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You just can't please a man
He'll always love you—
For something
The,
He'll always hate you. For something
Cause man is never satisfied
Man is never satisfied
Man is never satisfied
Man is never satisfiiiiied—
—with love
With love, love
With love
With love, love
HIRO is once again running for his life from an unknown extra terrestrial humanoid species wielding now and arrows—after fighting them off, assuming they have annihilated the entirety of the troop, they turn to walk towards FARRO's bunker, when an arrow pierces through the back of HIRO'S shin; shocked and wounded, they looks over their shoulder shoulder, to see two
Fuck, I need to eat and rewrite this scene.
You were at the gym for 6 hours?!
I guess
I was at the gym for 6 hours?!
I guess.
What did you even do for 6 hours.
Fuck.
I don't know.
Tater tots.
UGH. Don't remind me.
DONUT FRIEND—-!
NOOOOOOOO.
SPRINKLES CUPCAKES
You want all the cupcakes Lb
YES. All the cupcakes.
I was trying not to stare,
But uhidden under a mess of fantastically blue hair,
He hid a familiar enough face that I felt my eyes smoke, and I had to wonder where he was going.
fuck this is cool.
That's crazy. I use deadmau5 for focus:
Interesting.
Yes. And apparently, he uses this—or just likes it—but honestly—
THIS IS THE COOLEST THING IVE EVER HEARD.
What are those two dipshits yapping about
They're kids, not dipshits
Kids are dipshits
They're listening to that new Skrillex album
Which one?
They good one, or the other one?
The other one.
Gross.
Dipshits.
DISPATCHER
911, what's your emergency?
Yes. Hello.
Hello. What's your emergency.
I'd like to report a crimes
This is an emergency line, sir—
It is an emergency.
What's your emergency .
Skrillex pooped in my ears for about 30 minutes.
Uhh, excuse me—
—and i would like that 30 minute of my life backs
What's your emergency?
This album sucks.
(3rd movement$
Every morning, a coffee and water
From cross the walk
Doesn't matter whether
I bought or bothered to acknowledge the la gauge barrier
From cross the border
Timeframe for and Roland
Baseline from Malays noticias
Hideoho
Hey motherfucker!
I'd give up my dream
For any one of you three kings
And honestly?
I'd just sit sweetly, neat and weaving
Do my best to suit your needs
I'm just a needle
In a haystack
But the haystack
Is made of needles
Well, if you need me
I guess I'll be here
A residency
Designed by evil.
I didn't mean to
Be so mean to you
I mean,
Things are exactly what they seem
And you left me here
Lol New York
I saw a white baby on the bus:
In the Bronx
Yeah!
First of all, this was the first white person I had seen in three days, since arriving to the Bronx
But my first initial thought was
“OH MY GOD. A WHITE BABY. ON THE BUS”
You don't see that.
I want a baby so bad it hurts my nuts.
Figure that one out.
Second hand touch l
SICKO MODE - SKRILLEX REMIX
…yeah, what happened to this guy?
That guy died.
Psh. He's dead.
are we really gonna pretended like
—-be careful.
You be careful.
Are we really gonna pretend like this guy didn't make some of the greatest music of all time, and just because he took 9 years to drop these two albums—
—careful
—you be careful—
One of which was POOP
WHAT IS THIS.
“Don't Get Too Close”
This is POOP.
HE CONTROLS THE POLICE.
Aexplain how Skrillex is Mr. nimbus.
Sign this.
You have a sick and twisted mind.
You're not wrong.
I like it.
Look out for the blue eyed Porque pine
-lol
*porcupine
What is this
Is that like a
Aww, it's cute
Like a—robotic porcupine
THIS ALBUM IS POOP
*plays 2.5 seconds*
Lollipop tellitunby sounding rapper:
Blah blah l lawabnllaahha
P00P
ITS BETTERR THAN YOUR MUSIC.
Uhh. It wouldn't be if I had like a gazillion dollars.
Skrillex does not have a gazillion dollars.
THE DEVIL
Here's a gazillion dollars.
SKRILLEX
ok.
ILLUMINATI
here's a gazillion dollars.
SKRILLEX
ok.
WHAT. HE HAS TWOGAZILLION DOLLARA?!
Dude he's got like a bazillion dollars.
