The secret of Des Moines

Ancient mystery

Somewhere deep in Iowa

I know you're hiding

What is your name?

Will we ever know?

Will always be a mystery

What are people from you called?

Course Materials:

1. Cote de Quaqua

2. Boob Tube Bomb

3. The Acting President

4. Dezzies

5. EBOLA!

6. RelaxoBak