Not Your Average Netizens

Podcast # 32

Recorded: 6/19/15

Timestamps

0:00 – 1:03

Intro

YG FAMILY - BIGBANG, 2NE1, PSY GD&TOP - Bang bang bang, High high, I'm the best, Crayon & Gentleman: SANDY G | IBSNDRG

1:04

•Summer Blues

•Noah’s Back Bitches!

•Girl Group Summer (excitement for all the wrong reasons)!

2:40

•The Queens are back! Can you say Moo Moo!? Not unless you have a problem with their “problematic music video” TIM

•Ashe has technical difficulties and listeners get a peek into the mind of a male Kpop fan. Objectification can also mean appreciation (apparently)

•When “selling out” isn’t really selling out

37:00

•Tim trigger warning: Whatever you do, don’t call them AOA7

56:00

•Sistar to the rescue (unfortunately not as superheroes)

•Let’s be real Starship would have screwed it up anyway

•Don’t forget Nine Muses (Tim didn’t)

•Also Soshi (we almost did)

1:09:30

•2PM are werking the “sexy ahjusshi” concept

1:17:57

•Big Bang releases more songs, world crumbles

1:32:52

•Which leads to a discussion on cultural appropriation (go figure)

1:39:00

•Big Bang vs. EXO Messpocalypse 2015

1:48:07

•G-Dragon just don’t care y’all

2:00:38

•Korean music shows make no gotdamn sense

2:09:34

•Show Me the Money! (Or don’t. Neither of us really care.)

2:15:06

•A moment of silence for our dearly eliminated Momo (formerly of Sixteen)/The wisdom of creating idol groups by survival reality programming

2:26:00

•Where’s the justice for M3laq?

2:29:40

•Tim charitably closes us out because he does it so well ( ‾ʖ̫‾)

So - poor Shannon had a rough time of it in this episode. Please listen to this episode to show your support for f(x) fans around the world. They're gonna need it.

Podcast # 31

Recorded: 5/29/15

Timestamps

Fx - Hot Summer ( Vantagepointmix )

0:04 - Intro

0:36 - Give us some feedback? Listeners Gazelle00 and JRT131N did

3:52 - 3 years too late: f(x) to officially debut in Japan

●Sulli’s looking hot in her latest pictorials

●Mention of Amber’s style and 4minute’s Jiyoon

20:44 - CUPID shot us with Kara’s love arrows

30:02 - CLC returns with ‘Like’. Tim no likey

●f(x) Victoria’s breaking(?) news is released and Shannon breaks down

38:36 - B.E.S.T SISTAR and Mamamoo~ comeback news

41:12 - CL’s ode to Dr. Pepper

46:02 - MBLAQ to return as 3; Get your red solo cups ready for 2PM

48:46 - Seventeen finally sees daylight and debuts

56:08 - Bang Bang Bang Big Bang

1:01:30 - EXOt9 to comeback with a confused sports theme

1:11:20 - Bestie is ready to snatch T-Ara’s ‘Queens of China’ crown

1:13:28 - KhunFany is no more… for now.

1:18:13 - KConLA and KConNJ, I mean KConNY, updates

1:24:10 - Ladies’ Code to make a return?

1:35: 56 - What would you like to say to your bias’ agency?

1:41:13 - Closing: Ashe can’t do it so she forces Tim to do it

Opening:Turn Down For MTBD (CL Solo) by 김희성 via Youtube

2:00 Boa's feather boa's - hot or not

7:40 IU= South Korea's Taylor Swift?

11:20 KARA Kraziness (kourtesy of Kiara)

24:10- 32:20 History, N.Flying, AOA Black feels, free L!

32:21 MYNAME, Monsta X,

37:46 - Sajaegi everywhere

46:00 - Ashe says Mamamoo+En Vogue concept=profit

57:00- Shineeeeeeeeee!

1:20:00 Happy Birthday Taeyang

1:25:00- Tim's analysis of Show Me the Money's latest cast

1:36:00 - Diary of a misunderstood and misinformed EXO fan?

1:44:00- Zion T's new single

1:46:00 - Sistar, Big Bang

1:52:00 - F(x)

1:55:00- Horny Henry

2:06:00- Closing; Watch your back Krystal, says a scorned TOP fan

No time like the present to talk about the past week! (AKA we are late as hell. Mea culpa).

