Taylor doesn’t love rom-coms, but he is obsessed with one: Catch and Release (2006). Jennifer Garner plays a grieving woman who falls in love with her late fiance’s best friend. Taylor’s recommendation inspires Nick’s choice this week: This Is Where I Leave You (2014). In this comedy-drama, four adult siblings (including Tina Fey and Adam Driver) are forced to return to their childhood home after their father’s death. 

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Taylor Zaccario…Host, Director, Producer, Writer 

Nick Zaccario…Host, Director, Producer, Editor

…or “The Importance of Being Ernest (P. Worrell)”  

In which our heroes obsess over Jim Varney’s “classic” goofball hero, Ernest P. Worrell. 

Taylor Zaccario….Host, Director, Producer, Writer

Nick Zaccario….Host, Director, Producer, Editor

Megan Zaccario….Researcher, Jim Varney Enthusiast

…or "Ewoks: The Battle That Has Nothing to Do with Endor"

In which our heroes obsess over Ewoks: The Battle for Endor (1985), a forgotten sequel to a forgotten Star Wars television movie. In this follow-up to Caravan of Courage, Cindel and the Ewoks are pursued by the evil Marauders.   

ALSO FEATURING: Lonely nights in the hut! Wilford’s brimley! Breaking and entering! Shapeshifting little girls! Salak, Terak, and Charal! Taylor explains the Flash to Anthony! Ewok pillows! Star Wars goes Alien 3! AND you’ve tasted blood and you want more!!!

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Taylor Zaccario….Host, Director, Producer, Writer

Nick Zaccario….Host, Director, Producer, Editor

Anthony Graziani….Correspondent, Attack of the Clones Apologist

…or “The One with Danny Glover / The One with Danny Trejo” 

In which our heroes obsess over Predator 2 (1990) and Predators (2010), two underrated entries in the Predator franchise. 

ALSO FEATURING: Voodoo drug cartels! Bug-Eyed Busey! Extraterrestrial game reserves! Academy Award Winner Mahershala Ali! 1997 of the future! Spinal cords! Produced by Robert Rodriguez! The Predator rides the subway! AND The Most New York Old Lady of All Time (in L.A.)!!! 

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Taylor Zaccario….Host, Director, Producer, Writer

Nick Zaccario….Host, Director, Producer, Editor

…or “Dumblegore” 

In which our heroes obsess over Orca (1977). A revenge-seeking killer whale goes on a killing spree. Starring Richard Harris, known to a certain generation as Albus Dumbledore in the first two Harry Potter films.  

ALSO FEATURING: Death Wish Meets Free Willy! Get this filth off my deck! In praise of Alligator! Styrofoam icebergs! Lizzie McGuire’s dad! Random narration! Randy “Macho Man” Savaged! Pears! AND Julia Roberts in Mona Lisa Smile!!! 

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Taylor Zaccario….Host, Director, Producer, Writer

Nick Zaccario….Host, Director, Producer, Editor

…or "Endure Endor"

In which our heroes obsess over Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure (1984), a forgotten Star Wars television movie. On the forest moon of Endor, two stranded kids enlist the help of the Ewoks to rescue their parents from the clutches of the gigantic Gorax. 

ALSO FEATURING: Hansel & Gretel…with Ewoks! Dollar Tree Spiders! Production design by the great Joe Johnston! Zephyrhills Water! Anthony’s Ross Bagdasarian mixtape! Cow-faced giants! Burl Ives narration! Star Wars topography! AND we’re feeling really sicky!!!

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Taylor Zaccario….Host, Director, Producer, Writer

Nick Zaccario….Host, Director, Producer, Editor

Anthony Graziani….Correspondent, Attack of the Clones Apologist

…or “On Her Manta Ray’s Secret Service” 

In which our heroes obsess over Licence to Kill (1989), the second of two James Bond flicks to star Timothy Dalton as 007.  

ALSO FEATURING: Gladys Knight gets left out! Manatee couches! Q’s $30 million broom! Licence vs. License! Appreciating Timothy Dalton! Yo ho, Penguin! Benicio del Toro gets grounded (into beef)! Inspector Clouseau bails on Casino Royale AND Wayne Newton?!?!!!

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Taylor Zaccario….Host, Director, Producer, Writer

Nick Zaccario….Host, Director, Producer, Editor

…or “Shut Up Your Face, Mussolini” 

In which our heroes conclude their Sylvester Stallone celebration with Oscar (1991). Directed by John Landis, this movie offers up a rare comedic performance from Stallone. He plays a Prohibition-era gangster, attempting to give up his life of crime. 

ALSO FEATURING: Chazz Palminteri’s dangling participle! Tim Curry smooches Marisa Tomei! Kirk Douglas throws a punch! Peter Riegert smokes a salmon! Home Alone 2’s Eddie Bracken! That ‘70s Show’s Kurtwood Smith! Harry Shearer duets with the lawyer from Jurassic Park! John Landis directs Lily Munster! AND Megan’s (not so) major announcement!!!

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Taylor Zaccario….Host, Director, Producer, Writer

Nick Zaccario….Host, Director, Producer, Editor

Megan Zaccario….Researcher

…or “The Po-SLY-don Adventure” 

In which our heroes continue to celebrate Sylvester Stallone, obsessing over Daylight (1996). After an explosion traps commuters in an underground tunnel, an EMS chief (Stallone) attempts a rescue.  

ALSO FEATURING: Mr. California gets pancaked! Jonathan “Coolio” Crane! 90s WiFi! Remembering Sage Stallone! The dog lives! Roseanne’s Jay O. Sanders and Danielle Harris! Viggo from Watertown, NY! Judging Amy! AND Tell Tiny Tim I won’t be home this Christmas! 

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Taylor Zaccario….Host, Director, Producer, Writer

Nick Zaccario….Host, Director, Producer, Editor

…or “That’s a Nice Song, Mike” 

In which our heroes celebrate Sylvester Stallone’s birthday month with three of his lesser-known films. In Week 1, they talk about Over the Top (1987). Stallone plays a truck driver trying to reconnect with his son, while preparing for the World Arm Wrestling Championship. 

ALSO FEATURING: The competitive world of arm wrestling! Tractor trailers as fitness equipment! Written by Academy Award Winner Stirling Silliphant! The nudity of Lifeforce! Bartholomew vs. Neff! Mike Hawk! The musical stylings of Eddie Money! Tuna on wheat! AND R is for Robert Loggia!!!

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Taylor Zaccario….Host, Director, Producer, Writer

Nick Zaccario….Host, Director, Producer, Editor