Jann accidentally seduced a stranger with her car music choices. We want more notable Black Canadian events! Let us rub shoulders with the Black Canadian Elite, damnit. We have the most brilliant name and game plan for a Canadian WNBA team and we can’t wait to get Drake to fund it. Who are your favourite non-Canadians who spend a lot of time here or live here? Listen to us ‘ship our favs!

Do you have poor taste in music and blare it in your car or on your phone without headphones? We’re judging you. Canada is not better than the USA when it comes to dealing with tragedy after tragedy. Stop spewing that nonsense. Jon’s not that sorry about unapologetic sports hosts and can’t wait to tell you about it.

The Juno’s happened and Deborah Cox shone bright like the star and newest inductee into the Canadian Music Hall of Fame she is. CFL gave us a very short-lived scare but now they’re back, baby! Are you brave enough to go to a concert alone? Antonia revels in it. We discuss the weak links of groups (music or otherwise). Some of y’all are shaaadyyy for your answers but we appreciate the bravery.

Pump the breaks! Jann tried small talk and didn’t die. Iconic behaviour. Shoresy is laugh out loud, snort so hard your face hurts funny. Would you accept food from a flirty stranger at a bar or would you be immediately suspicious? We would like to know. We’re back for round 2 of the Netflix Originals Ship and it wasn’t any easier than the first time.

Small talk: you can do it! put your back into it. Or don’t. Sitting down is easier. Keyboard warriors + celebrities = pure foolishness and entitlement to strangers time and livelihoods. Y’all are weird. Antonia has an obsession with water bottles and other drink receptacles and will never settle for less. NEVEEERRR!!

Well fought battle, Raps. We’ll get them next year! Rolling Loud will be steamrolling through Toronto in the fall. How many performative acts of ‘allyship’ until we get to the centre (equilibrium)? Is Anthony Mackie a good actor or is he in the right place at the right time? Help us solve this mystery!

Netflix. Really?! Back to bootlegging we go. We’re excited for butter tart ice cream. Thanks, Breyers! Pooorrrrteerrrr!! The finale. YES. If y’all manage to mess up this Flo-Jo biopic, we are coming for your necks. You have been warned.