It is really hot in the studio and Esper
takes his clothes off. Raven is displeased.Raven and Esper are living together for the
second time.Esper finds Raven to be “pretty depressing”
– especially having to listen to his constant crying.
Neither Esper or Raven want to talk about
their year in prison, or the genie.
Somebody writes in to the show that Esper
thinks may be one of his patients from when he was a doctor.
A lot of callers and a lot of pain emails
on this episode.
Featuring Marshall Herschell Pain Mail # 18In this letter, Marshall sounds more
desperate and crazy than ever.
Raven’s Haiku/s:
My pain is so hotI burn from the inside outMy eyes melt in heat
Gypsy wildernessIn the Comox Valley Why?beside your pain be
Memorable quotes:
Raven: Sometimes our clothes make us feel
uncomfortable; you don’t just take them off in front of your friends.Esper: Why not?Raven: Because I don’t want to look at your
sweaty hairy chest. It looks like you just took a shower. You’re soaking wet. I
can’t believe how much you sweat.Esper: Well it’s like 800 degrees in here.Raven: I’m still keeping my cape and
turtleneck on.Esper: yeah and you’re dripping all over
the placeRaven: That’s true, but at least I’m
dripping with dignity.Esper: Your hair is stuck to your forehead,
it doesn’t look very dignified. You look like you’ve been crying. Your back eye
shadow is running down your cheeks. You look like a member of Kiss at a funeral
or something.Raven: I think that looks alright. Gene
Simmons after a horrible loss. Ace Freely not feeling so freely.
Esper: I wish I was still a doctor so I
could help him.Raven: I think he needs rehab; you weren’t
a rehab doctor.Esper: I was an everything doctor.Raven: You weren’t an everything doctor.Esper: I helped all kinds of people when I
was a doctor.Raven: You may have helped all kinds of
people when you were a doctor, but that certificate that you had that said,
“Everything Doctor” was made by you. Just because you considered yourself a
doctor of certificates as well, doesn’t mean you can just make a certificate
with new credentials on it.