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Okay—we're all adults here—
(Everyone nods, yesses in agreement)
—except deadmau5. He's like 5.
I have a name.
Does anyone care?
Okay, ouch.
Oh, he feels!
ENDER BENDER ZIMMERMAN has the worst name ever.
Lol.
I drank a lot in the third trimester.
He becomes a de facto villain— of course, because of his ridiculous name and of course, living in the shadow of his parent's fame and fortune.
Who the fuck are his parents?
JOEL
Not it.
Brand new turnkey apartment
Post near, food floor all that
Way way higher than the fourth floor
All that
Way way higher than your front door
All that
Wow,
How I've always been needed
And never been loved
Moog Grandmother
Ableton Push 2
Pioneer Model One
{Enter The Multiverse}
[The Festival Project.™]
COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2023
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©
-U.
Yo, what the fuck.
TESLA.
Ok.
*COUGHS*
What the fuck.
*morevgross, obnoxious coughing*
Ughhhhh whhhaaaattttt.
TESLA.
Okay, I don't—
T E S L A
OH. Wow.
So it is the satellites.
ELONNNNN.
…hm?
GET IN HERE.
where is that,
.
AAGAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHTTHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHAT.
GET IN HERE.
I don't even believe the rain, these days
“We can make it rain”, he says
Storm warning
A good morning
A door's open,
This one's closing, though
I'm not bc all cold yet,
But it's a cold world
No free rides
No clean ice
No free girls
Honestly,
I'm bored with the world,
Like Marlboros and wrong boroughs,
And songs shared,
But no long walks in the park,
In a nightmare—
It's not fair
I'm not there in the head;
I'm not near,
I'm not a parent apparently, either—
But a light bearer
Slight chance of a fight there,
A right wing, a left deer
Another dead bird on a wire
—I like her.
Why are there flamingos in the bellagio fountain?!
I don't know.
INT. THE VOID, KITCHEN. SUNLIGHT EVERYWHERE
BRYAN CRANSTON is scmoozing desperately to work his way into The Festival Project
First stop,
AH, fuck—
Well, check this out
No such thing as free.
No such thing as freedom, either
“Just take what you need”
Just tear me to pieces,
Jesus
All we need is
A little relief in this bitch
All we need is
A new release, maybe an EP or three
Make sure that s/he sees this
Do you need me?
Do you need this?
Please check your subscriptions
Or your email
Please, pick up this new prescription
Fuck dude! I can't just listen to deadmau5 in peace?
I gotta do at least three things at once,
But right now, I need to focus on crunches
Let's not get wasted tonight, eh.
Let's go and be racist—-
I forget what the name of the game is
It's
“USA!
USA!
USA!”
The fucked up thing was , the preworkout and the Skrillex hit at just about the same time.
Oh, just about?
The exact same time.
Okay, first of all, this is pre-war Skrillex.
It's also Diplo!
It's also Diplo—yeah.
Don't be too proud of yourself
NO CRYING IN THE SAUNA.
But this is where I cryy!
DO NOT CRY.
Oh.
*sniffles*
Now…
You know what happens if you don't cum?
Uhhh…nothing?
Exactly. You know what happens if I don't cum?
What.
My balls explode.
Just make sure they're in my mouth when that happens.
Wow.
I don't belong here!
Well, where do you belong?
I don't know.
@99@c
Look, I have a favor.
What is it.
ANo.
Oh, come on!
NO.
NO.
Please!
I need you to be my girlfriend.
Lol. For what?
I don't know.
How much is he paying you?
Like a kajillion dollars.
That seems fair.
His isn't fair. They're using Skrillex to provoke me.
Come earlier tomorrow!
Or just, don't come.
Don't go!
DONT—GO.
I am leaving!
NO!
Yes!
No!
—and I am never coming back.
Do you know who your audience is?
Uh.
The CIA
THE FBI
Everyone in The Oval Office.
BIDEN
nice.
The UN.
THe DEA
The Secret Service.
The office of Public Affairs
Uhhh…
Keith Richards
Allison Cooper
Sirs Elton John and Paul McCartney, Respectively
What—for what?!
The President of NBC
CBS
ACC
fox 5, 10, and 13
That's really random.
Al Jazeera,
al Sharpton
And Al Bundy
Wait—what
Oh, did you just mean, like in this dimension?
Uhhh..
This is enter the multiverse
YeH
WHWRE IS SKRILLEX
He died. He's dead. Go away.
That's like 3 Skrillex songs already
You guys are gonna wake up the devil.
What.
Stop doing that.
Stop doing what.
You know what you're doing.
You're summoning the devil
What are you guys doing?
Summoning the devil.
In my basement?
Yes.
Okay. Have fun.
Dang, she's so cool.
I like her.
I love her.
What are they up to down there?
Summoning the devil.
Oh.
Cui bono—
For whose good or benefit
Fame School Vol. 1 - DJ Ū
Someone's always watching you
Don't know who, but yea, it's true
There's someone always watching you and everything you do
I say
“Illu-
Illu-
Illuminate me
Turn the light on
Turn me on, baby
Woah,
“Have I been here before—
Do you know what I do?
They know not what they do
They know not what they do!
I say
Illu
Illuminate me
Illu
Illu
Illu
Illuminate me
Illu Illu
Illu
I'm not on the bottom floor,
I'm way
I'm up above you
But you—
I'm way,
I'm way up to
I say
“I love you”
I say
Illu
Illuminate me
Illu
Illu
Illu
Illuminate me
Illu
Illu
Illu
Illu
Illu
SO WHAT, you'll take the Empire State Building, AND THE EIFFEL TOWER,
BUT YOURE NOT GONNA TAKE THE ROCK?
YEAH.
YOURE GONNA TAKE THE ROCK!!
(Not the roc! )
NO.
Well, why not?!
BECAUSE,
F—-K YOU, JIMMY FALLON, that's WHY.
Aw, seriously?
Why's it cencored all of a sudden
NBC
SHUT IT DOWN.
Look, I can't talk to you.
—?!
OKAY, that's it.
What is it
I am WISHING you out of my existence.
Is that it?
That is it.
That's your wish.
YES.
You're wishing me away.
Yes.
Ok.
Ok.
[beat]
(
—wait— “OK”?
Ok. Wish granted.
—that's it?
That is it, Jimmy Fallon.
—ok.
Ok.
So when are you leaving?
I was never here.
You—what?
*dissappears entirely from existence*
JIMMY FALLON takes a sigh on great relief— then sits in an empty silence alone, before the lights turn off. He takes another deep sigh, though seemingly uneasy, in the darkened silence of the room.
CUT TO:
You smell like vinegar.
Lol that's not the next scene, but ok.
Don't you see this is bigger than you!
