Nugatory Quest

Twenty years ago, the world was hit with an outbreak of unprecedented proportions.

The hapless population of the planet was forced to reduce, reuse and recycle like their very lives depended on it.

Now, on the eve of the anniversary of that terrible time, a new threat emerges. One that will determine once and for all the fate of mid-Spring pseudo holidays.

Just when you thought it was safe to throw out that tetra-pack it's...

EARTH DAY II: THE RE-EARTHENING

Rated PG-13 for strong language and graphic composting

COURSE MATERIALS:

1. Des Guys

2. How Will I know?

3. Malboro

4. February 10, 2013

5. Rovers

6. Carl the Car Builder

Michael Caine. Michael Caine. Cain, Michael Caine. Michael Michael! Michael Caine!

*Michael Caine used Thundershock. It was super effective.*

COURSE MATERIALS:

1. Old Mitt

2. Coke Nail

3. A-Koo-Pew-Koo

4. Worst Giraffe Ever

5. Only the Good Die Hard

6. Rusha Housh

Taylor and Neil were going to include a fun description that elaborated on the amusing joke comprising this episode's title but have been advised by their lawyer that they probably shouldn't. Just, no. Stop. Quit while you're ahead boys. You don't know what you're talking about. Stop digging that hole. Seriously just stop.

COURSE MATERIALS:

1. Black Bread 2. Milwaukee 3. Weekend at Gorbies 4. Catchers & Hitters 5. Pottering 6. Aquamarine

Mild-mannered, law-abiding Mark Kaminsky is your run-of-the-mill small town sheriff who is also an ex-detective. One day, he's called back into action where he is shot a bunch by the Dad from That '70s Show. He has survived and been rebuilt as the smoothest, coolest and rawest robot cop you'll ever meet. Now he's on a one bot mission to clean up the streets from the filth he swore on his dead family or something to avenge. Arnold Schwarzenegger stars or whatever. Explosions!

COURSE MATERIALS:

1. Flag

2. Brother Huey

3. Lady Antebellum

4. Velocicontractor

5. Taste the Wax Tadpole

6. Rawbo Cop

In which Taylor and Neil realize there is a large gulf between their definition and pronunciations of the word gulf.

COURSE MATERIALS:

1. Dre M.D

2. Pop Artist

3. Santa Maria

4. Blue Whales

5. Mr. Nastic

6. WAR

Oh noe! Hoosawiddlepuppy? Yooaliddlepuppy!

Yes yoo are!

Yes yoo are!

Hoosabooboo! Hoosabooboo numnum?!

Hoochaboochoohrrggllleeee!

COURSE MATERIALS

1. Yukon Devil Farmer

2. Daddy Fine Things

3. Antonio

4. Topsy

5. Kentucky Drift

6. 'Sappnin'

What? We enjoy the breeze...

COURSE MATERIALS:

1. Old Man Kid

2. Hey Bro

3. Fashion Mastermind

4. Craft Time

5. McShut Up

6. Vinajer

I've been ridin' these plains so longSingin' the same old songI know every town on the dirty side of Mississippi Where hustle's the name of the gameAnd nice guys get washed away like the snow and the rainThere's been a load of compromisin'On the road to my horizonBut I'm gonna be where the gold is shinin' on meLike a Fool's Gold CowboyRiding away on a horse from a botched bank jobLike a Fool's Gold CowboyGetting writs and letters from people I don't even knowAnd offers comin' over the wind

COURSE MATERIALS:

1. Fridgetiquette 2. Denim-Spangly Shirt 3. Two Roosevelts 4. Fruit Wars 5. Mr Hockey (TM)6. Lizzie's Twist

We here at Nugatory Quest would like to apologize for totally bumming you out with this episode. It doesn't seem like something we should be capable of doing but, well, sometimes things happen. What looks to be a wacky trivia question might just turn out to be the most depressing thing you've read in a while. That said, we've kept the conversation largely unedited because it actually contains a few facts that, while rough, are pretty important. So again, sorry about this and please know that any laughter during that section is merely shock and not because we're the worst people. We'll get back to the japes next time!

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COURSE MATERIALS

1. Tiny Tuba Taylor

2. Hooter!

3. Bachelor President

4. Travelling Walkmen

5. Dorito Blue Jays

6. Mr. Bat Man

Tonight on an ALL NEW Composin' with the Zart! Zart takes to the streets with his talking wig and asks pedestrians what they think of Obama! The latest viral videos get smashed by Zart in our new segment, "Viral Videos?! Viral Videos Are Usually A Waste of Time Featuring Zart!" Guest Patrick Duffy is in the studio to discuss his dormant career and tell a funny story about ferrets! Musical guest Savage Garden appear, as if from nowhere! Plus An ALL NEW Top 10 List, featuring special guest star James Franco's Ghost! And as always, Ludwig and the Classical Playas! Then stay tuned for an ALL NEW Late Night with BACH!! COURSE MATERIALS 1. "Men's" Interests 2. Hair Age 3. Boney ABBA 4. Neigh 5. Go Long 6. DE-Bone