We started this story with a guy who had no qualifications and all the access in the world. By the end, he was dead in a jail cell that somehow had no working cameras, no guards paying attention, and no real answers.

In this final part of the Epstein series, we cover the "suicide" that kicked off a thousand conspiracy theories, the people who still believe the lies, and the survivors who never stopped fighting. We also talk about the fake Epstein files, the real ones (probably), and how nothing at all is resolved.

It doesn't wrap up neatly. It doesn't feel fair. And it still isn't over.

We continue with the awful story of that peice of crap Epstein. We know he had a ridiculous life full of private jets, mansions, and famous friends who acted like hanging out with a convicted predator was just another Tuesday. But this is when it all started to look like it MAYBE might catch up to him.

In this episode, we cover the cops who actually tried to do their jobs (props where they're due), the prosecutors who definitely didn't, and the first time Epstein almost got in trouble—but then we found out the fix was in.

Also: Jizzbag Maxwell was right there, luring in girls like a rich sociopath camp counselor while the system (except for the Palm beach cops) tied itself in knots trying not to look too hard.

Justice? Not even close. But the cracks were starting to show. And hey, we know the ending so...

You ever notice how rich people never seem to get in trouble for anything? Like no matter what they do, they end up with more money, more houses, and zero consequences? We have been here before. Remember the Franklin Scandal? How about Johnny Gosch? Or those Qidiots imagining things when they could have just looked at things that were actually happening?

Well, this time, one of them got kind of in trouble. But not really. Because even when they do get caught, the system finds a way to fold the whole thing up and tuck it under the rug like it never happened. Oh, and kill him, but that is almost incidental at this point.

In this episode, we start the story of Jeffrey Epstein—con artist, predator, "finance guy" (with no actual qualifications), and all-around piece of shit. And if you think this is just one bad guy doing bad stuff, you have not been paying attention.

You know, here on Strangeful Things we have talked about a lot of malicious scumbags, and this week is no different, but it sort of is different in that we are dealing with a killer who does something I have never personally experienced and it is not an aspect of his physical violence. It is more along the lines of cosmic cruelty.

You will see what I mean.

Also the Charlotte, NC police department screwed up this whole thing so badly that they had to "change" the way they ran their homicide department. Since Charlotte is my current home town I need to stress the fact that I do not think that the nonsense they pulled 35 years ago, that I didn't know had happened until a week ago, has NOT been forgiven. By me, anyway.

Nor by the Supportive Community - Mothers of Murdered Offspring, the one actual good thing that came out of this tragedy. Support them. Give them some money.

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This week, we're taking a scalpel (or, more accurately, a janky pawn-shop file) to the life of Luigi Lucheni—the anarchist who assassinated Empress Elisabeth of Austria in 1898.

We dig into Lucheni's trash fire of a childhood, the rise of anarchism in Europe, and the absolute disaster that was monarchy back then (and honestly, now too). We'll follow Cece's last days, break down what "propaganda of the deed" actually meant, and ask what happens when someone murders a symbol, not a person.

Also: was Lucheni martyred or snuffed out? Did the system silence him, or did he just flame out? And how much does any of this still matter today? A lot, it turns out.

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Sources (partial)

• Swiss History – Luigi Lucheni, Sisi assassin

• Sisi Museum – Assassination

• Connexions – Propaganda of the Deed

• Britannica – Elisabeth | Biography, Facts, & Assassination

This episode, we are diving into Stockholm's darkest unsolved murder—The Atlas Vampire case of 1932. We trace Lilly Lindeström's journey from Malmö to the Atlas district, unpack the chilling (cause it is cold!) Walpurgis Night timeline, and dissect the staged crime scene and blood-drinking rumors through the lens of a scholarly paper I found with facts and whatnot. Not saying I solved it, but....I should not imply something otherwise because I did not solve it. At all.

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We are going to head to multiple locations to track down the real story on the theory of the Smiley Face Killers. The sad story starts with someone from my own alma mater, Fordham University and has literally never ended.

Is there an organized group of serial killers kidnapping and murdering young men, or do people want to find patterns where they might not exist? I try to find out and at the end of the day, I come up with the only theory that will really string it all together. AND I have a 50% chance of being right!

Join me and dig into one of the most "all over the place" cases I have ever looked at. And I mean that literally and figuratively!

The case isn't solved just because the cops said it was. In part two of Monster of Florence we dig through the mess of suspects, confessions, and conspiracy theories—including Satanic cults, horny Sardinians, and one particularly persistent picnic trio.

If Italy's goal was to confuse everyone forever, mission accomplished.

But! Never let it be said that a little confusion prevented the Italian cops from arresting everyone who might be involved. Everyone. Seriously. If they ever played Clue they would arrest everyone and figure it out later.

Thank you Emma for helping us close out Season 8!

Grab your passports (and probably some pepper spray), because Acadia and special guest Emma are heading to Italy to tell you all about The Monster of Florence. This piece of crap preyed on couples who were just trying to hook up in privacy on the Florentine equivalent of Inspiration Point.

Now that I just wrote that I am pretty mad that I did not think of a Fonzie joke if we needed someone Italian to rescue people on Inspiration Point!

You know how the rich people are in charge of everything and us poors can't do anything about it and it gets worse every year? Well, like most things, it ain't new.

Come back in time to the Great Depression, when FDR first rolled onto the national scene (ha! rolled) and learn how the rich jerks who run the world didn't take too kindly to this guy who wanted to help people. This is not about FDR, but it does include him. I don't wanna give anything away but when you hear the word "plot" you should not think good things. Nobody "plots" a surprise party. So find out just what those jerks were plotting.

History teaches us that people have always been terrible!