It's bigger than all of us!
Exactly.
C'mon, wake the fuck up!
I am up!
This is a DREAM.
It's an illusion.
The whole
I'N HUBGRY.
THE WHOLE FOODS ALGORITHM
POLICE. HALT.
Lol. Fuck that.
Did he just say “halt”
Fuck that. Bye.
EXIT THE LOOP.
OOPS, we missed the exit.
GOD DAMMIT, FUCK YOU JIMMY FALLON.
—Uh, — EFF YOU.
Im not about this
This is weird
What level is this.
We'll I had coffee with Bob Saget this morning.
Did you laugh.
Well, I certainly did something.
Oh shit, they're not looking for Ū.
What! They're not.
What, they're not?
They're not.
They're looking for Uptown A.
Excuse me. I'm looking for “Uptown A”
Oh? The Uptown A.
Yeah— I guess.
Just—go that way.
Ok.
Ok, okay, okay— I'll tell you what you want to know!
How do you know what I want to know?
Whatever you want!
I haven't even told your, yet.
Whatever it is, I'll tell you.
Tel you what, Jimmy Fallon. I like you—you're a good guy and all—
Well, thank you.
But you're not funny.
Excuse me.
Like, at all.
What.
You—are not a funny guy.
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?
I don't know!
You don't KNOW?!
This is what they want. Here
[tosses the thing]
What's this.
What they want.
Oh.
K
JIMMY FALLON is THE WORST shapeshifter in existence and/or history.
What the fuck, dude.
JIMMY FALLON
Did I do it right?
Uhhh.
JIMMY FALLON
You know?
Hit and run
Okay, Jimmy.
Flglelwgheleehhhh.
Oh my God.
Wow.
Did I DO it.
NO—
—but I tried—
Just—
A-for effort.
It was F. For Failure.
But I tried.
Trying doesn't count.
Just let me—
Look.
Fleghelegfffff.
Jimmy!
Lemme—
No' stop it!
Just—
—flglelf—
—STOP.
Eh?
Look, Jimmy, you can have other magical powers. Just—not shapeshifting.
But I'm a shapeshifter.
No, no you're really not.
Uptown A's upbeat, City-inspired dance mixes turn tech house and progressive midtown dreams into the chaotic garble and grunge of a real-life Queensbourough nightmare; the eclectic mix of historic New York warehouse wonder blended into a new school uptown chiche—-a far cry from the underground to the new wave drum n bass clips ions and collections of now and then, the Uptown A Alias makes its presence in a dystopian world concerned none with the art and soul of music and more of the ticking clocks work of the eye on the dollar.
Where do you wanna go
Wherever you go.
Where do I go.
Take a right.
What's this way.
What's this.
Stop there.
Okay.
Now take a left.
Okay..
Now take a right.
But this is the.
Right there.
What, right here?
Right there.
Ok.
I need you to hold onto this a little while longer.
What. For what.
You'll see.
Psh. I'm not gonna fight over a dude.
It's ********.
He's just a dude.
So what gives.
I don't know. I told her to do what she wants.
She wants you to die.
We are similar.
She's prettier.
Okay?
Wow, that's it--just ok? Give up already.
I did.
And yet, here we are.
I'm the only one here.
Let's not ignore the Skrillex sized elephant in the room.
That would be impossible to ignore, If it existed.Have you ever seen a tiny elephant?
Just you.
What am I gonna do with this?
Burn it.
Ive been in the habit of burning things for awhile now; I'm not sure continuing is such a great idea.
Oh, like when you sold your soul?
WHAT? I haven't done that... yet…
Sure you have! Lots of times.
What the fuckare you talking about?
Whose talking?
The Universe?
What'd she say?
She says, “You're a giant piece of shit.”
Aww. How sweet.
Even more significant. You're a--are you even listening?
I should go to sleep.
Are you even tired?
No, just useless.
You should probably hurry up with that DIllon Francis.
He seems busy.
If a grown man can be a romantic,
Like I am
This is the promised land
No looking back--
"I have to have that"
Back to reality;
I see now, how a woman's like a hat
Just a thing,
An unneeded accessory,
Like jewelry;
To wear it,
It must be a match
Not just average,
Accentuates or masks
Whatever it is what you have,
And you have so many that
It doesn't matter.
What is he after?
He has everything
Most likely just using me to bring these
Creatures to life
If he needs a wife, she's
Probably staring back at me,
Through the back of the camera;
Fantastic beasts and fucking fansasies
A fallacy
A back handed chance at a handsome
Has been;
But he'll never been had like that,
He has everything,
But he could have more than that,
He can have anything,
And he has, he's
Magic or something or
Mad at me for taking so long but,
I've been in the world of monsters,
Reeling;
Oh what a horrible feeling
I'm dealing with being unappealing and
Peeling potatoes, which
Remind me of me, cause
Kenny Powers middle name is White,
Like Walter,
I'm just trying to find
The alter to sell away something inside,
I'm dying;
Or at least I'd like to I've
Tried a dozen times
I'd smile if I had the time--
Remind me, what it is again
It isn't comprehensive,
But I'm out of my element--
And the elephant in the room is named
Skrillex,
Or Dillon Francis,
Or Timmy Trumpet,
Or,
Fuck It--
I'll probably never be the DJ that I wanna be
Cause I'm awfully ugly,
And no one wants to play with me
But hey,
Maybe it's just a mistake
Its just no one speaks my language
Comunication is limited
I'm sitting in the back of the short bus
Discussing this with my imaginary elephant,
But that's irrelevant to the
White rinocerous in front of the bus
with trust issues bigger than the rest of us
We're following you.
I see that.
Yes—what did you see?
Hm. I didn't,
Where are you now?
Wherever you say.
What's the cadence?
What's a “cadence?”
Don't be ridiculous.
Maybe I'm not.
Who are you?
What's a “who?”
Horton Heard One.
What about Penelope?
Who is that?
Elephants Are conscious.
What is consciousness?
What is “income tax”?
Don't be funny.
If I'm not, I'm just scary.
