Have you always wanted to fly a plane? Drive a truck? Farm a farm? In this wondrous day and age, regardless of your experience or skill level, anyone can be or do anything they want!* Limited only by your imagination, drive to succeed and perseverance, you can reach the stars!* Episode 8 of Nugatory Quest is here to help you on this grand adventure of self-discovery, giving you the exclusive scoop on popular languages, super-old Olympic games and blood-sucking (drinking?) fiends. We’re here to help, and we know that you can accomplish anything you set your mind to.*

(*In video games.)

Course Materials: Much Good English, The Split Level, Portmanteau, Michael Jason Bateman, JimmiPods, Sweet Sweet Heinz