Ooh.
WhT.
Lol it's hilarious mh Google speaks Skrillex.
a bazirr0n dorearsa.
0ohz.
(The z is silent)
The X is always silent in skrillex.
#SKRIRREX
Being Sunni Blū
SUNNI BLU has a NEW YORK ACCENT
Okay, repeat after me:
Ok.
“I got lost at the mall”
I got—
No.
I got LOST—
I GOT LOST
AT THE MALL
—AT TH
—NO.
[later]
At the studio l:
Sunni BLU (perfect New York accent)
Sorry. I got lost as the mall!
Where you from?
Why.
You from Brooklyn?
You're from Brooklyn. I can tell.
Yes. It workedzz.
I'm gonna hurt you
I don't wanna be like cardi b
Livin in the Bronx but it ain't mei just wanna be your shorty
I just wanna tell my story
Steely Dan
Outside the stadium
The unfamiliar feel of snow flurries on my nose caused me to c it oouaoy lowee my glasses, dark and covering the tears in my eyes and shielding me from whatever deceitful demons who might gaze their haunting stares into my soul
lol. Boofing at barmitzvas
That is a good band name
FESTIVAL STYLE HOUSE DJ —
EDM- TECHNO-TECH HOUSE- DUBSTEP
New to New York from LA, multi-tunic female DJ , multi instrumentalist, and lyricist, vocalist & musician looking to graduate from the bar/restaurant scene to the club/festival circuit. I play house, techno, tech-house, dubstep—progressive house, new wave, alternative, rock intelligent rap/hip hop, trance, psychedelic // club & festival music—beat for parties, clubs & festivals, open to birthdayas, bar mitzvahs, weddings, house warming—if you're looking to dance, turn up, and get lit: I'm your DJ. Custom and curated mixes and playlists by requests, looking for new networking opportunities and experiences.
It is romantic
When it snows in Manhattan;
But When it rains in The Bronx,
I wanna throw up
THE LEGEND OF SUPACREE: VIDEO GAME
>>Trashcan
Dumpster
Hobo
Scavenger
Peasant
Slave
Influencer
Investor
Entertainer
>>>
Employer (Slave Owner w/ 10+ Employees)
Landlord
CFO
CEO
Ambassador
Diety
Fallen
Descendant
???
Ascended
Magician
Alchemist
Creator
Genius
God
To start the game, you must die.
There are several various ways to enter “DEATH” upon starting the game; Each death will result in a separate possibility and ability to affect the outcome and mode of the game.
Accidental Death will result in lowest ability gained
Homocide Results in medium-level power upgrade/ability
Suicide and mode of suicide will result in highest award of capabilities to begin the game
Pick Up Items for RP, XP & Bonuses; Items like supplies, clothing, or other necessary items will provide player “PP” or Personality Points; Other items such as gems, crystals, stickers, may be collected as trophies, or used as currency and/or grant KP, or Karma Points; Items such as Vintage Furniture or Records, Artifacts, Art, Vinyl Records, Hats, Sunglasses, or Rare Pants/T-Shirts will gain Player additional points towards leveling toward ascension status
Collect songs— pair them by ear (by key or beat matching for extra points — remix, cover, remaster, or sample tracks for extra RP, XP, EP, PP, and LP.
Create Original Songs and content to open portals,
Music + Time + Travel Forward/Backward by learning to use magical elements to manipulate musical energy
Earn Star Power by completing missions in Hollywood Area of Map
Gather Tools & Needed Supplies around map
Increase Fitness, Stamina, Charisma by becoming more attractive; Running, Gym Routines, Dancing, Marshal Arts, and Surfing (after West Side of Map Opens)
Rave Weapons
Rave Weapons are earned through completing various missions, series of mini games, tasks, and treasure hunts within the map as it becomes available to the player. Once Instant Manifestation has been acquired, the player must use The Mastery of Cosmic Alchemy to level up each individual rave weapon.
Synesthetic Telekinesis
Energy Manipulation
Time Weaving// Time Traveling// Time Bending
Multidimensional Vision
“dreamgirl”
A surreal and daunting recurring dream becomes a living nightmare scenario, when the mysterious woman from his dream world turns up in his waking life.
