Well, I blew it. I totally blew. I’d like to formally apologize to you the listeners for this episode being a week late, nay, over a week late. There’s no excuse. Am I in the process of moving from Gatineau to Victoria? Yes. Is that a valid excuse? No. Did we run over half of a deer carcass outside of Sault Ste Marie? Yes. Is that a valid excuse? No. Did we see a Moose in Glacier National Park? Yes. Is the Moose a valid excuse? No. The moose is no excuse. I refuse to use the moose excuse. To make it up to you, I’m giving you the first ever On Being Animals two-fer double-shot. That’s right, two guest in one episode that covers two animals! It’s a two-fer double shot. Lovely Lindsay and passionate Pam came in to learn more about the Snotty Spineless Egg Gardener and while they were in the studio, I surprised them with the Dick Fish. That is not a euphemism, my pants stayed on, I am a civil member of society. There was extra time so I taught them about a notorious south American dick fish. Along the way we learned more about taking number threes, danger bay, and the detachable penis. Oh, and in case there is any doubt, Lindsay is charming, gorgeous, and available. Folks, you heard correct, she is available.

Most egregious error: I said lampreys feed on whale falls, but I meant hagfish. Lampreys eat blood and fluids of living sea creatures. Hagfish scavenge.

Science level: there’s some science….and then a whole lot of sex and genital talk.