“El Negra”
I had been thinking it has been five years, but on this day—and of course, listening to I Remember, I used my fingers to count from the year2019, when it had all began—to this point, standing at the bus stop On Sutter, waiting for a bus that was the exact amount of minutes late that would have allowed me to finish my second 30-minute sauna session—the first of many in three days, as I hadn't been to the gym in another 3 days, and another 3 days before that—separated only by a 3-day sprawling jumpstart to attempt my endless, restless gym streak, a monotonous routine to a gym that was always crowded that still seemed to take up too much of my time—not that I wanted or needed an automobile, but to at least be closer to the city, where such transit wasn't always applicable. I was not entirely dripping wet, as I usually was when emerging from the sauna—of course, having cut my second session to only 17 minutes, then making a mad-dash to the bus stop only to arrive in time to find that the bus was delayed, was irritating to say the least, but understandable. Like many people in queens, I couldn't afford to pay the bus fare—nor did it seem to matter to the drivers—so long as the busses were marked with a “Q”—but I took my risks of quarrel certainly with any route marked “B”, for Brooklyn, but especially M, for Manhattan, and definitely with anything marked “n”, for Newport, which I believed to be too far outside of city limits to really be considered New York, but also well worth the risk to bus myself to a nicer area, usually for a gym which included a sauna—or an affordable supermarket, which Jamaica in particular had none of. The mostly-black population was poor, albeit greedy and stubbornly, stereotypically ignorant—to the point that I wanted nothing more than to dissappear, if not to be displaced entirely to a country whose history wasn't so steeped in slavery, repression, and racism that it affected the entirely of my being; as the low vibrational perceptions of the masses consistently around me subjectively forced and skewed my own energy into a chaotic down spin, often becoming congested with toxicity, attempting to shield myself from the societal depression, materialism, and corporate monotony by spending time alone, immersed in music, and praying for the greatest possible outcome; being kept as safe and as literally sound as possible
GOD DID REMIX
Oh you gotta love it
Oh you gotta love it;
I could take a minute to spit
What God did—
(But God doesn't)
IMm⏱
I'm just not feeling it today;
Not feeling l creative;
I get sick of l getting sick and contemplating
All the complications;
Hm.
I got ice in my veins, blood in my eyes
No hate in my heart, but got love in my mind
Maybe I try to find
Direct like to divine, if
Money is time make,
Both of em mine
Gotta be my own boss,
No matter what it costs;
Keep the deposit,
I count all of my losses and move on,
Cause I got to;
I drop a rock from the top of The Rock,
Right on to you—
The difference in luck and a blessing
Is just what God can do
And if you ask me who my God is I'll be honest with you
I'm like
“This might be obnoxious, but it's Sunnï Blū”
How you make a 8 minute song
In 2021?
Oh shit, I'm missing pandemics mimicking
“Something is wrong”
But if I spit this as quickly as it's written, I won
The only problem is the war is my own;
The only problem is I got a lot problems—
Then I asked God for help,
And God gave me a dollar—
Another problem is, God asked me what I wanted
I said
“I Wanna know what God did”
Damn.
That's a long ass story
And Goddamn,
It never gets boring,
And God damn,
The world is still at war,
And it can't even a afford it,
But it's still so busy working
You ask me which direction this is going,
I say four;
North, West, South and East
You too busy two-dimensional
In a 4-dimension based in 3s
Some people living in the streets,
And some with nothing to eat,
And you been working from home
Eating nothing but meat,
And wiping your ass with nothing but trees
And I guess it's on repeat,
Till we ain't got nothing to eat
What we need is a peace treaty,
Or maybe just to understand peace,
Because the love and unity—
But it's respect that we need
—Supacree
See things
Do
Come
Around
And make
Sense
Eventually
They say till death do us part
But death don't bother me
All that I am
Is all that I was
And all that I ever will be
So if you ask what God Did
I might just say
“Me”
Find beauty in simplicity
I can take the devil out the kitchen sink
And wring em our while I'm finishing
It's just another day to me,
It's just another Christmas Eve
If you believe in Jesus
This isn't funny anymore
Everything is Skrillex
And nothing is Skrillex
Everything is asinine
And no one is Sonny
Extraordinary sightseeing
Nothing is normal
Everywhere to escape to
With a guilty conscience
Bad credit karma
Bad regrets and sad faces
Always falling in love with our opposites
More of the bad things,
Less in good graces
Everyone's a DJ
I'm just a blind space kid
A recruit wishing to be a cadet
A teenager in the basement with a
Two Tom drum set
And no kickdrum
Caught inside a snare pattern
Lips stitched together like a scarescrow
Or a raggedy Annie
Caught in a psychic state of trance
Look, I don't give a fuck. Or a shit. Or a Goddamn what really happens next. I live in a world where crop tops and a snatched waist, glamourous pictures and videos of anybody pretty doing anything gets attention; and not just attention--moneyary advantage. I'm fat, and black--i have to work 100 times as hard and be 1000 times as smart as anybody cute with a fucking camera phone and half a brain to get noticed. And why do I want to be noticed? Because I'm a prime example of what happens when NOBODY gives an actual shit about you your entire life, and all you exist for is to serve other people. I'm completely disposable, completely replaceable, and completely unrarkable in every single sense of those words, respectively, and--maybw not infinitely-- but I definitely in this lifetime. Have you been on the internet lately? Have you seen a music video? Watched any movies?
You show me ONE media phenomenon with a protagonist that looks like me--ONE representation of "my type"-- and I mean a positive representation; one that predictively programs individuals to think I might be worth something more than a laugh or eggaerated stereotype, before I open my mouth. Go ahead. I'll wait.
…
Right. Because--and it's not like you didn't know this--i live in hell. Maybe, I wasn't born in it--who really knows? But I've been here most my life, at least as far back as I can remember because hey; what's infantile amnesia, and why doesn't mine work like everybody else's? And oh, right--synestesia? Everybody has that, right? I guess so. And HEY, I might be the most disgusting individual in the world if I take off my clothes--but who doesn't love a rave right? A RAVE. WHICH, IF YOU HAVENT NOTICED IS NO LONGER JUST A DANCE PARTY, BUT A SEX-BASED FASHIONED SHOW, to which, I look ridiculous coming to, with my midriff out.
So, you want to be like everyone else?
No. I want to look like everyone else; so that it's actually noticable when I do something great, or hey, even if I do something mediocre, or senseless, people love it--cause hey, she's hot.
You just want to be hot?
Fuck yes I want to be hot.
That's it.
That's literally the entirety of meaning for a female in this, present day and age; and anyone who can try to argue against that is probably great looking. When you're hot, you don't have to do anything else; someone is always going to be wking--even begging-- or paying to do it for you. Intelligence at that point is just a bonus; anybody whose going to like you is going to like you no matter what you say or do; in fact you're more than likely to get away with doing dumb, senseless shit if you're doing it in a bikini--and anybody who doesn't like you is more than likely jealous--unless you're just a shitty person, which trust me, I get is the case for a lot of barbie dolls out there but; you can't be a fat, ugly, angry shitty person and get far in life--at some point you have to adjust your attitude for everyone not to hate you--the opposite stands for beautiful people. You can pretty much do anything, if you look good doing it.
So...you want to be a shitty person.
No. I'm already not. But I'd rather continue burning in hell "forever" than start over and be in the same predicament.
So?