After a chaotic merry-go-round of “coincidences” in which the man continues to run into the woman from his dreams throughout his day to to day activities,
I'm just--
Trapped in this body
A nobody
In-N-Out,
Out of Body,
But I already forgot about it
I already forgot about it;
I'm Just--
Punching the clock,
Might purchase a glock,
Just to pick myself off;
I think about it often-
Every time I take my bra off;
Caught,
Two toddler brawlin,
Saw the whole future this morning
Through two brown eyes,
And about 5 white liars,
conspiring to kill me
I'm
Nobody, in a bathing suit
Under a 4/3/2
4-3-2-1
Here comes the train,
Jump on:
and,
Jump off,
When you start going fast enough to jump
And fall right to sleep
I'm just--
Another slave, in a bathing suit;
Jesus saves,
But he's being a crazy lady
Lazy Suzi, (or, Sami, actually)
Sits, but not peacefully
She's living my dream, yeah
Somebody's dream girl, and i'm just
Barely Alive,
Barely Breathing,
Barely Human,
Maybe,
Not even
Barely Alive,
Barely Breathing,
Barely Human,
Maybe,
Not even
No, i'm not the same
All I got from my mom was
My name,
All My shame,
And the need to be famous
I'm just,
Wasting my time,
Being a slave,
Cause I don't get paid to write
I'm not black,
I'm not white,
I'm not gray,
but hey
“Hey!”
Thank you for saving me
I might survive.
Got a couple more good years left in your baby
Couple more good years, playing the field
Got a couple good years left, for the best
Get the cream of the crop, baby,
‘Fore you get here;
You'll never need, no,
Never need a girl like me, no
You're looking for a queen,
Between you and me; I see it
Do your thing,
Do your thing--
I'll always be watching,
But now I'm not hungry,
You're a fiend
Believe me,
It's easy;
I know what you need
My eyes are progressing to brown.
Up from green, ‘cause
I see you,
(I see you, I see you)
You don't need me,
But I need you;
I see you
(I see you, I see you)
So,
Do your thing
Do your thing
Do your thing
If that's what you need
‘Cause, that's what you need
Find you a Queen;
Be a King
I believe it,
I see.
I'll just be here -
Whenever, you never
I don't do enough
I don't care enough
I don't know enough
I don't really care
I don't see enough
I don't dream enough
I'll never be enough
I'm not really there
Are you with me?
Are you with me?
Are you in it?
Are you in (it)?
Do you miss me?
Do you miss me?
Never been it
(Never been it)
But, now it's like
Tag: You're it
(youre it)
You're it
(You're it)
You're it
(you're it)
Never been it
(Never been it)
Then, I got hit:
“Ow!”
Now it's like
Tag: you're it
(Youre it)
You're it
(You're it)
(You're it)
Never been it,
But then, I got hit
Now i'm it
Are you with me?
Are you with me?
Are you in it?
Are you in (it)?
I don't do enough
I don't care enough
I don't know enough
I don't really care
I don't see enough
I don't dream enough
I'll never be enough
I'm not really there
You see, my dear;
Love Left,
And Love Lied
And Love Lived,
And Love Died,
And Love,
Time after time,
Love stood by,
And Stood By
Love is, and
Love was,
And Love wil be,
All of us,
When all of us are One,
Once One becomes None,
It is said,
It is done.
‘What do I have to do to get close to you?'
All of a sudden, I was hornier than usual; hornier than I had been, anyway, and especially for the bus. My morning coffee seemed to have finished itself, and my daily routine become ritual, a one hour bus ride to the gym , though the trio itself each day seemed shorter and shorter.
You live in my womb,
To whomever this concerns—
A discerning look, but truly no comfort,
No love for the lover;
A world full of wonder, and flurries
And folk art—
McFlurries and culture,
You all are the fortunate ones,
The fortunate ones.
Yo.
Yo.
I have clocked in some serious hours in deadmau5.
Yeah.
Yeah.
MORGAN.
What, Sunni? What?
WHERE ARE MY CLIPPERS?
Um, your what?
MY CLIPPERS, MORGAN!
Like—hair clippers?
NO! WHY WOULD I HAVE THOSE?!
I don't know, I thought you had a barber—
NO! LOOK AT THIS:
[hands Morgan her phone]
YOU BOUGHT A BASKETBALL TEAM.
