What if the one who got away was your step sister? What if porn was never invented? What if game devs and movie producers listened to the audience? What if college was free? What if by law you were required to spend ages 0-13 non binary? 

We'll try harder on the description next time. 

Today we have a special guest, rising Tik Tok star Winrow The Square stops by the podcast (and by stops by we mean we took over his house and recorded the episode there) shows off his comedic talents the whole episode. The cat comes out of the bag as we start off the episode breaking down what exactly a is a fat pussy, then the crew does what they do best by snowballing into tangents about Christian battling Covid, what's new in media with Squid Game and Star Wars, Mormons continuing to blatantly have no fucking idea what they are doing but trying their best and more. To end things off, the 2nd half the gang interviews Winrow on how getting paid really works while getting millions of Tik Tok views, how staying true to his own lane he created gained him a massive following, obstacles as a young black creator placed by Tik Tok themselves and so much more, so make sure you show up for our amazing guest star and stay for the tangents. 

This episode is a reminder to support your wholesome indie game devs and local gaming scenes! 

THIS EPISODE GETS SPICY, IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR HOT ACTION THEN GET READY FOR 2 HOURS OF PURE FLAGRANCY, BOLD CLAIMS SPOKEN WITH GUSTO, SHARP WORDS, VIOLENCE ENSUING, WELCOME TO THE CAGE MATCH OF THE FUCKING YEAR.

The crew sits down and has an important conversation about the Covid Vaccine. This debate includes information from articles on our discord, the FDA report, news reports and from doctors themselves. We are nowhere near experts on the vaccine, but we sure don't have an issue taking their words and reiterating them. 

Here at the NBT, we tend to joke about not using or liking condoms. While we understand this humor may appeal to a wide demographic, we would like to take some time and be responsible with our platform and hold ourselves accountable for our jokes about condoms. Please, do not take our jokes and quips to heart. We encourage all of you to practice safe sex for you, your partner, both of your partners in the future and the well being of your communities. We encourage you all to stay educated on healthy and safe sex. We encourage you all to not buy anymore condoms and learn how to pull out in an effort to save the economy from further damage. Think about all of that plastic you are putting into the environment. 

Remember, a True environmentalist DOESN'T use condoms. This has been a PSA from your friendly neighborhood virgins. 

Recently, or more like whenever this episode was recorded, the world of lower class and suburban America was set ablaze with different instances in the media reintroducing the age old question to the masses; how do you define masculinity? With traditional masculinity constantly finding itself being challenged and removed, and with brand new concepts of masculinity being scrutinized and unaccepted by older generations, the crew decided to dedicate an entire episode to understand masculinity through their eyes and experiences. 

Tl;dr

Listen to the episode because this shit is kinda fire.

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We have a great episode in store for you guys. 

It hurts that each of these topics slightly deal with racism. Welcome to the Melanin Pals Studios. You'll be seeing a lot more of that.

Marriage. Love. Relationships. Who would win in a fight between Tupac and Will Smith. The art of Seduction. The inevitable prison of child birth. More love.

Relax. Enjoy. Learn. Mmmmm.

EARTHQUAKES AND EXPLOSIONS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PODCAST? FIRE RAINING ON THE STREETS, DEATH WATCHING IN A DARK ALLEY? LINES CROSSED, SECRETS EXPOSED, LOYALTIES TESTED AND NOTHING BUT PRIMAL ASS NAKED HUMANITY IN COSMIC ACTION. STARE INTO YOUR SHADOW AND DANCE THE END OF THE BEGINNING DANCE WITH GOD ITSELF, LIFE IS MERELY A PASSING PHASE INTO THE NEXT STATE OF AWARENESS. YOU ARE NOT YOUR MIND, DESTROY YOUR MIND AND UNLEASH YOUR POWER. SHATTER REALITY WITH YOUR BARE FIST AND EAT THE REMAINS. INJECT THE VEINS OF THE UNIVERSE WITH A CONSERVATIVE AMOUNT OF HEROINE BUT NOT ENOUGH TO GET IT ADDICTED. FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS AND BITE YOUR PILLOWS. YOU ARE LISTENING TO THE SOUNDS OF ORDER AND CHAOS INCARNATE; THE NOTHING BUT TANGENTS PODCAST.