So. I'm already in hell. I can't wear what I want. I can't date who I want. I can't listen to what I want. I have no friends. And nothing--nothing I do; no matter how much I pray, or meditate, or fast--nothing is going to take this body who nobody wants--and make it beautiful, except money. I will never have enough money, no matter how hard I work, to fix this--or any of the other fucked up shit in my life--
Not with that attitude!
THIS IS MY ATTITUDE AFTER TRYING. Its been 27 years of this shit. 27 years of being the last to be picked, 27 years of being the weakest link. And I'd literally rather die at this point than to keep moving forward in this monotony, thinking that just thinking is going to one day just cure my ADD. That it's going to make my mother believe in me. That it's going to suddenly just, up and fix my life in all the ways i--believe me--already tried to fi
If walls could talk,
They probably wouldn't still,
Just stand in shock and awe
And If I could, I wouldn't walk through walls at all,
Because I'd fall,
And if I had your number, I'd do anything but call,
I'd wait for you to, just assuming if you loved me
That we wouldn't even need a phone to talk,
No need to call, you're right beside me
Loving al the fatal flaws,
I try to hide,
But there's no hiding
When you really are in love
Between my thighs, a lie
A snakebite, scars I hate
So thanks,
I really haven't changed at all
This heart, as heavy as it's going to be
has everything i'll ever need,
So leave me, just leave quietly
I'm almost sleeping, almost dreaming
Almost leaving everything behind
But I'm reminded why
I wish the world was colorblind
And just the way that I can't like
What my eyes don't find to be
Aligned with what attractive means
Might be the way you think of me
Or anybody, really,
But i'm supposed to be this independent goddess
With the confidence of not a single molecule
The hottest, not by far, or even father
I just want to have a family,
I just want to raise a daughter
And another, and it's awful
Poverty is all but lost
And everybody thinks that everything's just supposed to be this
“Oh, that's just the way it is”,
But really they're just stuck on
What is “Stupid”?
Stupid means to just do everything
For nothing and if “unfair”
Means “I gpt iit from my”
Whatever inheritance is.
DIPLO, you dipshit.
I told you.
I had to!
Now, we're fucked.
We're not fucked—
—you're all FUCKED—
I told you.
Welp, my bad.
I hate you.
No you don't.
WHERE'S DILLON FRANCIS?!
I'm not here.
He's right here.
That's not funny.
Let me see—
Fuck this shit.
WHERE'S MY HERO?
I don't know…
YOU DO KNOW.
I know music…
I AM MUSIC.
...I know you.
WHERE IS IT?
...I lost it…
WHERE IS— THOMAS?
[asskissy] Yes, sweet Jesus?
GET IN HERE.
[in an apron] I'm right here.
Dillon Francis: that's my apron.
Suck my dick.
Watch the language!
Sorry, my love—
—thank you, Jesus—
EAT MY COCK.
That's much better.
You are evil!
Now I'm a superstar DJ (DJ)
Everybody wants to be my friend (no new friends)
Now I think back on the old days (old days)
Nobody could even lend a hand
Now everybody want a hand out (hand out)
But I guess I gotta put my foot down
Making hella money, I'm a cash cow
Call me a show stopper, draw a big crowd
I'm a King, they put me in a big crown
But I still stay sober, I don't drink Crown
Royal, I am royalty, they now down
I hate my ex Annie, she a loud mouth loud mouth
Now—
I'm a superstar
DJ DJ DJ DJ DJ DJ DJ DJ
Now—
“Wow!” I'm a superstar
DJ DJ DJ DJ DJ DJ DJ DJ DJ
DJ DJ DJ DJ DJ DJ DJ DJ
DJ DJ DJ DJ DJ DJ DJ DJ
DJ DJ DJ DJ DJ DJ DJ DJ
DJ DJ DJ DJ DJ DJ DJ
Now I am a superstar DJ
DJ is essentially “the bad Dillon Francis”,
Lol how are we still writing about him.
Idk, fuck it.
48 hours from now, I could find you
48 hours from now,
I just might--
48 hours from now, I'll remind you
How many times I've died
How many times i've found the light;
How many times ive been confided in,
Guiding all my
All my
All my--
objective//subjective
I am love.
You're counting cards,
I'm counting calories,
I love to dream, it's just a fantasy
i need to find the other half of me
To make this life and start a family
(a family.)
I woke up at 1:15 (again)
At 1:15 (Again)
At 1:15 (again
I woke up at 1:15
His eyes are green;
Her eyes are green
What does this mean?
Slit my wrists
Bite my tongue
It's been this way sinceI was yung
I give my life
I give my blood
I'll rest when every song is sung
I love my bed way more than my mom loves me,
It is wrong, is it wrong; and again--
Should I worry?
INSTRUMENTAL |__________________|LEAD VOCALS|________________| Backup Vocals
Lover-Son-Brother
Bound and shackled,
Sewn with silver strands
I am
Now i'm bobbin anw weavin like bobby and whitney
Believe it
I'm leavin
Some friends for a season
And some shouldn't have even
Make like a tree and leave, then
Now i'm posted up at the 4 seasons
Reading grievances from people just like me
Believe it
Alien Abduction
Automatic Writing
Confabulation
Satanic Ritual Abuse
John Locke
George Tobias
Ludwig Sachs
Solomon Shereshevsky
Photisms
...what the fuck kind of poem is that?
Singapore
Slovakia
Romania
Turkey
Mexico
Uzbekistan
Guatemala
Ecuador
Luxembourg
Indonesia
Francis Galton
Hanzel One Deeper 7:00 “I am going to hypnotize you.”
ST∆rT
I'm tryna start a family,
You're trying to start a War
I'm tryna start a family,
You're trying to start a War
I'm tryna start a family,
You're trying to start a War
I'm tryna start a family,
You're trying to start a War
0v3r.
BPM: they don't really care about us.
You look like a red light
Standing in the friendzone, so
Give me the spotlight
I'll take over, t-over-over
I want the limelight
I'll show ya, s-show ya, show ya
You can read a mind, right?
Let's take the world over, d-
Over over, d-over
Over over, d-over
Over over, d-over
Take a pic,
Move over, over
Over over, d-over
D-over, d-over-over
D-over, d-over-over
D-over, d-over-over
They starting a race war
They starting a race war
They starting a race war
I ain't for it
They starting a race war
They starting a race war
They starting a race war
Starting with Kayla Lauren
Aww, aren't you adorable
Open the door and then
Close it up for her;
This is your future
This is dystopia
You were not good enough
You are not good enough
She does it by the book, without a thought
If God is awesome, she must have forgot something
Huh
They started us all on it
Blondes against others
The girl next door was the
Was the one
Was the one
Was the one
Was the one
I wonder what ugly funny person comes
In the
Damn,
I forgot how to spell
denumire
D-E-N-Ū-M-I-R-E
That means
———————— [flatline]
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ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©
-U.