Podcast # 29

Recorded: 5/11/15

Timestamps

0:30 - Intro

Comebacks and Debuts

1:26 - Hyosung fries Shannon’s brain

●Is her image too focused on her body?

●Mentions of Secret

●Hyosung’s (and Youngji’s) milkshake brings out Shannon and Kiara to the yard

19:15 - Beast’s Hyunseung’s solo debut

●Ashe does Spoken Word - Warning: Cussing

29:08 - BoA’s 15th Anniversary comeback - SM don’t care; gives her a leftover box MV set

35:54 - Bestie excuses themselves from boys (according to Shannon)

44:13 - Tidbit: Red Velvet

45:13 - Today is Shannon’s Day: SHINee to have Korean Comeback

●The Shannon impersonation continues

50:43 - 2pm and Got7’s comebacks to possibly be delayed

●Mention of f(x)

●Got7 needs a break

*Kiara’s Note: when mentioning Jun.K/Minjun, I called him ‘Junsu’. I apologize.*

1:07:51 - Unpretty Rapstar deemed unfit because of ‘lack’ of censorship: Is this blatant sexism?

●Updates on SMTM4

Last Tid-bits

1:28:01 - Girls’ Day releases ‘Hello Bubble’

1:29:23 - Tao is in LA

1:31:02 - Ashe’s impression of ep 1 of ‘Sixteen’

1:33:06 - JYP denies a Wonder Girls comeback. Of course they did

1:37:53 - Big Bang Updates. GD had dust in his eyes

1:43:34 - Kiara speaking the holy Kara gospel - verse Youngji 8:30

1:46:56 - Bye Kim Hyun Joong

1:48:27 - Closing

*Yes, this is a reference to Beck. Yes that Beck, the one who "stole" Beyonce's Grammy this year. He's also an essential figure of 90's pop culture and an accomplished musician. Wiki it kids!

Podcast # 28

Recorded: 5/1/15

Timestamps

Forget boxing. We have our own fights on the podcast that won’t cost you $100. Catch each round throughout the podcast.

Knock Out (remix) - GD & TOP

Credits to REX R and Amaya

00:07 - Intro

●Podcast #26 got over 1,000 listens!!! Thank you everyone!!

●Happy APAHM Month!!

Comebacks and other news

03:12 - Jimin N J.Don commits blasphemy with “GOD” (mention of Hyuna)

10:00 - Unpretty Rapstar to get a 2nd season

12:20 - Show Me the Money 4

●Round 1: Noah vs. Tim: should idols be on SMTM?

22:15 - BTS needs U

26:35 - BoA to return

28:38 - T-ara’s Eunjung’s solo debut - or is it???

●Eunjung and Hyomin on MNET’s ‘4 Things Show’

36:00 - Seventeen to finally be let out of Pledis’ basement? (mentions of After School, Orange Caramel and NU’EST)

44:50 - JYP’s girl group survival show ‘Sixteen’

53: 56 - B to the I to the G B to the A to the N to the Bang Bang (Ashe’s rap skills)

●Thoughts on ‘Loser’

●Ashe’s dramatic read of ‘Loser’ lyrics

●Thoughts on ‘Bae Bae’

●Ashe’s continues to do spoken word with ‘Bae Bae’ lyrics

●Some K-netz not too happy with seeing white girls in hanboks

●If black women were in the MVs

1:24:50 - Big Bang and 2NE1’s contracts with YG

●Round 2: Noah vs. Tim: YG’s promotion of 2NE1

1:37:37 - The Book of Tao

●The current situation

●He Said/SM Said

●Mini Round: Ashe vs. Tim: Wrestling

2:00:36 - Shannon and Tim’s Queen, Hyosung, to return with ‘Fantasia’

Last Tidbits

2:10:25 - Time for SNSD to start collecting their retirement checks?

2:19:49 - JYJ’s Junsu 1st TV performance in years

●Final Round: Noah vs Tim: Slapping sasaengs

2:24:08 - Roy Kim has the best of both worlds

2:27:03 - KCON news

2:28:53 - Alcohol talk: wine is in; soju is out (mentions of hangovers and other liquor)

2:37:24 - Bestie comeback, EXID winning on music shows and dal shabet’s ‘Joker’

2:43:19 - No SHINee Korean comeback, no happy Shannon

2:45:32 - last minute discussion on ‘Sixteen’

2:48:30 - CL, CL of 2NE1

2:50:18 - Closing - Ashe does not want to this podcast to end

Tim Tested, Ashe approved.