NOT JUST A BASKETBALL TEAM: THE CLIPPERS.
What the fuck
SO WHERE ARE THEY: THEY SHOULD BE HERE BY NOW! I made this PURCHASE SEVEN MINUTES AGO.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
{Enter The Multiverse}
[The Festival Project.™]
COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2023
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©
-U.
You just can't please a man
He'll always love you—
For something
The,
He'll always hate you. For something
Cause man is never satisfied
Man is never satisfied
Man is never satisfied
Man is never satisfiiiiied—
—with love
With love, love
With love
With love, love
HIRO is once again running for his life from an unknown extra terrestrial humanoid species wielding now and arrows—after fighting them off, assuming they have annihilated the entirety of the troop, they turn to walk towards FARRO's bunker, when an arrow pierces through the back of HIRO'S shin; shocked and wounded, they looks over their shoulder shoulder, to see two
Fuck, I need to eat and rewrite this scene.
You were at the gym for 6 hours?!
I guess
I was at the gym for 6 hours?!
I guess.
What did you even do for 6 hours.
Fuck.
I don't know.
Tater tots.
UGH. Don't remind me.
DONUT FRIEND—-!
NOOOOOOOO.
SPRINKLES CUPCAKES
You want all the cupcakes Lb
YES. All the cupcakes.
I was trying not to stare,
But uhidden under a mess of fantastically blue hair,
He hid a familiar enough face that I felt my eyes smoke, and I had to wonder where he was going.
fuck this is cool.
That's crazy. I use deadmau5 for focus:
Interesting.
Yes. And apparently, he uses this—or just likes it—but honestly—
THIS IS THE COOLEST THING IVE EVER HEARD.
What are those two dipshits yapping about
They're kids, not dipshits
Kids are dipshits
They're listening to that new Skrillex album
Which one?
They good one, or the other one?
The other one.
Gross.
Dipshits.
DISPATCHER
911, what's your emergency?
Yes. Hello.
Hello. What's your emergency.
I'd like to report a crimes
This is an emergency line, sir—
It is an emergency.
What's your emergency .
Skrillex pooped in my ears for about 30 minutes.
Uhh, excuse me—
—and i would like that 30 minute of my life backs
What's your emergency?
This album sucks.
(3rd movement$
Every morning, a coffee and water
From cross the walk
Doesn't matter whether
I bought or bothered to acknowledge the la gauge barrier
From cross the border
Timeframe for and Roland
Baseline from Malays noticias
Hideoho
Hey motherfucker!
I'd give up my dream
For any one of you three kings
And honestly?
I'd just sit sweetly, neat and weaving
Do my best to suit your needs
I'm just a needle
In a haystack
But the haystack
Is made of needles
Well, if you need me
I guess I'll be here
A residency
Designed by evil.
I didn't mean to
Be so mean to you
I mean,
Things are exactly what they seem
And you left me here
Lol New York
I saw a white baby on the bus:
In the Bronx
Yeah!
First of all, this was the first white person I had seen in three days, since arriving to the Bronx
But my first initial thought was
“OH MY GOD. A WHITE BABY. ON THE BUS”
You don't see that.
I want a baby so bad it hurts my nuts.
Figure that one out.
Second hand touch l
SICKO MODE - SKRILLEX REMIX
…yeah, what happened to this guy?
That guy died.
Psh. He's dead.
are we really gonna pretended like
—-be careful.
You be careful.
Are we really gonna pretend like this guy didn't make some of the greatest music of all time, and just because he took 9 years to drop these two albums—
—careful
—you be careful—
One of which was POOP
WHAT IS THIS.
“Don't Get Too Close”
This is POOP.
HE CONTROLS THE POLICE.
Aexplain how Skrillex is Mr. nimbus.
Sign this.
You have a sick and twisted mind.
You're not wrong.
I like it.
Look out for the blue eyed Porque pine
-lol
*porcupine
What is this
Is that like a
Aww, it's cute
Like a—robotic porcupine
THIS ALBUM IS POOP
*plays 2.5 seconds*
Lollipop tellitunby sounding rapper:
Blah blah l lawabnllaahha
P00P
ITS BETTERR THAN YOUR MUSIC.