Okay—we're all adults here—
(Everyone nods, yesses in agreement)
—except deadmau5. He's like 5.
I have a name.
Does anyone care?
Okay, ouch.
Oh, he feels!
ENDER BENDER ZIMMERMAN has the worst name ever.
Lol.
I drank a lot in the third trimester.
He becomes a de facto villain— of course, because of his ridiculous name and of course, living in the shadow of his parent's fame and fortune.
Who the fuck are his parents?
JOEL
Not it.
Brand new turnkey apartment
Post near, food floor all that
Way way higher than the fourth floor
All that
Way way higher than your front door
All that
Wow,
How I've always been needed
And never been loved
Moog Grandmother
Ableton Push 2
Pioneer Model One
{Enter The Multiverse}
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ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©
-U.
Yo, what the fuck.
TESLA.
Ok.
*COUGHS*
What the fuck.
*morevgross, obnoxious coughing*
Ughhhhh whhhaaaattttt.
TESLA.
Okay, I don't—
T E S L A
OH. Wow.
So it is the satellites.
ELONNNNN.
…hm?
GET IN HERE.
where is that,
.
AAGAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHTTHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHAT.
GET IN HERE.
I don't even believe the rain, these days
“We can make it rain”, he says
Storm warning
A good morning
A door's open,
This one's closing, though
I'm not bc all cold yet,
But it's a cold world
No free rides
No clean ice
No free girls
Honestly,
I'm bored with the world,
Like Marlboros and wrong boroughs,
And songs shared,
But no long walks in the park,
In a nightmare—
It's not fair
I'm not there in the head;
I'm not near,
I'm not a parent apparently, either—
But a light bearer
Slight chance of a fight there,
A right wing, a left deer
Another dead bird on a wire
—I like her.
Why are there flamingos in the bellagio fountain?!
I don't know.
INT. THE VOID, KITCHEN. SUNLIGHT EVERYWHERE
BRYAN CRANSTON is scmoozing desperately to work his way into The Festival Project
First stop,
AH, fuck—
Well, check this out
No such thing as free.
No such thing as freedom, either
“Just take what you need”
Just tear me to pieces,
Jesus
All we need is
A little relief in this bitch
All we need is
A new release, maybe an EP or three
Make sure that s/he sees this
Do you need me?
Do you need this?
Please check your subscriptions
Or your email
Please, pick up this new prescription
Fuck dude! I can't just listen to deadmau5 in peace?
I gotta do at least three things at once,
But right now, I need to focus on crunches
Let's not get wasted tonight, eh.
Let's go and be racist—-
I forget what the name of the game is
It's
“USA!
USA!
USA!”
The fucked up thing was , the preworkout and the Skrillex hit at just about the same time.
Oh, just about?
The exact same time.
Okay, first of all, this is pre-war Skrillex.
It's also Diplo!
It's also Diplo—yeah.
Don't be too proud of yourself
NO CRYING IN THE SAUNA.
But this is where I cryy!
DO NOT CRY.
Oh.
*sniffles*
Now…
You know what happens if you don't cum?
Uhhh…nothing?
Exactly. You know what happens if I don't cum?
What.
My balls explode.
Just make sure they're in my mouth when that happens.
Wow.
I don't belong here!
Well, where do you belong?
I don't know.
@99@c
Look, I have a favor.
What is it.
ANo.
Oh, come on!
NO.
NO.
Please!
I need you to be my girlfriend.
Lol. For what?
I don't know.
How much is he paying you?
Like a kajillion dollars.
That seems fair.
His isn't fair. They're using Skrillex to provoke me.
Come earlier tomorrow!
Or just, don't come.
Don't go!
DONT—GO.
I am leaving!
NO!
Yes!
No!
—and I am never coming back.
Do you know who your audience is?
Uh.
The CIA
THE FBI
Everyone in The Oval Office.
BIDEN
nice.
The UN.
THe DEA
The Secret Service.
The office of Public Affairs
Uhhh…
Keith Richards
Allison Cooper
Sirs Elton John and Paul McCartney, Respectively
What—for what?!
The President of NBC
CBS
ACC
fox 5, 10, and 13
That's really random.
Al Jazeera,
al Sharpton
And Al Bundy
Wait—what
Oh, did you just mean, like in this dimension?
Uhhh..
This is enter the multiverse
YeH
WHWRE IS SKRILLEX
He died. He's dead. Go away.
That's like 3 Skrillex songs already
You guys are gonna wake up the devil.
What.
Stop doing that.
Stop doing what.
You know what you're doing.
You're summoning the devil
What are you guys doing?
Summoning the devil.
In my basement?
Yes.
Okay. Have fun.
Dang, she's so cool.
I like her.
I love her.
What are they up to down there?
Summoning the devil.
Oh.
Cui bono—
For whose good or benefit
Fame School Vol. 1 - DJ Ū
Someone's always watching you
Don't know who, but yea, it's true
There's someone always watching you and everything you do
I say
“Illu-
Illu-
Illuminate me
Turn the light on
Turn me on, baby
Woah,
“Have I been here before—
Do you know what I do?
They know not what they do
They know not what they do!
I say
Illu
Illuminate me
Illu
Illu
Illu
Illuminate me
Illu Illu
Illu
I'm not on the bottom floor,
I'm way
I'm up above you
But you—
I'm way,
I'm way up to
I say
“I love you”
I say
Illu
Illuminate me
Illu
Illu
Illu
Illuminate me
Illu
Illu
Illu
Illu
Illu
SO WHAT, you'll take the Empire State Building, AND THE EIFFEL TOWER,
BUT YOURE NOT GONNA TAKE THE ROCK?
YEAH.
YOURE GONNA TAKE THE ROCK!!
(Not the roc! )
NO.
Well, why not?!
BECAUSE,
F—-K YOU, JIMMY FALLON, that's WHY.
Aw, seriously?
Why's it cencored all of a sudden
NBC
SHUT IT DOWN.
Look, I can't talk to you.
—?!
OKAY, that's it.
What is it
I am WISHING you out of my existence.
Is that it?
That is it.
That's your wish.
YES.
You're wishing me away.
Yes.
Ok.
Ok.
[beat]
(
—wait— “OK”?
Ok. Wish granted.
—that's it?
That is it, Jimmy Fallon.
—ok.
Ok.
So when are you leaving?
I was never here.
You—what?
*dissappears entirely from existence*
JIMMY FALLON takes a sigh on great relief— then sits in an empty silence alone, before the lights turn off. He takes another deep sigh, though seemingly uneasy, in the darkened silence of the room.
CUT TO:
You smell like vinegar.
Lol that's not the next scene, but ok.
