Ollie proves you never want him to dial 999 for you, we discuss the lanyard issue and a Fortnite milestone right at the end...

A more standard episode, sat on the sofa bed in the attic with a guest speaker to open the podcast this week. We talk, friends and girls... though definitely not in *that* way.

We wander around the school campus, trying not to wipe the microphones internal memory card or set anything on fire.

We go on location to the wild shenanigans of a 12 year olds birthday party followed by some chat around homework and PE.

Sounds like the start of a bad Harry Potter book.

We had a very early non-human guest, some ideas about Ollie's birthday and some interesting chat about a first week at school.

We ramble on about picking a name, explain the finer points of mic technique to an eleven year old and get into his thoughts on his first week* at secondary school.

*two days **eyeroll**