Join Daria and Ivy as they watch and talk about Beach Party and cover such topics as characters' clothing shapeshifting, Pearl's duplicates, whether Garnet or Pearl would be the next one to eat food, the real-life inspiration for Nanefua, Estelle's voice, the trope of having every character have an important role, what the Gems might be like on social media, and whether Amethyst might poop. The probing question of the day: Gems don't eat, but does Daria think they need some kind of sustenance?

Join Daria and Ivy as they watch and talk about "Lion 2: The Movie" and cover such topics as Lion's secrets and connection to Rose, all the Easter eggs in that armory, speculation about Connie's role in the series, what Daria thinks Steven Universe would be like if it were adapted to a live-action movie, theories about what Lion eats, and whether Gem animals exist.

Join Daria and Ivy as they watch and talk about "Steven the Sword Fighter" and cover such topics as immortality, what Steven's experience with school or the doctor might be like, Pearl's new outfit, sword fighting, toys, Holo Pearl's murderous nature, Amethyst and Garnet's behavior without Pearl, weather in Beach City, and boomerangs. 

Join Daria and Ivy as they watch and talk about Onion Trade and cover such topics as child endangerment, Onion being a thief, the ethics of mystery pack toys, funnel cake, Onion's chaos face, the mystery of Dave Guy's identity, Onion as a potential secret crime boss, and how replicators work. We also do impressions of Onion and his dad. Today's recipe: Suitcase Sam's burger (and ketchup!) and some pictures of funnel cake. 

Today's merchandise: Selected Mystery Minis, including Onion.  

Join Daria and Ivy as they watch and talk about Lars and the Cool Kids and cover such topics as Lars being kind of a jerk, Pearl's ability to produce police tape from her head, the Cool Kids' family relationships, Steven finally letting loose on Lars, whether Lars knew Steven's mom, the use of the word 'lame', where Steven's shirts come from, Steven's driving and 'stick power', how the citizens of Beach City might react to a civilian death caused by Gem activity, and who Mayor Dewey might be trying to beat in an election all the time.

Join Daria and Ivy as they watch and talk about So Many Birthdays and cover such topics as vegan tuna, the Gems' involvement in human affairs, Old Steven lookin' like Danny DeVito, the Gems' emotional reactions, Steven's middle name, Zach Callison's fluctuating voices for different ages of Steven, Steven's 'birthday suit', a digression about the disadvantages of time travel, and the concept of Amethyst having a yard sale.

Today's recipe: Moldy Tuna Burrito and Gem birthday parties. 

Today's merchandise: Steven Chewniverse bag featuring the Everything Bagel Dog.  

It's our almost-namesake! Join Daria and Ivy as they discuss the landmark episode Giant Woman and cover such topics as realistic portrayals of four-armed people, analysis of how Opal works, water-balloon checkers, Pearl's sand manipulation, what's up with those beetles, who might fuse next, and whether this was Garnet's master plan all along. 

Join Daria and Ivy as they discuss "Arcade Mania" and cover such topics as Garnet's leadership, breakfast cereals, video games, Garnet's bizarre eyes, the secrets of Gem clothing, games appropriate for each Gem, fighting the foot, censorship surrounding the beating of meat, and which Gem might be oldest. 

Join Daria and Ivy as they discuss "Steven's Lion" and...Steven's lion, and cover such topics as Gem biology and sleep habits, Amethyst's bubbling abilities, theories about Lion's pinkness and relationship to Gems, the universal truths of cats, Pearl and Amethyst's contentious relationship, the baffling confusion of how fish and stew and pizza go together, and Garnet's "we kept Amethyst" joke. 

Join Daria and Ivy as they discuss "Tiger Millionaire" and cover such topics as the family dynamics of Garnet and Pearl presenting as the "grownups" versus Amethyst and Steven as the "kids", facial differences, Lars denying that Tiger Millionaire is Steven, Mr. Smiley's shorts, "Captain Square," Steven's performance as a heel, whether there are multiple Gems with the same gemstone type, and what kind of big brother Steven might be. Today's recipe: None. Today's merchandise: Tiger Millionaire plushie, and Tiger Millionaire Backpack Hanger.