stephen Yemoh and Ian Donnelly talk Kenny, Blatter, Collymore, transfers, Peter Cech's mask and of course Sr. Suarez. We also look forward to Man City at home coming up this weekend and Chelsea in the Milk Cup on Tuesday. All this in only 48 minutes.

It's the dream team this week (with the obvious omission of Arnie Ker). Yes, we're making do with the Crafty Rabbi Ashley Blaker and Stephen Blue Yemoh to join Iain Coyle in the first shirts off podcast of the year. There's so much to covered that we don't have time for it here. Our eBay Rating is not reflective of the quality of this podcast.

Iain Coyle is joined by the crocked Rob Heaney and award winning Humphrey Kerr to discuss injuries, football violence and Adam's favourite left foot.

Iain, Ashley and Stephen Yemoh discuss Suarez's pretend motorbike, a daytrip to Brighton, Kenny's quips, professional diving referees and legendary Liverpudlian Pete Burns. It's a shame Yemoh couldn't stay to hear it all.

It's a four mic special and all the shirts stay on. Ashley 'The Crafty Rabbi' Blaker, Stephen 'Blue' Yemoh and award winning Humpfrey 'I'm no Nazi Sympathiser' Ker (pron: Carr) join Iain Coyle for a 38 minute romp through that crazy world of football. And for the first time Humf reveals exclusively his secret meeting with Roy Hodgson in laybay off the A40.

Yes, tonight's podcast is named after Ashley Blaker who actually bothered to turn up. Ian Donnelly made it on time, but he never asked for such an honour. (We wanted to call it 'Andy Carroll, Drunk Again').

The podcast that once attracted a guest to cross the globe, fails even to get the attention of a once regular co-host to make the 20 minute trip and tonight's show is two hander with Stephen Yemoh playing two positions. Even Humph has stopped answering the phone since he changed his name. On the brighter side, Iain Coyle has lost 7 pounds and Suarez is looking like the bargain of the century. #YNWA

It's all back in time for kick off of for the new season as Iain Coyle leaves filthy messages on a Nazi impersonator's voicemail, while Stephen Yemoh and Ashley Blaker wonder if this is what it's come to. Who's in and who's out are among the many topics of discussion on tonight's Liverpool FC podcast, not forgetting discussion of the launch of Iain's favourite new Android app which is available from www.liverpoolpodcast.com along with all our other stuff.