Podcast # 27

Recorded: 4/17/15

Timestamps

Shinee - Hello (Glen Check Remix)

0:00 - Intro - Tim takes over

Upcoming/Current Comebacks and Debuts

0:44 - CL to debut in the US with ‘Dr. Pepper’

4:14 - The return of Jinusean

8:46 - Block B’s sub-unit, Bastarz, debuts

12:46 - Dal*Shalbet’s ‘Joker’ - Tim, Noah and KBS do not approve

18:16 - CLC follows-up with “Eighteen”

23:40 - B I to the G Bang is finally back

29:45 - BTS releases a preview with a little bit of Suga

34:09 - Lim Kim to return with Primary and Beenzino

35:31 - Hyosung to bring sexy back (Kiara impersonates Shannon)

38:11 - Kisum, Lil Cham, JACE and Bora - #HottestCollab2k15

44:40 - The Queens aka Kara, just because

Other News

46:48 - Even virtual dating sucks. Dating Alone gets cancelled

55:22 - The ‘JYJ’ Bill

1:07:11 - EXO’s Lay and the burden he carries (impersonation of Shannon continues)

1:21:00 - Bom: Why wasn’t she chosen to feature in Jinusean’s comeback? (mentions of 2ne1, Lee Hi, Soohyun of AkMu, Winner and iKON)

1:38:44 - Douche alert: Yoo Sae Yoon and Jang Dong Min’s misogynistic comments

2:05:50 - Remembering the Sewol Ferry Incident

2:21:02 - Closing

Arriving on your doorstep in fashionably late splendor. Peep this 'stamps:

Podcast # 26

Recorded: 4/13/15

Timestamps

EXID (이엑스아이디) - Ah Yeah (아예) (Areia Kpop Remix #173) 클럽리믹스 EDM Copyright©2015 Areia Creations Global Entertainment LTD

0:08 - Intro

Upcoming and Current Comebacks

0:54 - Dal*Shabet’s ‘Joker’ teasers

5:37 - 11 years in the making: Jinusean returns

10:52 - Baby Got Back: JYP Edition

22:08 - 15& Jimin’s artistic solo debut

29:46 - Tootsie roll dance time with EXID

38:23 - O Big Bang, Big Bang, wherefore art thou Big Bang?

41:20 - Ashe wants to live next door to EXO

1:00:33 - Catch SNSD if you can

Other News

1:12:32 - Bye Bye Roommate T^T

1:23:55 - The Ark’s debut

1:31:50 - Block B’s sub-unit, Bastarz, controversy

1:39:20 - The Queens aka Kara, to have their Korean comeback soon

1:42:35 - JYP’s girl group ‘Sixteen’ survival show: Tim & Kiara tries to decode Ashe’s thoughts

1:52:08 - Esna is taking no one’s shit

1:57:15 - Stay away from drugs, kids: BumKey and E-sens

1:59:44 - Last minute topics: Kpop concerts in the US, KBS show ‘My Neighbor Charles’ & T-ara

2:04:40 - Closing

As the title says: Miss A, EXO and.....everyone else.

Timestamps for your pleasure:

Podcast # 25

Recorded: 4/3/15

Timestamps

SONAMOO - Deja Vu (Jonathan Carey Bootleg Remix)

00:37 - Intro - April Fools’ Day - Kpop Edition

03:34 - Enlistment news - Bring on the YunJae Military fanfics

05:55 - ‘Even If I Don’t Stay In JYP, I Won’t Let 2AM Go’ Part 2 by SeulOng and Jinwoon

Upcoming and Current Comebacks

08:15 - In order by mention: EXID, BoA, Big Bang, Girls’ Generation, Bestie, Block B, Solo debut of 15&’s Jimin, f(x), Brown Eyed Girls, and FT Island

31:54 - EXO

●Cute(?) but creepy EXO Mascots taking over Seoul

●Tiffany following Baekhyun on Instagram creates a backlash from “fans”

●20 versions of Exodus is 20 too much

●Shawol vs. EXO-L?

●Trailer of their zany(?) web drama

54:32 - Miss A

●Thoughts on ‘Only You’

●Suzy being bullied? (female idols are always fighting/bullying each other apparently)

Other News

1:14:57 - The mess that is the Yewon vs. Lee Tae Im drama

1:35:14 - Possible SHINee comeback (Shannon and Noah’s love for Onew’s eyebrows & thighs)

1:38:12 - Disney’s Mulan live-action film: Don’t mess this up Disney

1:53:04 - Rain and CL: about the Time’s 100 Most Influential People list (CL’s future US career)

2:01:28 - Closing - Happy Easter Y’all!!

