"Ah, Kraznoks!"

The Ant Bully (2006)

After Lucas Nickle floods an ant colony with his water gun, he's magically shrunken down to insect size and sentenced to hard labor in the ruins. (Synopsis via IMDB)

Come for the bad acting, stay for the brutal rape scene!

Vengeance: A Love Story (2017)

One vigilante policeman comes to the aid of a single mother seeking to bring her rapists to justice. (Synopsis via IMDB)

"Tomorrow doesn't have to be a place. It's a person. It's you, Eep. You are my tomorrow!"

The Croods: A New Age (2020)

"The prehistoric family the Croods are challenged by a rival family the Bettermans, who claim to be better and more evolved." (Synopsis via IMDB)

We have nothing good to say about this movie or Nicolas Cage's role in it, but our podcast is now on YouTube so go follow us there at @notthebeespod

The Flash (2023)

"Barry Allen uses his super speed to change the past, but his attempt to save his family creates a world without super heroes, forcing him to race for his life in order to save the future." (Synopsis via IMDB)

"I got machine guns... in my butt?"

Astro Boy (2009)

"When an android replica of a boy is rejected by his aggrieved creator, he goes off to find his own identity in an adventure that would make him the greatest hero of his time." (Synopsis via IMDB)

"Well, thank you Wiccan Tumblr!"

Renfield (2023)

Renfield, Dracula's tortured henchman, is forced to capture prey for his master and do his every bidding. But now, after centuries of servitude, Renfield is ready to see if there is a life outside his boss's shadow. (Synopsis via IMDB)

"That person who helps others simply because it should or must be done, and because it is the right thing to do, is indeed without a doubt, a real superhero."

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)

"Teen Miles Morales becomes the Spider-Man of his universe and must join with five spider-powered individuals from other dimensions to stop a threat for all realities." (Synopsis via IMDB)

David Caruso left NYPD Blue (1993) in order to film this movie, and pursue a full-time film career.

Kiss of Death (1995)

"A reformed convict goes undercover with the help of an angry detective to ensnare a psychotic mobster." (Synopsis via IMDB)

Hey, it's Elijah Wood!

The Trust (2016)

A pair of cops investigating a drug invasion stumble upon a mysterious bank vault. (Synopsis via IMDB)

"I mean, I'll bet no one ever threw a pie at, like Harriet Tubman, the founder of the Underground Railroad. I'll bet you a million fucking dollars."

The Weatherman (2005)

A Chicago weatherman separated from his wife and children debates whether professional and personal success are mutually exclusive. (Synopsis via IMDB)