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Hey folks, welcome to the kickoff of Adjust Accordionly, where I’m wranglin’ my accordion to sling a polka recap of the week’s news and politics, topped with an original tune! Episode 1 dives into April 27 to May 3, 2025, with headlines like Trump’s Michigan rally and Tesla dealerships torched by leftoid goofballs, all wrapped in a punchy polka beat. Then, we shift gears with “Turn Back the Windrush,” a two-tone ska banger about scrapin’ by as a euro-poor. It’s a wild ride with bowling alley vibes—Adjust Accordionly!
Polka Week in Review: April 27 to May 3, 2025
Polka week in review, April twenty-seven to May third’s news,
Headlines pop, the polka hops, let’s take a cruise!
Borders, faith, and fights to sing, we’ll dodge the elite’s play,
Grab your clarinet, let’s set it, Adjust Accordionly!
Noem’s DHS bolts gates down fast, no 3rd worlder’s spree,
ICE grabs India’s fugitive, streets are now shit free!
Judges trash Trump’s vote rules, wreckin’ justice like a scam,
No pope’s picked yet, DEI’s their bet, faith’s left in a jam!
Law firms hit with fines, their tricks decline, down they slam,
WTO’s grip slips, globalist cons take a ram!
Week’s a blaze, news sets the stage, hear the polka swing,
From gates to fights, we’ll dodge the slights, let the tubas ring!
Hey! Borders seal, judges reel, the week’s a wild ride,
Ho! Clarinet wails, drumbeat sails, truth’s on our side!
No elite’s deceit, we’ll keep the beat, our roots hold strong,
Hey! Ho! Adjust Accordionly!
Trump’s Michigan rally roars, 100 days, no globalist con,
NPR’s cash gets slashed, bias slashed, truth’s dawn!
Truckers talk English now, Trump’s rule, steer clear of mess!
Shiloh Hendrix stands up, white guilt’s done, we can say the n-word again
Tesla’s torched by thugs, Musk’s foes shrug, justice gets burned,
RFK Jr. guts health waste, Big Pharma’s overturned!
Week’s a spark, lights up the dark, polka’s got that flair,
From roads to rules, we’ll school the fools, truth’s in the air!
Hey! Rallies boom, elites face doom, the week’s a polka blast,
Ho! Trombone grooves, guitar moves, the news comes fast!
No elite’s deceit, we’ll keep the beat, our roots hold strong,
Hey! Ho! Adjust Accordionly!
Week’s a fire, hearts climb higher, hear the polka’s cheer,
From faith to fight, we’ll shine the light, no globalist fear!
With strength and pride, we’ll turn the tide, our soul’s unbound,
Dance to the beat, clarinet’s heat, let truth’s groove be found!
Hey! From borders shut to faith’s true gut, April twenty-seven to May third shines,
Ho! Trump’s firm stand, across the land, foils globalist designs!
Michigan’s roar to Germany’s core, our roots won’t bend,
No Harvard’s scheme can break our dream, we’ll polka to the end!
Drums and brass, guitar’s fast pass, our spirits never wrong,
Hey! April’s spark to May’s true mark, we’ll keep it strong!
No elite’s deceit, we’ll keep the beat, our roots hold long,
Hey! Ho! Adjust Accordionly!
Adjust Accordionly!
News Headlines Covered: April 27 to May 3, 2025
* DHS Locks Borders FastThe Department of Homeland Security implements stricter border controls, reducing unauthorized crossings. Enforcement efforts focus on enhancing public safety.
* ICE Nabs Fugitive from IndiaImmigration and Customs Enforcement arrests an Indian national wanted for crimes, facilitating deportation. The operation aims to remove criminal elements from communities.
* Election Order BlockedFederal judges block an executive order on election integrity, citing legal concerns. The ruling sparks debate over voting regulations.
* No New Pope, DEI Hire ConsideredThe Vatican delays selecting a new pope, with discussions around diversity-focused candidates. The process raises questions about traditional papal selection criteria.
* Trump Targets Law FirmsThe Trump administration imposes fines on law firms for alleged regulatory violations. Several firms file lawsuits in response, challenging the penalties.
* Push to Withdraw from WTOU.S. officials advocate for withdrawing from the World Trade Organization, citing trade policy concerns. The proposal faces opposition from global trade partners.
* Noem’s Anti-Christian Bias Task ForceGovernor Kristi Noem’s DHS task force launches to address perceived biases against Christian communities. The initiative seeks to protect religious freedoms.
* Trump’s Michigan RallyFormer President Trump holds a rally in Michigan, marking 100 days of his administration’s focus on trade and border policies. Thousands attend the event.
* NPR and PBS Funds ChoppedThe federal government cuts funding for NPR and PBS, citing concerns over editorial bias. Public media outlets face budget challenges as a result.
* Truck Drivers Must Speak EnglishA new federal regulation requires truck drivers to demonstrate English proficiency. The rule aims to improve road safety and communication.
* Shiloh HendrixShiloh Hendrix gains attention on X for comments challenging cultural narratives around race, sparking online debate. Her remarks draw significant engagement.