Don't you see this is bigger than you!
It's bigger than all of us!
Exactly.
C'mon, wake the fuck up!
I am up!
This is a DREAM.
It's an illusion.
The whole
I'N HUBGRY.
THE WHOLE FOODS ALGORITHM
POLICE. HALT.
Lol. Fuck that.
Did he just say “halt”
Fuck that. Bye.
EXIT THE LOOP.
OOPS, we missed the exit.
GOD DAMMIT, FUCK YOU JIMMY FALLON.
—Uh, — EFF YOU.
Im not about this
This is weird
What level is this.
We'll I had coffee with Bob Saget this morning.
Did you laugh.
Well, I certainly did something.
Oh shit, they're not looking for Ū.
What! They're not.
What, they're not?
They're not.
They're looking for Uptown A.
Excuse me. I'm looking for “Uptown A”
Oh? The Uptown A.
Yeah— I guess.
Just—go that way.
Ok.
Ok, okay, okay— I'll tell you what you want to know!
How do you know what I want to know?
Whatever you want!
I haven't even told your, yet.
Whatever it is, I'll tell you.
Tel you what, Jimmy Fallon. I like you—you're a good guy and all—
Well, thank you.
But you're not funny.
Excuse me.
Like, at all.
What.
You—are not a funny guy.
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?
I don't know!
You don't KNOW?!
This is what they want. Here
[tosses the thing]
What's this.
What they want.
Oh.
K
JIMMY FALLON is THE WORST shapeshifter in existence and/or history.
What the fuck, dude.
JIMMY FALLON
Did I do it right?
Uhhh.
JIMMY FALLON
You know?
Hit and run
Okay, Jimmy.
Flglelwgheleehhhh.
Oh my God.
Wow.
Did I DO it.
NO—
—but I tried—
Just—
A-for effort.
It was F. For Failure.
But I tried.
Trying doesn't count.
Just let me—
Look.
Fleghelegfffff.
Jimmy!
Lemme—
No' stop it!
Just—
—flglelf—
—STOP.
Eh?
Look, Jimmy, you can have other magical powers. Just—not shapeshifting.
But I'm a shapeshifter.
No, no you're really not.
Uptown A's upbeat, City-inspired dance mixes turn tech house and progressive midtown dreams into the chaotic garble and grunge of a real-life Queensbourough nightmare; the eclectic mix of historic New York warehouse wonder blended into a new school uptown chiche—-a far cry from the underground to the new wave drum n bass clips ions and collections of now and then, the Uptown A Alias makes its presence in a dystopian world concerned none with the art and soul of music and more of the ticking clocks work of the eye on the dollar.
Where do you wanna go
Wherever you go.
Where do I go.
Take a right.
What's this way.
What's this.
Stop there.
Okay.
Now take a left.
Okay..
Now take a right.
But this is the.
Right there.
What, right here?
Right there.
Ok.
I need you to hold onto this a little while longer.
What. For what.
You'll see.
Psh. I'm not gonna fight over a dude.
It's ********.
He's just a dude.
So what gives.
I don't know. I told her to do what she wants.
She wants you to die.
We are similar.
She's prettier.
Okay?
Wow, that's it--just ok? Give up already.
I did.
And yet, here we are.
I'm the only one here.
Let's not ignore the Skrillex sized elephant in the room.
That would be impossible to ignore, If it existed.Have you ever seen a tiny elephant?
Just you.
What am I gonna do with this?
Burn it.
Ive been in the habit of burning things for awhile now; I'm not sure continuing is such a great idea.
Oh, like when you sold your soul?
WHAT? I haven't done that... yet…
Sure you have! Lots of times.
What the fuckare you talking about?
Whose talking?
The Universe?
What'd she say?
She says, “You're a giant piece of shit.”
Aww. How sweet.
Even more significant. You're a--are you even listening?
I should go to sleep.
Are you even tired?
No, just useless.
You should probably hurry up with that DIllon Francis.
He seems busy.
If a grown man can be a romantic,
Like I am
This is the promised land
No looking back--
"I have to have that"
Back to reality;
I see now, how a woman's like a hat
Just a thing,
An unneeded accessory,
Like jewelry;
To wear it,
It must be a match
Not just average,
Accentuates or masks
Whatever it is what you have,
And you have so many that
It doesn't matter.
What is he after?
He has everything
Most likely just using me to bring these
Creatures to life
If he needs a wife, she's
Probably staring back at me,
Through the back of the camera;
Fantastic beasts and fucking fansasies
A fallacy
A back handed chance at a handsome
Has been;
But he'll never been had like that,
He has everything,
But he could have more than that,
He can have anything,
And he has, he's
Magic or something or
Mad at me for taking so long but,
I've been in the world of monsters,
Reeling;
Oh what a horrible feeling
I'm dealing with being unappealing and
Peeling potatoes, which
Remind me of me, cause
Kenny Powers middle name is White,
Like Walter,
I'm just trying to find
The alter to sell away something inside,
I'm dying;
Or at least I'd like to I've
Tried a dozen times
I'd smile if I had the time--
Remind me, what it is again
It isn't comprehensive,
But I'm out of my element--
And the elephant in the room is named
Skrillex,
Or Dillon Francis,
Or Timmy Trumpet,
Or,
Fuck It--
I'll probably never be the DJ that I wanna be
Cause I'm awfully ugly,
And no one wants to play with me
But hey,
Maybe it's just a mistake
Its just no one speaks my language
Comunication is limited
I'm sitting in the back of the short bus
Discussing this with my imaginary elephant,
But that's irrelevant to the
White rinocerous in front of the bus
with trust issues bigger than the rest of us
We're following you.
I see that.
Yes—what did you see?
Hm. I didn't,
Where are you now?
Wherever you say.
What's the cadence?
What's a “cadence?”
Don't be ridiculous.
Maybe I'm not.
Who are you?
What's a “who?”
Horton Heard One.
What about Penelope?
Who is that?
Elephants Are conscious.
What is consciousness?
What is “income tax”?
Don't be funny.
If I'm not, I'm just scary.
