Melissa Rocha joins Hoff to discuss THE BIG BANG THEORY S10E23 "The Gyroscopic Collapse" (1:58), the LCD Soundsystem album AMERICAN DREAM (22:59) and the Sue Grafton novel Y IS FOR YESTERDAY (36:11).

Andrei Alupului and Doug Kellner join Hoff to talk the new movie version of Stephen King’s IT (1:32), the Lil Uzi Vert album LUV IS RAGE 2 (36:43), and AMERICA’S GOT TALENT S12E20 (49:29). They all float! They all float down here, Georgie!

Comedian Lizzie Martinez and writer Ryan Sartor return to discuss Brand New's depressing album SCIENCE FICTION (1:46), AMERICA'S GOT TALENT S12E17 (16:22) and the Sandra Brown novel SEEING RED (34:06).

It's a family affair on Number 1s as Hoff welcomes his dad, Hank Hoffman, to discuss ALIEN: COVENANT (4:19; now available on home video at Best Video Film & Cultural Center, among other places); the Kesha album RAINBOW (19:39); AMERICAN NINJA WARRIOR S09E11, "Kansas City City Finals" (31:30) and the Jeannette Walls memoir THE GLASS CASTLE (40:05). Good luck telling Hoff and Hank's voices apart!

Comedian Doug Kellner watches GAME OF THRONES for the first time (S07E06, "Beyond the Wall") and shares his reaction with Hoff (1:02). They also discuss the movie THE HITMAN'S BODYGUARD (38:38) and the Kendrick Lamar album DAMN. (50:40), then pound back some BookShots in honor of James Patterson and Maxine Paetro's THE MEDICAL EXAMINER (1:05:20).

Brett Arnold and Joe Avella of the New Flesh horror movie podcast join Hoff to discuss ANNABELLE: CREATION, DATELINE's "Saturday Night Mystery: Secret Lives," the Arcade Fire album EVERYTHING NOW, and Michael Connelly's novel THE LATE SHOW. Joe dabbles in online gaming.

Hoff subjects his comedian friend Lukas Kaiser to THE DARK TOWER, Lana Del Rey's LUST FOR LIFE and an episode of BLUE BLOODS (S07E02, "Good Cop Bad Cop"). Hoff and Lukas try to name three things they liked about each #1 and they manage to do it but it's not easy.

Hoff subjects his comedian friend Lukas Kaiser to THE DARK TOWER, Lana Del Rey's LUST FOR LIFE and an episode of BLUE BLOODS (S07E02, "Good Cop Bad Cop"). Hoff and Lukas try to name three things they liked about each #1 and they manage to do it but it's not easy.

Improviser Andrei Alupului joins Hoff to talk THE EMOJI MOVIE, yet another episode of BIG BROTHER, JAY-Z's 4:44 and Daniel Silva's novel HOUSE OF SPIES. Spoiler: A few of these things are really not very good.

Comedian Lizzie Martinez joins Hoff to discuss JAY-Z’s 4:44, Christopher Nolan’s DUNKIRK and the CBS reality show BIG BROTHER. They spend several minutes talking about a couch. It’s a really crazy-ass couch.