In which we herald the return of the Eat-ples Champion: Joey “Jaw” Chestnut who won the Annual 4th of July Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest and defended the Mustard Belt for the 16th time! On your knees, mortals!

I’ll be LIVE at The Veranda at Thorton Park in Orlando FL July 20th!

I’ll be LIVE at Kulak’s Woodshed July 29th and tickets are goin fast so get on it!

Recorded LIVE at Chicago’s Historic Green Mill Lounge on July 8th 2023 courtesy of Jeppson’s Malört: The Official Drink of the Apocalypse.

Come find me in all your favorite places including my Discord!

Featuring “Promises” by the Barrerracudas and a snippy of “The Wasteland” courtesy of Ross Bugden Twitter: Instagram For commissions/scores: [email protected]

PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW and as aways: Teach CRT, go to Drag brunches, say “Gay”, “Period”, “Black Lives Matter” eat the rich and save me some sides.

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