This bite-sized first episode of Vampires on Vampires listens in on Alfie and Neige's post-game chat after watching the Twilight movie. It features spoilers for Twilight, and some of the subsequent films! This is best enjoyed right after you've watched Twilight.

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Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1upDV6eGshXKA0h-Zdg_nianol1C1k4YieWNxQgof71A/edit?usp=sharing

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Strap in for some of the most long-winded answers to questions I've ever given; multiple times where I just start laughing; and possibly the longest outro segment I've ever done, which happened entirely by accident. Thank you SO much for all of your questions!

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Info about Not Quite Dead is available here: https://hangingslothstudios.com/not-quite-dead/

Not Quite Dead is written, created and performed by Eira Major, under a creative commons 4.0 attribution license, with Kickstarter Vampire Producers Aster and Ted. Live, laugh, bite.

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Check in with Alfie and Neige after the end of the show in this Bonus Minisode, created thanks to the wonderful folks who supported the show on Kickstarter last year. For more bonus content, consider signing up to support me on Patreon, where you'll get access to short-stories set in the NQD universe; creator's notes on episodes; ad-free access to the whole show; and more! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/hangingslothstudios

Transcript: https://hangingslothstudios.com/ambrosia/

Or: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jGXTJ6PfWnpokH3tt9-eshpL92ADVfhwCcfcWt9bT_Y/edit

Content Warnings:

• Allusions to sex
• Double entendre
• Mentions of deliberate rib-breaking
• Brief description of spelunking

Not Quite Dead is written, created and performed by Eira Major, under a creative commons 4.0 attribution license, with Kickstarter Vampire Producers Aster and Ted. Live, laugh, bite.

Music: Debussy's Clair de Lune, performed by Caela Harrison.

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Hey folks! Eira here. This is just a reminder that the Q&A inbox will be closing tomorrow night at midnight BST! Get all your vampire related questions in before then. I'll be looking to answer as many as I can, just go to hangingslothstudios.com/qna and send your questions there. That's hangingslothstudios dot com forward slash Q N A, that's the letters 'q' for quite, 'n' for not and 'a' for... aardvark. 

Also! Another one of my shows, Remnants, is returning today for its second season. Remnants is a dark fantasy mystery show about a guy trapped in a strange, dreamlike space filled with objects which hold the memories of the dead. He doesn't know why he's there or what the purpose of searching through these objects is, and the only person he has to help is the mysterious and obtuse Sir, who is some kind of... thing. There are already 30 episodes out, plus today's brand new 31st episode. Here's the trailer for Season Two. Don't worry; there are no spoilers for S1 here, just vibes. 

TRAILER:

[WHOOSH]

[MUSIC BOX STARTS]

SIR

Does it worry you that everything is different? 

APPRENTICE

Honestly, I think it would worry me more if it was the same. 

[WHOOSH]

[MUSIC BOX STARTS, SLOWER]

‘Who are you?’ he asks.

‘I don’t know anymore. I’m not sure I ever did.’ 

[WHOOSH]

[MUSIC BOX STARTS, EVEN SLOWER]

APPRENTICE

No it— well it is your fault, frankly, but there’s no point in getting angry with you about it. It’s not like you remember anyway. 

SIR

I remember we were here and there was nothing. I remember you spoke about the Remnants. They tell stories. You said that to me.

[WHOOSH]

[MUSIC BOX CRANKS, BUT DOESN'T START]

Remnants returns for its second season on 6th October, 2025.

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Cyan Goodman did not belong at Twelvelms and everyone knew it. Especially him.

Find out more about the show: https://hangingslothstudios.com/twelvelms/

Explore the world: https://twelvelms.wordpress.com/world/

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Episode Transcript: https://hangingslothstudios.com/ttc-1-1/

Content Warnings

• Descriptions of self-inflicted injury, in a ritual setting
• Implications of arson
• Discussion of child abuse and neglect
• Description of violent murder

The Twelvelms Conspiracy is an audio drama created, written, edited and performed by Eira Major under a Creative Commons 4.0 Noncommercial Attribution License. In network with Rusty Quill.

