Nude&Rude

Dibble dibble have your ear holes wide open for this episode, hopefully brought to you by Pedialyte, we got paranoid Putina being pustupid and Valerie Ugly Bob Cut Swanson trying to be God. So with that said we are in support of Ukraine and trans folx, we stand with you by you in front of you behind you all the sides. We dive into not ghosting your one night stands, slapping our toxic selves, T-Rex almost missing her flight and meeting miss snacks lady on the plane l, AND gambling with $2.00. Oh and she got a mans now. Above all we chose to speak on choosing yourself, and the word jealousy being a fugly of a slut word. Stay Nude and be humbly rude. Besos.

Don’t wanna wait on tonight I wanna get GAY NASTY! (stream NASTY by Ariana Grande). Anuses of all shapes and colors, Joya and T-Rex brings you enterTAINTment on this episode . We got people painting over famous paintings cause they are bored, we got COVIDNIONS (COVID and opinions put together, which we may be cancelled for), and more. But the over all topic that we hope you obtain some answers to your unresolved questions, LOL, is getting used to the new new and not self sabotage and be a winner baby! And why not end it with Joya getting caliente with someone from Kaliente. Stay Nude and be humbly Rude. Besos.

guess y’all thot y’all hear from the last of us. Season 3 is about to get more raw. From ass eating to the sounds of Burger King chicken sandwich wrappers, we wanna share all the shit, learn new shit but with tears of joy. How to turn trauma into haha’s. We are excited to be back and get nude and rude with y’all, so let’s get to nuding. Here is to season 3. We love you.

On this episode we picked up two wonderful earthlings, TrojanKP3 & Jakc, and flew to the galaxies to probe about inclusivity in the FGC and in other aspects of reality. We get milky on the way, and by milky tears of joy, one of our earthlings shares something major that sparks the comfortability they felt on our spaceship. Both exuded confidence in different ways that define the energy they attract for great things. Inclusivity is much more than whatever box you’ve been put in by society, it’s about sharing the same values, respecting one another, and energy to become a better human earthling.

Hit me baby one more time, but on my ass cheek please. Hi Nudies, Rudies, Anuses, and Booties, this week Joya and Trex give you a taste of our lips and a ride, because what’s happening to Britney Spears is TOXIC so we’re slipped under this and we want y’all to understand the #freebritney movement. We chose to discuss on the topic of abuse: the conscious and subtle ways it’s present in our lives and how we can recognize and even be a supporter to those in need.

Some probing topics such as the lost Terf CANTlyn is another person who has signed up to take critical race theory, as if she forgot she got some grand babies who are half black. And sadly and Earthly we discuss the morality of of what this “legal” system upholds as Britney remains trapped in her conservatorship (as we probed earlier) and Douch Chauvin getting a slap on the wrist sentence for murdering an innocent George Floyd, because the dead cannot rise after a certain amount and be like SUP. And remember earthlings use wet wipes to clean your earthly mess.

alright anuses! this episode we give a lot of shout outs to the LGBT+ athletes that are giving much representation and paving the way. Since Father’s Day was recent we chose to probe you with our experiences on how Father’s Day has impacted us over the years and unpack a little. Little dark jokes here and there and some grotesque noises, Miss Albert does a little cameo if you listen carefully.

your favorite gayliens have been busy busy busy, so on this episode we kept it short and sweet. Gem has been drinking more human tears to make time go quicker, and T-Rex has been driving around her little spaceship which almost made her blow the fuck up. It’s pride month and this month we celebrate a year that we started this podcast. We honor those we lost five years ago from Pulse, probing in rainbow-washing, talks about the wall and kamalas “do not come” speech. Looks like media and technology is finding ways to colonize Earth.

As the creature Miss GawGaw once sang “I’m as free as my hair” it seems that some Earthlings are all tangled up. No wonder they are all going mad. It’s just so sad that money doesn’t grow on trees on Earth like in Uranus. The topic we cover is FREEDOM: what it means, how to achieve it, why one should have it and all the etceteras. Break away from the mold so you can live the life you want. #justiceforpalestine

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a man, it's a woman, oh wait who the fuck cares?! Obsession and suppression, what's with earthlings and trying to categorize and eliminate opposed to acceptance and progression? In this episode we give a shout out to Demi Lavato on coming out as Non-Binary, and also Billy Porter for raising awareness to end the stigma around HIV+ individuals within the lqbtq community, as well as outside of it. We applaud their bravery and discuss why what they both did, was a major boost for LGBTQ folks. We will keep doing our part to spread #JUSTICEFORPALESTINE