From fantastical drain monsters, to haunted houses, stupid vampire slayers, and sasquatch, my good friends from fantastic show, Final Girls Horrorcast join me on another journey through the deep cuts of low budget horror. Huge thanks to Aimee & Carly for slumming it with me here on Not Suitable For Anyone. Please check out their show and their merch at https://finalgirlshorror.com/. Also follow them on Twitter @FinalGirlsHC and Instagram @finalgirlshorrorcast.

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Not content with the incestuous vibes of Killers, Trev Allen returns to the pod for a feature with explicit brother-on-mustached sister fucking with the epic feature Bullets Of Justice. But before we can get into that, we discuss a pandemic-inspired short film about the importance of remembering your face mask, a crowdfunding campaign best described as Frank Capra meets Gaspar Noe, a monster in the walls (and pipes?), and the ALL NEW BAGMAN TRAILER!! 

Visit Trev's amazing podcast, The Struggling Artist, wherever podcasts are sold, and find him on Twitter or Instagram @TrevAllen81 and @PodcastTSA.

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So, uhhhh ... sorry guys. I had plans to record and release this week's podcast a day early, so it would drop on 4/20, but the good folks at Pfizer had other plans as my second Covid shot laid me up for a couple days. But anyway, here's an episode on the stoner slasher 4/20 Massacre. In a world filled with stoner comedies and stoner horror comedies, Dylan's movie stands alone as a more straightforward 80's style slasher, but with modern subject matter and sensibility. Enjoy!

Check the movie out here:

https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/4-20-massacre

Check out the dope-ass merch over on VideoNastys.com:

https://videonastys.com/collections/4-20-massacre-2018

And keep up with Dylan and 4/20 Massacre on

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dylan.reynolds.758

Twitter: https://twitter.com/Four20Massacre

Everything you ever wanted to know about snake penises and more on a brand new episode with Snake Dick director David Mahmoudieh. I plugged it last week, but in case you forgot, check out the movie at www.snakedick.com, or on Instagram @SnakeDickMovie. Connect with David on Instagram @Darvood. 

Other projects mentioned on today's episode are:

Something dumb takes the spotlight in this week's episode as I'm joined in the final segment by filmmaker David Cornelius who gifted us the delightfully corny Inhumanwich! It's a 50's throwback sci-fi horror set in the near future where an unfortunate accident turns a man into a giant sloppy joe monster. It's goofy and fun and never takes itself too seriously ... 

But first, we FINALLY talk Snake Dick, the amazing short film from David Mahmoudieh and Alpha Wolves (https://www.alphawolves.tv/), as well as some disgusting body horror. Tune in!

Projects mentioned in this episode:

Be sure also to follow my guest, David Cornelius, on twitter at @david_cornelius

Hey, what happens to your dick when I ring this bell?  Our main topic tonight is the very disturbing Who's Watching Oliver, and I was delighted to have one half of the fantastic podcast I Spit On Your Podcast to help break it down. But first, I go into detail on some of the topics I mentioned last week, and some new trailers that caught my eye this week.

Projects mentioned in this episode:

Be sure to check out Kelly over at www.spinstersofhorror.com and I Spit On Your Podcast (https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/i-spit-on-your-podcast/id1441412520) or on Twitter (@HorrorSpinsters and @KGredner)

Watch ahead for next week:

Announcements. Announcements! ANNOUNCEMENTS!

Ok, so I'm going to be playing with the show format over the coming weeks while I expand the show to include trailers, news topics, and even short films! So your homework for this week, in addition to a great rundown of Ava's Possessions with filmmaker Jordan Galland, is to check out some of the projects I mention (links below) and be ready for me to go into detail in the coming episodes.

In the meantime, 

Projects mentioned in this episode:

Hosts (with an 'S') just dropped on Shudder and is a wholly original, wholly independent, mean spirited, disgusting, gory, psychological Christmas horror. It immediately fell into the 'must watch' category for me. In fact, barely a half hour or so into this, I was on the phone texting my friends and insisting that they fire it up. And, of course, this has the potential to be confused with the singular 'Host' which took the quarantined world by storm in mid-2020. A bit of unfortunate timing Hosts creators, but for better or worse they stuck w/ the title that carried throughout their project (and actually carries multiple layers of meaning).

And far from being a knock-off, Hosts goes in a completely different direction as a claustrophobic home-invasion thriller. It also leaves the broader world and 'bad guy' motivations as enough of a mystery, with clues along the way, that let you piece together the story on your own. It's a fantastic ride, and a great pickup by Shudder. Please check it out and then give Adam and Richard a listen. What they managed to pull off on only a $20k budget is, frankly, fucking impressive and we should all be looking forward to their next project!

It's pre 2010, and WHAT the FUCK even IS the INTERNET? Let's be honest, the "story" in the Laid To Rest franchise (does two movies constitute a franchise?) is secondary to the writer/director's primary vocation: special effects. These films basically act as a sizzle reel for Robert Hall's brilliant practical effects work. An industry professional, Hall's credits include horror and sci-fi TV shows like Buffy, Angel, The X-Files, and Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles (where he seems to have recruited much of the Chromeskull series cast like Thomas Dekker and Brian Austin Green), and films like Quarantine, The Crazies, and the Paranormal Activity movies.

Joining me on this journey is legendary podcaster, and one half of the brilliant Modern Horrors podcast, Luke "the Juke" Rodriguez (yes, even when the show was briefly me, Luke, and Jake Parker, Luke was still a full half of the show). I'm honored that Luke decided to emerge from his seclusion for his first podcast in months, and he didn't disappoint. He's full of great information and fun reactions to a ridiculous, but highly entertaining series of films. Be forewarned that there's no deeper meaning at work here .. it's just carnage for carnage's sake. And that's, frankly, just fine because it's so superbly executed. Check out Luke's website, ModernHorrors.com. Completely fan supported and ad-free with their Patreon, so please check it out. He's also on Instagram or Twitter @ModernHorrors.

You can spend way too much on a foreign mediabook, or you can watch both films for free on TubiTV. Part 2 is also available via an Amazon Prime subscription.

Laid to Rest: https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/laid-to-rest

ChromeSkull: Laid to Rest 2: https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/chromeskull-laid-to-rest-2

HELLO LITTLE PIGGIES!!! Welcome to my podcast! We have such wonderful surprises in store for you today. I can't wait to show you!

Christopher R. Mihm, founder of the "Mihmiverse", is a professional monster movie maker and self-described creator of "new old good bad movies!" He has made a movie each year like clock work--going back to 2006--in the tradition of classic "B" horror monster movies of the 50's and 60's. This modern-day Roger Corman has gifted us amazing titles like The Monster of Phantom Lake, Cave Women on Mars, and today's topic, Weresquito: Nazi Hunter.

Christopher is a skilled filmmaker with a successful "crowdfunding" model consisting of pre-selling copies of his films to contributors, who receive credit and a copy of the finished product. In addition, he does his own physical distribution and produces spectacular looking blu rays and DVDs with attractive cover art, nicely authored menus, and special features. Through his e-commerce site, he'll even autograph your copy for free!

Visit SaintEuphoria.com (http://sainteuphoria.com/index.html) to buy any of his 16 existing movies, or contribute to the two he has in development right now!

Also, as a special contest I am running for listeners of the podcast, send me a screenshot showing that you signed up for his FREE monthly newsletter and I'll put you in a drawing to win a free blu ray or DVD from my collection! Send screenshots to @NSFAPod on Twitter or to [email protected].

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