Another week, another dominant SM Entertainment group debuts, another JYPE artist rises from the grave. To be fair, more like, snatched from oblivion by the Nation's First Love, Suzy, who is currently in a non-monogamous but uncomfortably possessive relationship with South Korea. Get the full deets on the entire show via Kiara's timestamps below:

EXO - Call Me Baby (Thunder Remix.)김동우 Kpop Mashup

00:07 - Intro

00:48 - KMF 2015

●Current line-up

●Ashe and Kiara talk a bit about their experience at KMF

Comeback News

11:30 - EXO: Call Me Baby-Daddy on the road to El Dorado

14:26 - Miss A aka Miss slAy

16:52 - *Whispers* JYP

This Week’s News

21:47 - ‘Even If I Don’t Stay In JYP, I Won’t Let 2AM Go’ by Seulong and Jinwoon

25:40 - Will the real ‘Unpretty Rap Star’ please stand up? SPOILER WARNING

33:36 - Infinite fans, Inspirit, had a ‘be a reporter for a day’ outing

35:51 - BTS fans, A.R.M.Y, gets rules of conduct to follow

●Can giving fans rules to follow be helpful enough for idols to get some privacy back?

44:50 - B1A4’s little sister group ‘OMG’ to debut

●Is there actually a spectrum to cute concepts or is it all just the same?

●The Magic/Madonna affect: 2.0 songs do not equal an image, it’s just the same song

●Mentions of LaBoum, Crayon Pop, Secret and Mamamoo

57:17 - Suzy decides to do her Mother Teresa charity by giving Lee Minho the title ‘boyfriend’

●Dating news being released because CONSPIRACY!!

●Suzy don’t care (like she should)

1:15:45 - Is Super Junior the Jan of The SM Bunch?

1:29:16 - Key being awesome and supporting a fan

Mentions/Rants/Corners

1:38:26 - Tim’s wrestling podcast

●Wrestle/Wrestlemania talk

1:45:12 - Roommate season 2 coming to an end :(

1:46:44 - Gallop Poll: Are you happy where you live?

2:07:00 - Closing: We-uh- Ashe feels for 1D fans

So, obviously we did not go into this episode intending for it to be Red Velvet Part Deux, but SM is the gift that keeps on giving. And we dear listeners are more than happy to receive it. A (slightly) shorter show this week (yay us!) so remember timestamps are your friend. Plus Kiara sprinkled each segment with love just for you.

Recorded: 3/20/15

Timestamps

MAMAMOO - Mr.Ambiguous (Remix) BBb club

00:04 - Intro

Today’s Topics

01:37 - FNC’s School 2015

03:59 - Jimin:The Somehow Winning Rap Idol Star (Do variety/reality shows damage idols images?)

12:23 - Ga-in is too sexy for some netizens

16:15 - Lukewarm reactions to Minah’s solo debut

21:08 - Why is BtoB not more popular? (Mention of the article about idol’s 3 minute performance issue)

31:06 - SM YG and JYP: The Big 3 or The Big 2?

●The plight of idols from smaller/less known companies

●To take or to not take a break? That is the question

45:34 - YG trolling?? Big Bang MAY really be having their comeback in April after all (Big Bang vs. EXO?)

48:54 - Miss A will be A-okay

58:16 - Red Velvet’s comeback discussion part deux

●Ashe: The Spoken Word Poet, le’s us know just how sweet or not ‘ICC’ really is

●Our thoughts on Automatic and Ice Cream Cake

●The packaging of ‘tongue-and-cheek’ songs

●Red Velvet not looking comfortable on stage?

●Hey Yerin. There’s something on your forehead.

1:26:26 - Foreigners opinions on Korean cuisines. Warning: discussion may make you hungry

Mentions/Rants/Corners

1:43:00 - f(x) vs. Red Velvet: Shannon Edition

●Red Velvet to get a fanclub name and nothing for f(x)

●Shannon’s thoughts on Automatic and Ice Cream Cake

●f(x) died so Red Velvet could live

●SM in China: Lack of promotions or not, they still make bank

●Red Velvet = sub-unit?

2:04:59 - Closing: Ashe stealing Tim’s thunder