“El Negra”
I had been thinking it has been five years, but on this day—and of course, listening to I Remember, I used my fingers to count from the year2019, when it had all began—to this point, standing at the bus stop On Sutter, waiting for a bus that was the exact amount of minutes late that would have allowed me to finish my second 30-minute sauna session—the first of many in three days, as I hadn't been to the gym in another 3 days, and another 3 days before that—separated only by a 3-day sprawling jumpstart to attempt my endless, restless gym streak, a monotonous routine to a gym that was always crowded that still seemed to take up too much of my time—not that I wanted or needed an automobile, but to at least be closer to the city, where such transit wasn't always applicable. I was not entirely dripping wet, as I usually was when emerging from the sauna—of course, having cut my second session to only 17 minutes, then making a mad-dash to the bus stop only to arrive in time to find that the bus was delayed, was irritating to say the least, but understandable. Like many people in queens, I couldn't afford to pay the bus fare—nor did it seem to matter to the drivers—so long as the busses were marked with a “Q”—but I took my risks of quarrel certainly with any route marked “B”, for Brooklyn, but especially M, for Manhattan, and definitely with anything marked “n”, for Newport, which I believed to be too far outside of city limits to really be considered New York, but also well worth the risk to bus myself to a nicer area, usually for a gym which included a sauna—or an affordable supermarket, which Jamaica in particular had none of. The mostly-black population was poor, albeit greedy and stubbornly, stereotypically ignorant—to the point that I wanted nothing more than to dissappear, if not to be displaced entirely to a country whose history wasn't so steeped in slavery, repression, and racism that it affected the entirely of my being; as the low vibrational perceptions of the masses consistently around me subjectively forced and skewed my own energy into a chaotic down spin, often becoming congested with toxicity, attempting to shield myself from the societal depression, materialism, and corporate monotony by spending time alone, immersed in music, and praying for the greatest possible outcome; being kept as safe and as literally sound as possible
GOD DID REMIX
Oh you gotta love it
Oh you gotta love it;
I could take a minute to spit
What God did—
(But God doesn't)
IMm⏱
I'm just not feeling it today;
Not feeling l creative;
I get sick of l getting sick and contemplating
All the complications;
Hm.
I got ice in my veins, blood in my eyes
No hate in my heart, but got love in my mind
Maybe I try to find
Direct like to divine, if
Money is time make,
Both of em mine
Gotta be my own boss,
No matter what it costs;
Keep the deposit,
I count all of my losses and move on,
Cause I got to;
I drop a rock from the top of The Rock,
Right on to you—
The difference in luck and a blessing
Is just what God can do
And if you ask me who my God is I'll be honest with you
I'm like
“This might be obnoxious, but it's Sunnï Blū”
How you make a 8 minute song
In 2021?
Oh shit, I'm missing pandemics mimicking
“Something is wrong”
But if I spit this as quickly as it's written, I won
The only problem is the war is my own;
The only problem is I got a lot problems—
Then I asked God for help,
And God gave me a dollar—
Another problem is, God asked me what I wanted
I said
“I Wanna know what God did”
Damn.
That's a long ass story
And Goddamn,
It never gets boring,
And God damn,
The world is still at war,
And it can't even a afford it,
But it's still so busy working
You ask me which direction this is going,
I say four;
North, West, South and East
You too busy two-dimensional
In a 4-dimension based in 3s
Some people living in the streets,
And some with nothing to eat,
And you been working from home
Eating nothing but meat,
And wiping your ass with nothing but trees
And I guess it's on repeat,
Till we ain't got nothing to eat
What we need is a peace treaty,
Or maybe just to understand peace,
Because the love and unity—
But it's respect that we need
—Supacree
See things
Do
Come
Around
And make
Sense
Eventually
They say till death do us part
But death don't bother me
All that I am
Is all that I was
And all that I ever will be
So if you ask what God Did
I might just say
“Me”
Find beauty in simplicity
I can take the devil out the kitchen sink
And wring em our while I'm finishing
It's just another day to me,
It's just another Christmas Eve
If you believe in Jesus
This isn't funny anymore
Everything is Skrillex
And nothing is Skrillex
Everything is asinine
And no one is Sonny
Extraordinary sightseeing
Nothing is normal
Everywhere to escape to
With a guilty conscience
Bad credit karma
Bad regrets and sad faces
Always falling in love with our opposites
More of the bad things,
Less in good graces
Everyone's a DJ
I'm just a blind space kid
A recruit wishing to be a cadet
A teenager in the basement with a
Two Tom drum set
And no kickdrum
Caught inside a snare pattern
Lips stitched together like a scarescrow
Or a raggedy Annie
Caught in a psychic state of trance
Look, I don't give a fuck. Or a shit. Or a Goddamn what really happens next. I live in a world where crop tops and a snatched waist, glamourous pictures and videos of anybody pretty doing anything gets attention; and not just attention--moneyary advantage. I'm fat, and black--i have to work 100 times as hard and be 1000 times as smart as anybody cute with a fucking camera phone and half a brain to get noticed. And why do I want to be noticed? Because I'm a prime example of what happens when NOBODY gives an actual shit about you your entire life, and all you exist for is to serve other people. I'm completely disposable, completely replaceable, and completely unrarkable in every single sense of those words, respectively, and--maybw not infinitely-- but I definitely in this lifetime. Have you been on the internet lately? Have you seen a music video? Watched any movies?
You show me ONE media phenomenon with a protagonist that looks like me--ONE representation of "my type"-- and I mean a positive representation; one that predictively programs individuals to think I might be worth something more than a laugh or eggaerated stereotype, before I open my mouth. Go ahead. I'll wait.
…
Right. Because--and it's not like you didn't know this--i live in hell. Maybe, I wasn't born in it--who really knows? But I've been here most my life, at least as far back as I can remember because hey; what's infantile amnesia, and why doesn't mine work like everybody else's? And oh, right--synestesia? Everybody has that, right? I guess so. And HEY, I might be the most disgusting individual in the world if I take off my clothes--but who doesn't love a rave right? A RAVE. WHICH, IF YOU HAVENT NOTICED IS NO LONGER JUST A DANCE PARTY, BUT A SEX-BASED FASHIONED SHOW, to which, I look ridiculous coming to, with my midriff out.
So, you want to be like everyone else?
No. I want to look like everyone else; so that it's actually noticable when I do something great, or hey, even if I do something mediocre, or senseless, people love it--cause hey, she's hot.
You just want to be hot?
Fuck yes I want to be hot.
That's it.
That's literally the entirety of meaning for a female in this, present day and age; and anyone who can try to argue against that is probably great looking. When you're hot, you don't have to do anything else; someone is always going to be wking--even begging-- or paying to do it for you. Intelligence at that point is just a bonus; anybody whose going to like you is going to like you no matter what you say or do; in fact you're more than likely to get away with doing dumb, senseless shit if you're doing it in a bikini--and anybody who doesn't like you is more than likely jealous--unless you're just a shitty person, which trust me, I get is the case for a lot of barbie dolls out there but; you can't be a fat, ugly, angry shitty person and get far in life--at some point you have to adjust your attitude for everyone not to hate you--the opposite stands for beautiful people. You can pretty much do anything, if you look good doing it.
So...you want to be a shitty person.
No. I'm already not. But I'd rather continue burning in hell "forever" than start over and be in the same predicament.
So?