* Tesla Dealerships VandalizedMultiple Tesla dealerships face vandalism and arson, linked to protests against Elon Musk’s political affiliations. Authorities investigate the incidents.
* RFK Jr. Purges Public Health JobsRobert F. Kennedy Jr. oversees the elimination of over 20,000 public health positions, targeting pharmaceutical industry influence. The move prompts criticism from health advocates.
* Germany Closes BordersGermany tightens border controls following a security incident, restricting asylum entries. The policy shift reflects growing European migration concerns.
* WEF’s Klaus Schwab InvestigatedThe World Economic Forum investigates founder Klaus Schwab over allegations of misconduct. The inquiry could impact the organization’s leadership.
* Harvard’s Tax Break ChallengedThe IRS challenges Harvard University’s tax-exempt status, questioning its financial practices. The university vows to defend its nonprofit standing.
Thanks for reading Adjust Accordionly! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.
Turn Back the Windrush
Foreigners out!
England for the English!
In ’48 the Windrush came;
It’s foreign horde to stake a claim;
A tide rolled in no strength to halt;
To crack the heart of Britain’s vault
They worked our lanes yet lit the spark;
That plunged our land into the dark
Turn back the Windrush, choke the flood;
That drowned our home in alien blood;
Hindsight mourns the West defiled;
By stranger’s hands our soul exiled;
The gates stayed wide the surge pressed on;
Our will too weak, our courage gone;
Now knives flash fast in city’s dread;
Rape gangs hunt, where fear is bred
Enoch was right his warning spurned;
Our culture’s ash its embers burned
Turn back the Windrush, choke the flood;
That bathed our streets in English blood;
Hindsight mourns, the West defiled;
By stranger’s hands, our soul exiled
We stood too soft our gates unbarred;
Let chaos scar what once was starred;
Now Starmer preens, a frail prim fool;
His dainty reign too weak to rule
Their numbers swell our end they weave;
A doom no fight can now retrieve
Windrush loosed the fatal stream;
As Jean Raspail foretold in dream;
With blades and screams, our streets now cry;
The West lies broken, left to die;
Mother England broken, left to die;
Turn back the Windrush, choke the flood;
Our streets run rivers of English blood;
Hindsight mourns the West defiled;
By stranger’s hands, our soul exiled
Turn back the Windrush, choke the flood;
That drowned our home in alien blood;
Hindsight mourns the West defiled;
By stranger’s hands… our soul exiled;
By stranger’s hands… our soul exiled
ole, ole-ole-ole!
This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit accordion.substack.com
This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit accordion.substack.com
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By jeffaccordionHey folks, welcome to the kickoff of Adjust Accordionly, where I’m wranglin’ my accordion to sling a polka recap of the week’s news and politics, topped with an original tune! Episode 1 dives into April 27 to May 3, 2025, with headlines like Trump’s Michigan rally and Tesla dealerships torched by leftoid goofballs, all wrapped in a punchy polka beat. Then, we shift gears with “Turn Back the Windrush,” a two-tone ska banger about scrapin’ by as a euro-poor. It’s a wild ride with bowling alley vibes—Adjust Accordionly!
Polka Week in Review: April 27 to May 3, 2025
Polka week in review, April twenty-seven to May third’s news,
Headlines pop, the polka hops, let’s take a cruise!
Borders, faith, and fights to sing, we’ll dodge the elite’s play,
Grab your clarinet, let’s set it, Adjust Accordionly!
Noem’s DHS bolts gates down fast, no 3rd worlder’s spree,
ICE grabs India’s fugitive, streets are now shit free!
Judges trash Trump’s vote rules, wreckin’ justice like a scam,
No pope’s picked yet, DEI’s their bet, faith’s left in a jam!
Law firms hit with fines, their tricks decline, down they slam,
WTO’s grip slips, globalist cons take a ram!
Week’s a blaze, news sets the stage, hear the polka swing,
From gates to fights, we’ll dodge the slights, let the tubas ring!
Hey! Borders seal, judges reel, the week’s a wild ride,
Ho! Clarinet wails, drumbeat sails, truth’s on our side!
No elite’s deceit, we’ll keep the beat, our roots hold strong,
Hey! Ho! Adjust Accordionly!
Trump’s Michigan rally roars, 100 days, no globalist con,
NPR’s cash gets slashed, bias slashed, truth’s dawn!
Truckers talk English now, Trump’s rule, steer clear of mess!
Shiloh Hendrix stands up, white guilt’s done, we can say the n-word again
Tesla’s torched by thugs, Musk’s foes shrug, justice gets burned,
RFK Jr. guts health waste, Big Pharma’s overturned!
Week’s a spark, lights up the dark, polka’s got that flair,
From roads to rules, we’ll school the fools, truth’s in the air!
Hey! Rallies boom, elites face doom, the week’s a polka blast,
Ho! Trombone grooves, guitar moves, the news comes fast!
No elite’s deceit, we’ll keep the beat, our roots hold strong,
Hey! Ho! Adjust Accordionly!
Week’s a fire, hearts climb higher, hear the polka’s cheer,
From faith to fight, we’ll shine the light, no globalist fear!
