Nugatory Quest

Last week's tear-jerking cliffhanger is resolved as fifteen puppies trapped in a teaching hospital are rescued by a team of sexy rookie cops and hunky junior firefighters. Trouble brews at home, as sexy surgery student Chase and Detective Inspector-In-Training Laurel argue about adopting a child orphaned by the raging drug war. And then make out. Tom Selleck guest stars because screw you, that's why. Television.

Tuesdays at 8 on NBC

Course Materials:

1. Rapper/Model2. Merdre3. Butt Stuff4. Bimennen5. Perpendicular6. Wizards & Dragons

Pack your bags because we're taking this show on the road! We're leaving this life behind for one on the open highway! Come along for the ride and enjoy the sites, sounds and smells of the interstate highway system! We'll admire the pavement, curvature and many interesting features of the roads, all while drinking in the ambiance of our 1973 station wagon! It's gonna be super the best! And if you're interested, stick around for more talk on wine, flowers, bees and butt stuff. Because we're definitely gonna need something to talk about. It's a long drive.

Course Materials:

1. Buttphalt2. Stomp the LSAT3. Semi-Solid4. John Madden Butt Stuff5. Bogota Bogoda Begonias6. Trenchcoat Grape

In most honored traditions of excellent awards, the Ministry for Foreign Goofs, Yucks and All Other Audio Tomfoolery has bestowed the great and noble title of First & Most Popular International Podcast of All Time in China upon glorious co-hosts Taylord Smiths and Neils Bohr for their show, Nougat Quest. This distinguished reverence is reserved not only for the internet-based radio program that is the People's Most Favourite, but also recognizes the relative chronological superiority of their show, Nuggetry Quiz! The hearts and minds of the citizens of the wonderful People's Republic of China are with you all the way! Go Go, Nugget Time, Go Go!

Our little guy is all grown up! We've been doing Nugatory Quest for an entire YEAR now and we still manage to screw it up. Listen to see how far we haven't come!

The secret of Des Moines

Ancient mystery

Somewhere deep in Iowa

I know you're hiding

What is your name?

Will we ever know?

Will always be a mystery

What are people from you called?

Course Materials:

1. Cote de Quaqua

2. Boob Tube Bomb

3. The Acting President

4. Dezzies

5. EBOLA!

6. RelaxoBak

Do you like CANDY? Want to hear two grown talk about CANDY for an hour? Huh? DO YOU?

Don't worry, we also talk about tennis-based Japanese anime.

YOU DEMANDED IT, WE DELIVER.

Course Materials:

1. Little Turk2. Di-ASS3. The King's Sister4. Andor5. Climbomaniac6. The Prince of Tennis

Remember boys and girls: always keep your Time Hole nice and clean. And never stick anything in there that you're not okay losing for extended periods of time.

Course Materials:

1. Pole Land

2. Future Boat

3. Instrument Implement

4. MOO-

5. Australia

6. Granberry

Ah, a good morn to you Michael!

Good mornin' cap'n! Wos the weather be lookin' like today?

Fresh and prosperous, my dear chap! Are you ready to let loose the sails and explore this vast new land before us?

Cor blimey I am, sir! Yeh want I should get yer maps out for yeh?

Yes, yes, my dear friend but wait one moment. I could use your help in deciding what to call this peculiar spot we happened upon yesterday.

Wha, this one 'ere?

Yes, indeed. What does that pond look like to you?

Well, uh, cap'n, I know wha it looks like to ME but...I shouldna say in polite public. 'Tisn't right.

Oh but my dear Mr. Lane. That is where you are very wrong. Very wrong, indeed.

Course Materials:

1. Vibrator Creek

2. Embarassing

3. Porsha

4. CanCon

5. Yippies

6. Lullababy

Well, howdy there, folks! Welcome aboard the most spectacular engineering feat ever engineered by man: the grand railroad! Yes, indeed, this here is a genuine steam powered iron horse, designed to take you and your loved ones clear across the country. But what you don't know is that this train is no ordinary train. No! This here is a special train - a train that will fling you far into the future of our world! What awaits you on the other side of this vast expanse? Is it knowledge of a country divided? Varieties of vegetables? Gambling? Well I can't rightly say. No one knows where the train will take us - it has a mind of its own. I understand if you're a tad apprehensive but there's not need to fear. The train reveals not what its passengers want but ultimately what they need. Ah! Can you hear that whistle blowing? We're getting ready to depart! So let me ask you stranger: are you ready for the ride of your life? In TIME?

Course Materials:

The Gaffe that Never WasThe Greek GatsbyPounded ItGordon Ramsay's Train NightmareCaulipowderCluster Calculation