Brian opens the show with a joke he wrote earlier, then autographs the paper for Jeff. Also: Good news, the Depression is over; nuggies; the finger test; stores at the mall; young fashion disasters; 20th anniversary talk; “Alice”again; the mayor of Minot, North Dakota resigned for accidentally sexting the city attorney; nug sweats; an HOA was demanding people keep their garage doors open during the day; a woman was overcharged for ice cream; Brian had trouble at McDonald’s again; a fat Florida man was jerking at the beach; looking back at the old coffee and mouthwash break; and finally, show producer Doug Reacharound.