Not The Worst Marriage

Be honest, no one is the perfect parent but some people are WAY more annoying than others. This episode isn't about parent shaming or how we do things better than others; but it is about parents and parenting ways that annoy the fuck out of us. We think you'll agree with at least a few of them.Some parents we can't stand:Helicopter MomsOver Zealous Football DadsAnyone who throws a gender reveal partyNon-parents who try to give parenting advice (GO FUCK YOURSELF)Sara also goes on a rant about ...

This last week of quarantine probably has some married couples spending more time together than they have in awhile. Things may be getting a litte tense. Things may be getting a little stressful.In case your spouse is annoying the fuck out of you (or maybe you're purposefully annoying them), remind them how great you are and why they married you. In this episode, we remind each other of the ways we could appreciate the other more.Some examples, Sterling should appreciate how Sara has planned ...

Talking about money is not only important when you're married, apparently it's pivotal to financial success. Well, we never did that and are terrible with money. We have zero real advice so this episode is entirely focused on only wrong answers when it comes to dealing with money.We get asked A LOT about doing a finances episode....so HERE YOU GO. Getting married young with no knowledge on how to budget, save, build credit, etc. has led to a lot of fights and overdraft fees.Definitely take al...

With all this not leaving the house stuff, we think it's a good time to try out some new things in the bedroom. Here's some fun ideas and hopefully a few laughs to get you through these crazy times.Don't forget to use birth control. We don't need 10k babies born this December.OFFERSGet 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com/nottheworstSupport the Show.

Opinions are like assholes. Everybody's got one. We looked up some of the most controversial parenting topics and weigh in.No one thinks they have it all figured out quite like a new parent. At least, that was our opinion as young parents. We thought the way we were doing things was the best and only way. Thankfully, we grew up and realized no one knows what the fuck they're doing.Topics incude: child leashes, extended breastfeeding, ear piercing, kissing your kids on the lips and more!OFFERS...

Having certain conversations before getting married, or early on in your relationship can prevent A LOT of future fights. We had some pretty pivotal ones that helped us a lot in the early years of trying to figure marriage and parenting out.Some were serious and others lighthearted, but in this episode Sterling learns that Sara will probably take him off life support a lot sooner than he'd take her off.OFFERSGet 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com/nottheworstFor 50% off your first Care...

In regards to this episode, "space" is physical or emotional distance needed for a certain amount of time to fulfill an internal emotional need. It's something that varies based on external circumstances and doesn't happen all the time.A boundary is something that never changes. It's a hard line in the sand that never varies based on emotional needs or external events.It's important to understand what our own needs for space and boundaries are so we can clearly communicate them to our significant other. Otherwise, you can get caught up in a viscous cycle of your spouse constantly crossing a line they didn't know existed, which is unfair for both of you!In this episode, we discuss our own personal needs for space and boundaries, how they affect each other, and why it's so important to respect them.OFFERSGet 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com/nottheworst

Everyone has personal space and boundaries and understanding the difference is important. In regards to this episode, "space" is physical or emotional distance needed for a certain amount of time to fulfill an internal emotional need. It's something that varies based on external circumstances and doesn't happen all the time. A boundary is something that never changes. It's a hard line in the sand that never varies based on emotional needs or external events. It's important to understand what ...

Body positivity when it comes to marriage and parenting is vital. We love how appreciating all bodies has become the new norm. We’ve both struggled with insecurity about our bodies, and while Sterling got to the “I don’t give a fuck” phase faster than Sara, we’ve finally learned to love ourselves as is. In this episode, we talk about the different ways having negative body image can impact your relationship, sex life, and kids. Moms definitely have a harder time in this area because...

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