The Wampus Cat that lives behind Burger King has been seen in conversation with a strange antlered figure. Witnesses report they were discussing the cryptid summit taking place in the secret parking lot of the secret McDonald's. Thankfully Chester Chase is back in town and happens to speak cat so I for one, am not worried. This is Vox and you’re listening to Not Really Radio.

I’ve received a few less than helpful responses to my swan quest, specifically I want to know what happened to that huge herd of swans that was during the Red Mill Pond into a beautiful, graceful horror movie. The most intriguing so far is that there were some Canadian geese involved. We’ll see if that goes anywhere.

Elsewhere in our fair city, a large egg has been laid in one of the wooded areas east of town and the FBCI has it under constant surveillance. Citizens are ordered to stay away as there is no way of knowing when it might hatch and what might come out.

If you’ve ever encountered the Wampus Cat that lives behind Burger King, I’m sorry. He’s kind of awful. Rumor has it, he’s in full support of the Deer Whisperer and whatever that weirdo has in store for Tecumseh. Good news, though, it seems Chester Chase is already on top of the situation as witnesses report he’s been seen in talks with the Wampus Cat’s representatives. No one knows what they’re saying, but it’s clear our Cryptid Bounty Hunter is in control of the situation.

Today I had the opportunity to talk with one of the witnesses. Kimberly Stephens, a well-known and loved figure around Tecumseh. Coincidentally, Mrs. Stephens will be performing at the Not Really Radio Live Event and agreed to answer a few short questions for us.