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Hey, it’s Eira! Today I’d like to introduce you to a fabulous show, the Holmwood Foundation. It’s a modern sequel to the classic Victorian gothic vampire novel, Dracula. The story follows co-workers Maddie and Jeremy who become possessed by the ghosts of Mina and Jonathan Harker. Beginning at the Holmwood Foundation, an organisation which has been studying Dracula’s remains for the last 130 years, our possessed protagonists end up on a road-trip which they hope will give the ghosts of the Harkers what they want; to get rid of Dracula once and for all.

It’s a really stellar show which explores identity and self-discovery, family loyalty and devotion, and it has some lovely accompanying artwork. There is just one more episode of the show left to come, and it’ll be out on 19th of August, which means you have plenty of time to catch up on the first six episodes, but won’t have to wait long for the story to be completed.

A transcript for the episode you're about to listen to is in the description below. You can find more of the show wherever you listen to podcasts, including where you're listening right now, by searching ‘The Holmwood Foundation’. It’s the show with the sketch of the dismembered head on the cover. That's 'H-O-L-M-W-O-O-D Foundation. The Holmwood Foundation! I hope you enjoy listening to this first episode of the show.

Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1a5fwtRvEdNLC3iHp7ggk2CYQoBDfFOcLGkxWBHRU9RM/edit?tab=t.0

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Alfie risks everything to put an end to bonham’s work once and for all. What he finds is more - and less - than he bargained for. Sometimes the greatest horror is not a thing we witness or endure, but something we choose, of our own free will.

Transcript: https://hangingslothstudios.com/nqd-55

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/hangingslothstudios

Episode Content Warnings

Please bear in mind that this show is a work of horror fiction and frequently places characters in situations which jeopardise their psychological and physical health. This episode contains:

• References to sex
• Manipulation
• Descriptions of corpses
• Mention of people who have taken their own lives
• Mass medical experimentation
• Discussion of gross medical abuse and torture
• Detailed descriptions of bodies and corpses
• Mentions of blood
• Medical sounds
• On-screen death - violent
• Discussions of situations analogous to 'Do Not Resuscitate' orders
• Difficult, complex grieving

Not Quite Dead is written, created and performed by Eira Major, under a creative commons 4.0 attribution license, with Kickstarter Vampire Producers Aster and Ted. Live, laugh, bite.

Music: Debussy's Clair de Lune, performed by Caela Harrison.

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Neige shares some essential skills, and the devastating weight of their consequences.

Transcript: https://hangingslothstudios.com/nqd-54

Or: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1vHDCNEyEAkxOHGfIEjG2gPwOVhLdbzpxfvoR1lkwZ3I/edit?usp=sharing

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/hangingslothstudios

Episode Content Warnings

Please bear in mind that this show is a work of horror fiction and frequently places characters in situations which jeopardise their psychological and physical health. This episode contains:

• Vivid descriptions of violence and killing, with details about viscera and gore
• Discussions of unethical medical experimentation, including some detailed discussions of methods
• Mentions of torture
• Mentions of mass killing
• Moments of intense relived suicidal ideation, which is then walked back from

Not Quite Dead is written, created and performed by Eira Major, under a creative commons 4.0 attribution license, with Kickstarter Vampire Producers Aster and Ted. Live, laugh, bite.

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Alfie muses on a place designed for vampires to live - and die - in, as Neige takes him by the hand and walks him through the past in the hopes it will illuminate their future.

Transcript: https://hangingslothstudios.com/nqd-53

Or: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1zsI9JGFFAgjsmLNslbXnuB1mlEL5lIyZByHNTrHTwQc/edit?tab=t.0

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/hangingslothstudios

Episode Content Warnings

Please bear in mind that this show is a work of horror fiction and frequently places characters in situations which jeopardise their psychological and physical health. This episode contains:

• Mentions of death
• Descriptions of scenes of mass killings
• Descriptions of flesh melting from bones
• Descriptions of bones
• Mentions of mass compelled suicide
• Implications of sexual abuse
• Descriptions of extreme violence and torture
• Mentions of blood
• Discussions of dismemberment

Not Quite Dead is written, created and performed by Eira Major, under a creative commons 4.0 attribution license, with Kickstarter Vampire Producers Aster and Ted. Live, laugh, bite.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.