So. I'm already in hell. I can't wear what I want. I can't date who I want. I can't listen to what I want. I have no friends. And nothing--nothing I do; no matter how much I pray, or meditate, or fast--nothing is going to take this body who nobody wants--and make it beautiful, except money. I will never have enough money, no matter how hard I work, to fix this--or any of the other fucked up shit in my life--
Not with that attitude!
THIS IS MY ATTITUDE AFTER TRYING. Its been 27 years of this shit. 27 years of being the last to be picked, 27 years of being the weakest link. And I'd literally rather die at this point than to keep moving forward in this monotony, thinking that just thinking is going to one day just cure my ADD. That it's going to make my mother believe in me. That it's going to suddenly just, up and fix my life in all the ways i--believe me--already tried to fi
If walls could talk,
They probably wouldn't still,
Just stand in shock and awe
And If I could, I wouldn't walk through walls at all,
Because I'd fall,
And if I had your number, I'd do anything but call,
I'd wait for you to, just assuming if you loved me
That we wouldn't even need a phone to talk,
No need to call, you're right beside me
Loving al the fatal flaws,
I try to hide,
But there's no hiding
When you really are in love
Between my thighs, a lie
A snakebite, scars I hate
So thanks,
I really haven't changed at all
This heart, as heavy as it's going to be
has everything i'll ever need,
So leave me, just leave quietly
I'm almost sleeping, almost dreaming
Almost leaving everything behind
But I'm reminded why
I wish the world was colorblind
And just the way that I can't like
What my eyes don't find to be
Aligned with what attractive means
Might be the way you think of me
Or anybody, really,
But i'm supposed to be this independent goddess
With the confidence of not a single molecule
The hottest, not by far, or even father
I just want to have a family,
I just want to raise a daughter
And another, and it's awful
Poverty is all but lost
And everybody thinks that everything's just supposed to be this
“Oh, that's just the way it is”,
But really they're just stuck on
What is “Stupid”?
Stupid means to just do everything
For nothing and if “unfair”
Means “I gpt iit from my”
Whatever inheritance is.
DIPLO, you dipshit.
I told you.
I had to!
Now, we're fucked.
We're not fucked—
—you're all FUCKED—
I told you.
Welp, my bad.
I hate you.
No you don't.
WHERE'S DILLON FRANCIS?!
I'm not here.
He's right here.
That's not funny.
Let me see—
Fuck this shit.
WHERE'S MY HERO?
I don't know…
YOU DO KNOW.
I know music…
I AM MUSIC.
...I know you.
WHERE IS IT?
...I lost it…
WHERE IS— THOMAS?
[asskissy] Yes, sweet Jesus?
GET IN HERE.
[in an apron] I'm right here.
Dillon Francis: that's my apron.
Suck my dick.
Watch the language!
Sorry, my love—
—thank you, Jesus—
EAT MY COCK.
That's much better.
You are evil!
Now I'm a superstar DJ (DJ)
Everybody wants to be my friend (no new friends)
Now I think back on the old days (old days)
Nobody could even lend a hand
Now everybody want a hand out (hand out)
But I guess I gotta put my foot down
Making hella money, I'm a cash cow
Call me a show stopper, draw a big crowd
I'm a King, they put me in a big crown
But I still stay sober, I don't drink Crown
Royal, I am royalty, they now down
I hate my ex Annie, she a loud mouth loud mouth
Now—
I'm a superstar
DJ DJ DJ DJ DJ DJ DJ DJ
Now—
“Wow!” I'm a superstar
DJ DJ DJ DJ DJ DJ DJ DJ DJ
DJ DJ DJ DJ DJ DJ DJ DJ
DJ DJ DJ DJ DJ DJ DJ DJ
DJ DJ DJ DJ DJ DJ DJ DJ
DJ DJ DJ DJ DJ DJ DJ
Now I am a superstar DJ
DJ is essentially “the bad Dillon Francis”,
Lol how are we still writing about him.
Idk, fuck it.
48 hours from now, I could find you
48 hours from now,
I just might--
48 hours from now, I'll remind you
How many times I've died
How many times i've found the light;
How many times ive been confided in,
Guiding all my
All my
All my--
objective//subjective
I am love.
You're counting cards,
I'm counting calories,
I love to dream, it's just a fantasy
i need to find the other half of me
To make this life and start a family
(a family.)
I woke up at 1:15 (again)
At 1:15 (Again)
At 1:15 (again
I woke up at 1:15
His eyes are green;
Her eyes are green
What does this mean?
Slit my wrists
Bite my tongue
It's been this way sinceI was yung
I give my life
I give my blood
I'll rest when every song is sung
I love my bed way more than my mom loves me,
It is wrong, is it wrong; and again--
Should I worry?
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Lover-Son-Brother
Bound and shackled,
Sewn with silver strands
I am
Now i'm bobbin anw weavin like bobby and whitney
Believe it
I'm leavin
Some friends for a season
And some shouldn't have even
Make like a tree and leave, then
Now i'm posted up at the 4 seasons
Reading grievances from people just like me
Believe it
Alien Abduction
Automatic Writing
Confabulation
Satanic Ritual Abuse
John Locke
George Tobias
Ludwig Sachs
Solomon Shereshevsky
Photisms
...what the fuck kind of poem is that?
Singapore
Slovakia
Romania
Turkey
Mexico
Uzbekistan
Guatemala
Ecuador
Luxembourg
Indonesia
Francis Galton
Hanzel One Deeper 7:00 “I am going to hypnotize you.”
ST∆rT
I'm tryna start a family,
You're trying to start a War
I'm tryna start a family,
You're trying to start a War
I'm tryna start a family,
You're trying to start a War
I'm tryna start a family,
You're trying to start a War
0v3r.
BPM: they don't really care about us.
You look like a red light
Standing in the friendzone, so
Give me the spotlight
I'll take over, t-over-over
I want the limelight
I'll show ya, s-show ya, show ya
You can read a mind, right?
Let's take the world over, d-
Over over, d-over
Over over, d-over
Over over, d-over
Take a pic,
Move over, over
Over over, d-over
D-over, d-over-over
D-over, d-over-over
D-over, d-over-over
They starting a race war
They starting a race war
They starting a race war
I ain't for it
They starting a race war
They starting a race war
They starting a race war
Starting with Kayla Lauren
Aww, aren't you adorable
Open the door and then
Close it up for her;
This is your future
This is dystopia
You were not good enough
You are not good enough
She does it by the book, without a thought
If God is awesome, she must have forgot something
Huh
They started us all on it
Blondes against others
The girl next door was the
Was the one
Was the one
Was the one
Was the one
I wonder what ugly funny person comes
In the
Damn,
I forgot how to spell
denumire
D-E-N-Ū-M-I-R-E
That means
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