Not The Bees

OH WHAT.... THEY'RE BACK?!

THEY ARE?! YES?! YES. Or are they?

No, they are it's okay.

With Liam undertaking further studies and Laurence doing TV and stage things all around Australia, their schedules have been in NO WAY copacetic. And haven't we all suffered?

But now, they return! And they are going to get through as many episodes as they physically can. A gentle start back into podcasting with a banger of a film filled with twists and turns. Come! Join our boys as they delve back into Cagedom...and you best believe it's 'Red Wock...Re....Red.....Wed Rock West'.

In this episode the boys discuss:

- Petrol snakes

- Smoking clowns: the less troubling mime alternative

- Alleged fake-news-fan-language

- Your ass playing a *second* fiddle

And so much more! So do some one armed push-ups, get some chips, sit in a bath, and listen with your ears.

Bees! Boys! Blue! The Bayou! 

The Boys Are Back With a special double ep! Tune in this week to discover such secrets and lies so brave and sexy that they might make your head spin. We're here for Nicolas Cage and we aren't leaving until we have him. This week we discuss:

- Larry surrendering all his information to the Russians

- The bayou

- The most shocking frame of film every filmed on film

- Doin' it

And so much more! So what could you POSSIBLY be waiting for? Listen now before listening is privatised! 

The Bees are back! The Bees are back!! And they're bringing you Amos and Andrew! 

Come listen as we discuss:

- The Trial of the Chicago Seven

- Wanting a tortoise

- Liam's grandparents

- Sex Grease

and much much more! What are you waiting for?! Activate your ears and give it a listen!

Episode 15! Episode 15! That means we've done 15 episodes!

The boys are back in town with an episode that can only be described as 'audible'! Today's humble offering; Honeymoon In Vegas, in which they discuss 90's fashion and whether Nic Cage should do more of his own stunts. They also discuss:

- Diflam throat spray

- Bruno Mars - Puppet Master?

- Punch-ins! Punch-ins! Punch-ins!

- Watching your own mother die, and return with bionic arms

And more! If that list doesn't make you want to go 'oooof, that's the thems alright!' then we don't know what to tell you. So listen in!

AND THEY'RE BACK!

Your favourite Bees and Cage themed podcast explodes into your ears for 2021 after a hiatus for work, life, and the work-life balance. 

Today: Firebirds. Tomorrow: Recovering from Firebirds. 

Join Cage experts Liam and Laurence as they delve into the world of Top Gun But With Helicopters. 

They discuss:

- Chunky Helicopters

- Sangria

- The Pissy-Shitties

- Inflating YOUR children with milk

and more! 

Does any of this sound interesting? You bet it does, so tune on in and learn some things about stuff!

Returning to Monday publishing effective immediately! 

We're back! Hooray!! Delivering you an episode that we recorded last year but due to the Christmas break couldn't come out in time!

The boys are joined today by actor and director Andrew Fraser to discuss David Lynch's 'Wild At Heart'. If you are looking for a film to help ease those 'Oh crap it's January AGAIN?!' blues, this is it. A wild black comedy with Willem Dafoe, Laura Dern and of course, Nicolas Cage. 

Listen to these 3 scholars of Cage discuss:

- Milky-white toilet substances

- Pina Bausch 

- The Ring

- The ethics of calling someone 'Daddy'

and so much more!!

Back to new episodes weekly, so stay tuned!

They're back after a 2 week break! Hitting you in the FACE with a brand new ep of a not new film that is bad. The boys do not enjoy it. Neither will you. So have a listen and find out WHY you should avoid this film!

The boys also discuss:

- Cool, chain smoking chameleons

- Knock Knock jokes

- Lesbians in the 80's 

AND

- Knock knock jokes.

Tune in and hear the despair! 

HOooO bOy this is a bIg oNE. 

Vampire's Kiss. The film that launched a thousand memes. Nicolas Cage. Liam and Larry. They watched it and had thoughts. Can they rest now? No, they have so many more films to watch!

Come join them in this erotic black horror comedy and marvel! Gasp! Laugh! Twitch uncomfortably as the boys discuss:

- Discrediting psychiatry 

- Donald Trump: Vampire

-Does Liam REALLY have free will?

 - Rudy Guilani

AND MORE!!

Episode 10! Episode 10! We've done TEN Episodes! 

Bringing you this episode one week late due to the sheer starpower of this weeks special (and the podcast's first and likely last) guest: Angourie Rice!

All two of us at Not The Bees were beyond thrilled that Angourie could join us for this, our 10th episode. And what an episode it is! Moonstruck is a hell of a film and we highly recommend you watch it with both your eyes. 

The 3 Amigos also discuss:

- Hard hitting questions

- Is it possible for Angourie to love Nicolas Cage- The Man?

- Excellent bone structure

- Guinea Pig Fan Fiction

Don't delay! Get yours today! 

Tension mounts in Beeville as Liam's ineptitude with technology sends Larry into a spiral of depression. And they also discuss the wacky Coen brothers comedy, Raising Arizona! It's a great, whimsical film in a world of it's own. The boys also discuss:

- The Marinara Trench

- Sweaty Baby-Yeeting

- Tall Hobbits

- Schmeat

Tune in for all these tasty morsels...and more!