Here at the NBT, we tend to joke about not using or liking condoms. While we understand this humor may appeal to a wide demographic, we would like to take some time and be responsible with our platform and hold ourselves accountable for our jokes about condoms. Please, do not take our jokes and quips to heart. We encourage all of you to practice safe sex for you, your partner, both of your partners in the future and the well being of your communities. We encourage you all to stay educated on healthy and safe sex. We encourage you all to not buy anymore condoms and learn how to pull out in an effort to save the economy from further damage. Think about all of that plastic you are putting into the environment. 

Remember, a True environmentalist DOESN'T use condoms. This has been a PSA from your friendly neighborhood virgins.