Objectively Wrong

It's still the beginning of the year...a team can't be judged until week 4.  This and many more is what I tell myself before I sleep.  John's doing just great by the way. 

A double feature for you! Time to reload Shot-takes and get drunk on air.

With the 2nd Half of our Double Feature, here's how we expect the entire season to go, before a single game was even played.

On Football Morning, we present to you which NFC teams you can get excited about, and which our due for a step back. 

The offseason is finally over and we are back! Enjoy the next two episodes that were recorded during the long summer, while we were desperate for content.  This time, we check the QB ratings of our most beloved analyst Chris Simms.  Will we be confused once again?

The offseason is finally over and we are back! Enjoy the next two episodes that were recorded during the long summer, while we were desperate for content.  First off, we have the ranking nobody wanted, but everyone must respect.  Here are the best backup QBs in the NFL.

After a quality and enjoyable break (for one of us), the boys are back in town.  You’ve all seen NFL Power Rankings, well let’s do the same BUT different.  We talk about true contenders, who are still a year away, and which teams really should just blow up the roster.

The boys recover from an absolutely insane Day 1 of the 2022 NFL draft, filled with NINE trades and questionable decision making.  Stick around, while we grade each pick, and tell you which team won and which teams need to be sent in for re-education.

On the Eve of the most important day of the year, two men sit down and study the ancient literature to deliver the most accurate mock draft in all of the internet.  Join us as we channel the inner spirit of Kevin Costner and draft Travon Walker, No matter what.

Armed with film study, anger and whiskey, John and Abtin play general manager and make every selection in the first round of the 2022 NFL Draft.  TRENT BAALKE, DON'T DO IT!!!!