Uhh. It wouldn't be if I had like a gazillion dollars.
Skrillex does not have a gazillion dollars.
THE DEVIL
Here's a gazillion dollars.
SKRILLEX
ok.
ILLUMINATI
here's a gazillion dollars.
SKRILLEX
ok.
WHAT. HE HAS TWOGAZILLION DOLLARA?!
Dude he's got like a bazillion dollars.
Ooh.
WhT.
Lol it's hilarious mh Google speaks Skrillex.
a bazirr0n dorearsa.
0ohz.
(The z is silent)
The X is always silent in skrillex.
#SKRIRREX
Being Sunni Blū
SUNNI BLU has a NEW YORK ACCENT
Okay, repeat after me:
Ok.
“I got lost at the mall”
I got—
No.
I got LOST—
I GOT LOST
AT THE MALL
—AT TH
—NO.
[later]
At the studio l:
Sunni BLU (perfect New York accent)
Sorry. I got lost as the mall!
Where you from?
Why.
You from Brooklyn?
You're from Brooklyn. I can tell.
Yes. It workedzz.
I'm gonna hurt you
I don't wanna be like cardi b
Livin in the Bronx but it ain't mei just wanna be your shorty
I just wanna tell my story
Steely Dan
Outside the stadium
The unfamiliar feel of snow flurries on my nose caused me to c it oouaoy lowee my glasses, dark and covering the tears in my eyes and shielding me from whatever deceitful demons who might gaze their haunting stares into my soul
lol. Boofing at barmitzvas
That is a good band name
FESTIVAL STYLE HOUSE DJ —
EDM- TECHNO-TECH HOUSE- DUBSTEP
New to New York from LA, multi-tunic female DJ , multi instrumentalist, and lyricist, vocalist & musician looking to graduate from the bar/restaurant scene to the club/festival circuit. I play house, techno, tech-house, dubstep—progressive house, new wave, alternative, rock intelligent rap/hip hop, trance, psychedelic // club & festival music—beat for parties, clubs & festivals, open to birthdayas, bar mitzvahs, weddings, house warming—if you're looking to dance, turn up, and get lit: I'm your DJ. Custom and curated mixes and playlists by requests, looking for new networking opportunities and experiences.
It is romantic
When it snows in Manhattan;
But When it rains in The Bronx,
I wanna throw up
THE LEGEND OF SUPACREE: VIDEO GAME
>>Trashcan
Dumpster
Hobo
Scavenger
Peasant
Slave
Influencer
Investor
Entertainer
>>>
Employer (Slave Owner w/ 10+ Employees)
Landlord
CFO
CEO
Ambassador
Diety
Fallen
Descendant
???
Ascended
Magician
Alchemist
Creator
Genius
God
To start the game, you must die.
There are several various ways to enter “DEATH” upon starting the game; Each death will result in a separate possibility and ability to affect the outcome and mode of the game.
Accidental Death will result in lowest ability gained
Homocide Results in medium-level power upgrade/ability
Suicide and mode of suicide will result in highest award of capabilities to begin the game
Pick Up Items for RP, XP & Bonuses; Items like supplies, clothing, or other necessary items will provide player “PP” or Personality Points; Other items such as gems, crystals, stickers, may be collected as trophies, or used as currency and/or grant KP, or Karma Points; Items such as Vintage Furniture or Records, Artifacts, Art, Vinyl Records, Hats, Sunglasses, or Rare Pants/T-Shirts will gain Player additional points towards leveling toward ascension status
Collect songs— pair them by ear (by key or beat matching for extra points — remix, cover, remaster, or sample tracks for extra RP, XP, EP, PP, and LP.
Create Original Songs and content to open portals,
Music + Time + Travel Forward/Backward by learning to use magical elements to manipulate musical energy
Earn Star Power by completing missions in Hollywood Area of Map
Gather Tools & Needed Supplies around map
Increase Fitness, Stamina, Charisma by becoming more attractive; Running, Gym Routines, Dancing, Marshal Arts, and Surfing (after West Side of Map Opens)
Rave Weapons
Rave Weapons are earned through completing various missions, series of mini games, tasks, and treasure hunts within the map as it becomes available to the player. Once Instant Manifestation has been acquired, the player must use The Mastery of Cosmic Alchemy to level up each individual rave weapon.
