Don't get mad that you never thought of cutting off your own finger for some quick cash. Don't be jealous of people who realized that blowing off their own limbs with shotguns and whatnot could be lucrative.

This week we humbly offer you Nub City, where a bunch of yahpos from Florida actually thought their best option to lose a few pounds and make a few bucks was by shedding themselves of their pesky appendages.

And this time I remembered to put in the show notes like I always say I'm gonna. Look at us go!

The Documentary

Great Expectations by Kiss

How much are YOUR body parts worth?

The Brawl!