With strength and pride, we’ll turn the tide, our soul’s unbound,
Dance to the beat, clarinet’s heat, let truth’s groove be found!
Hey! From borders shut to faith’s true gut, April twenty-seven to May third shines,
Ho! Trump’s firm stand, across the land, foils globalist designs!
Michigan’s roar to Germany’s core, our roots won’t bend,
No Harvard’s scheme can break our dream, we’ll polka to the end!
Drums and brass, guitar’s fast pass, our spirits never wrong,
Hey! April’s spark to May’s true mark, we’ll keep it strong!
No elite’s deceit, we’ll keep the beat, our roots hold long,
Hey! Ho! Adjust Accordionly!
Adjust Accordionly!
News Headlines Covered: April 27 to May 3, 2025
* DHS Locks Borders FastThe Department of Homeland Security implements stricter border controls, reducing unauthorized crossings. Enforcement efforts focus on enhancing public safety.
* ICE Nabs Fugitive from IndiaImmigration and Customs Enforcement arrests an Indian national wanted for crimes, facilitating deportation. The operation aims to remove criminal elements from communities.
* Election Order BlockedFederal judges block an executive order on election integrity, citing legal concerns. The ruling sparks debate over voting regulations.
* No New Pope, DEI Hire ConsideredThe Vatican delays selecting a new pope, with discussions around diversity-focused candidates. The process raises questions about traditional papal selection criteria.
* Trump Targets Law FirmsThe Trump administration imposes fines on law firms for alleged regulatory violations. Several firms file lawsuits in response, challenging the penalties.
* Push to Withdraw from WTOU.S. officials advocate for withdrawing from the World Trade Organization, citing trade policy concerns. The proposal faces opposition from global trade partners.
* Noem’s Anti-Christian Bias Task ForceGovernor Kristi Noem’s DHS task force launches to address perceived biases against Christian communities. The initiative seeks to protect religious freedoms.
* Trump’s Michigan RallyFormer President Trump holds a rally in Michigan, marking 100 days of his administration’s focus on trade and border policies. Thousands attend the event.
* NPR and PBS Funds ChoppedThe federal government cuts funding for NPR and PBS, citing concerns over editorial bias. Public media outlets face budget challenges as a result.
* Truck Drivers Must Speak EnglishA new federal regulation requires truck drivers to demonstrate English proficiency. The rule aims to improve road safety and communication.
* Shiloh HendrixShiloh Hendrix gains attention on X for comments challenging cultural narratives around race, sparking online debate. Her remarks draw significant engagement.
* Tesla Dealerships VandalizedMultiple Tesla dealerships face vandalism and arson, linked to protests against Elon Musk’s political affiliations. Authorities investigate the incidents.
* RFK Jr. Purges Public Health JobsRobert F. Kennedy Jr. oversees the elimination of over 20,000 public health positions, targeting pharmaceutical industry influence. The move prompts criticism from health advocates.
* Germany Closes BordersGermany tightens border controls following a security incident, restricting asylum entries. The policy shift reflects growing European migration concerns.
* WEF’s Klaus Schwab InvestigatedThe World Economic Forum investigates founder Klaus Schwab over allegations of misconduct. The inquiry could impact the organization’s leadership.
* Harvard’s Tax Break ChallengedThe IRS challenges Harvard University’s tax-exempt status, questioning its financial practices. The university vows to defend its nonprofit standing.
Thanks for reading Adjust Accordionly! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.
Turn Back the Windrush
Foreigners out!
England for the English!
In ’48 the Windrush came;
It’s foreign horde to stake a claim;
A tide rolled in no strength to halt;
To crack the heart of Britain’s vault
They worked our lanes yet lit the spark;
That plunged our land into the dark
Turn back the Windrush, choke the flood;
That drowned our home in alien blood;
Hindsight mourns the West defiled;
By stranger’s hands our soul exiled;
The gates stayed wide the surge pressed on;
Our will too weak, our courage gone;
Now knives flash fast in city’s dread;
Rape gangs hunt, where fear is bred
Enoch was right his warning spurned;
Our culture’s ash its embers burned
Turn back the Windrush, choke the flood;
That bathed our streets in English blood;
Hindsight mourns, the West defiled;
By stranger’s hands, our soul exiled
We stood too soft our gates unbarred;
Let chaos scar what once was starred;
Now Starmer preens, a frail prim fool;
His dainty reign too weak to rule
Their numbers swell our end they weave;
A doom no fight can now retrieve
Windrush loosed the fatal stream;
As Jean Raspail foretold in dream;
With blades and screams, our streets now cry;
The West lies broken, left to die;
Mother England broken, left to die;
Turn back the Windrush, choke the flood;
Our streets run rivers of English blood;
Hindsight mourns the West defiled;
By stranger’s hands, our soul exiled
Turn back the Windrush, choke the flood;
That drowned our home in alien blood;
Hindsight mourns the West defiled;
By stranger’s hands… our soul exiled;
By stranger’s hands… our soul exiled
ole, ole-ole-ole!
This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit accordion.substack.com
This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit accordion.substack.com