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  • 13. I’m a Stranger Here Myself

    “If an alien force were observing Earth, would it see humans as the invasive species and send some kind of robot scarecrows to protect the habitat? Or would it further our survival by leading us away from danger? For a moment, I take a guilty solace in the latter fantasy. I imagine electric angels guiding us, like the roach-bots shepherding those cockroaches toward the light.”

    0:00 —Intro: a story with a good twist…

    00:59 —Light speed in the elevator…

    03:49 —Face in the crowd and blood on the tracks

    11:55 —More TMI

    16:24 —The Return of the Roboroach: “People who can’t even control their own minds want to control the minds of others.”

    22:55 —Christmas in the community room

    24:19 The death of MacGuffin

    27 minutes

    “Unseen Forces” by Justin Walter, “Disintegration Loops” by William Basinki, “Following” by Justin Walter, “Pathologically Bored” by Deru, and “Poa Alpina” by Biosphere

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    27 min
  • 13. I’m a Stranger Here Myself
    People who can’t even control their own minds want to control the minds of others. 27 minutes “Unseen Forces” by Justin Walter, “Disintegration Loops” by William Basinki, “Following” by Justin Walter, “Pathologically Bored” by Deru, and “Poa Alpina” by Biosphere
    27 min
  • 12. The Night Watchman

    “Maybe all black holes are intelligent civilizations that got sucked up their own assholes.”

    0:00 —People call him Superboy…

    01:14 —Notes on Bigfoot

    05:00 —A bus ride through the snow storm

    08:13 —Notes on the Fermi paradox

    10:21 —The nightwatchman’s lullaby

    13:14 —A cosmic prank in the park

    14:06 — “SETI to yeti, do you copy? Over.”

    14:43 —An unfinished email to future nonbiological intelligence

    22:55 —Exit Sam.

    24:30 minutes

    “Baby (slowed down 800 percent)” by Justin Bieber, “Three Cheers for Existence,” by Deru, “Murmur’s Ebb” by Greater Than or Equal To, “1979” by Deru, “Kontakte” by Karlheinz Stockhausen, “Pathologically Bored” by Deru, and “Poa Alpina” by Biosphere

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    25 min
  • 12. The Night Watchman
    Occasionally a tenant has left their key in the door lock. 24:30 minutes “Baby (slowed down 800 percent)” by Justin Bieber, “Three Cheers for Existence,” by Deru, “Murmur’s Ebb” by Greater Than or Equal To, “1979” by Deru, “Kontakte” by Karlheinz Stockhausen, “Pathologically Bored” by Deru, and “Poa Alpina” by Biosphere
    25 min
  • 11. Real Person Blues

    “Sometimes you’ve gotta beat the crazy outta them.”

    0:00 —Intro

    00:30 —Riding the train backwards through downtown…

    02:34 —Notes on Déjà vu

    04:12 —The Return of the Mummy’s Shadow

    09:14 —Drifting through downtown again with the soundtrack out of sync…

    11:00 —Roy suggests a way to deal with Sam and reveals Dietzen’s identity….

    17:42 —Dan knocks on the door with a gift and some news…

    19 minutes

    “Vid Loss” by Pye Corner Audio,“Spiral Insana” by Nurse with Wound, “Blown-Out Joy from Heaven’s Mercied Hole” by A Silver Mt. Zion, and “Unseen Forces” by Justin Walter

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    19 min
  • 11. Real Person Blues
    I fantasize that if I focus hard enough, I will find a way to reach out to myself. 19 minutes “Vid Loss” by Pye Corner Audio,“Spiral Insana” by Nurse with Wound, “Blown-Out Joy from Heaven’s Mercied Hole” by A Silver Mt. Zion, and “Unseen Forces” by Justin Walter
    19 min
  • 10. The Healthy Skeptic

    “This is an irony you couldn’t get away with in fiction—socially impaired programmers creating social media environments for society to socialize within. And the irony doesn’t stop there. Grandin points out that the programmers require intense concentration to look at information for long periods of time. Meanwhile, the technology and media they create distract and fragment people’s attention. Even Grandin, whose condition is characterized by an inability to recognize irony, recognizes this irony.”

    0:00 —Intro: You’re not a hoarder, not if you can put it in order…

    01:00 —Notes on weaponized autism

    12:15 —Alone at the Social Skills Group Therapy

    19 minutes

    “Witchs Will” by Wilburn Burchette and “No Riders” by Pye Corner Audio

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    20 min
  • 10. The Healthy Skeptic
    . . . a graphic of two faceless cartoon figures communicating via tin cans and a string. 19 minutes “Witchs Will” by Wilburn Burchette and “No Riders” by Pye Corner Audio
    20 min

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