Synesthetic Telekinesis
Energy Manipulation
Time Weaving// Time Traveling// Time Bending
Multidimensional Vision
“dreamgirl”
A surreal and daunting recurring dream becomes a living nightmare scenario, when the mysterious woman from his dream world turns up in his waking life.
After a chaotic merry-go-round of “coincidences” in which the man continues to run into the woman from his dreams throughout his day to to day activities,
I'm just--
Trapped in this body
A nobody
In-N-Out,
Out of Body,
But I already forgot about it
I already forgot about it;
I'm Just--
Punching the clock,
Might purchase a glock,
Just to pick myself off;
I think about it often-
Every time I take my bra off;
Caught,
Two toddler brawlin,
Saw the whole future this morning
Through two brown eyes,
And about 5 white liars,
conspiring to kill me
I'm
Nobody, in a bathing suit
Under a 4/3/2
4-3-2-1
Here comes the train,
Jump on:
and,
Jump off,
When you start going fast enough to jump
And fall right to sleep
I'm just--
Another slave, in a bathing suit;
Jesus saves,
But he's being a crazy lady
Lazy Suzi, (or, Sami, actually)
Sits, but not peacefully
She's living my dream, yeah
Somebody's dream girl, and i'm just
Barely Alive,
Barely Breathing,
Barely Human,
Maybe,
Not even
Barely Alive,
Barely Breathing,
Barely Human,
Maybe,
Not even
No, i'm not the same
All I got from my mom was
My name,
All My shame,
And the need to be famous
I'm just,
Wasting my time,
Being a slave,
Cause I don't get paid to write
I'm not black,
I'm not white,
I'm not gray,
but hey
“Hey!”
Thank you for saving me
I might survive.
Got a couple more good years left in your baby
Couple more good years, playing the field
Got a couple good years left, for the best
Get the cream of the crop, baby,
‘Fore you get here;
You'll never need, no,
Never need a girl like me, no
You're looking for a queen,
Between you and me; I see it
Do your thing,
Do your thing--
I'll always be watching,
But now I'm not hungry,
You're a fiend
Believe me,
It's easy;
I know what you need
My eyes are progressing to brown.
Up from green, ‘cause
I see you,
(I see you, I see you)
You don't need me,
But I need you;
I see you
(I see you, I see you)
So,
Do your thing
Do your thing
Do your thing
If that's what you need
‘Cause, that's what you need
Find you a Queen;
Be a King
I believe it,
I see.
I'll just be here -
Whenever, you never
I don't do enough
I don't care enough
I don't know enough
I don't really care
I don't see enough
I don't dream enough
I'll never be enough
I'm not really there
Are you with me?
Are you with me?
Are you in it?
Are you in (it)?
Do you miss me?
Do you miss me?
Never been it
(Never been it)
But, now it's like
Tag: You're it
(youre it)
You're it
(You're it)
You're it
(you're it)
Never been it
(Never been it)
Then, I got hit:
“Ow!”
Now it's like
Tag: you're it
(Youre it)
You're it
(You're it)
(You're it)
Never been it,
But then, I got hit
Now i'm it
Are you with me?
Are you with me?
Are you in it?
Are you in (it)?
I don't do enough
I don't care enough
I don't know enough
I don't really care
I don't see enough
I don't dream enough
I'll never be enough
I'm not really there
You see, my dear;
Love Left,
And Love Lied
And Love Lived,
And Love Died,
And Love,
Time after time,
Love stood by,
And Stood By
Love is, and
Love was,
And Love wil be,
All of us,
When all of us are One,
Once One becomes None,
It is said,
It is done.
‘What do I have to do to get close to you?'
All of a sudden, I was hornier than usual; hornier than I had been, anyway, and especially for the bus. My morning coffee seemed to have finished itself, and my daily routine become ritual, a one hour bus ride to the gym , though the trio itself each day seemed shorter and shorter.
You live in my womb,
To whomever this concerns—
A discerning look, but truly no comfort,
No love for the lover;
A world full of wonder, and flurries
And folk art—
McFlurries and culture,
You all are the fortunate ones,
The fortunate ones.
Yo.
Yo.
I have clocked in some serious hours in deadmau5.
Yeah.
Yeah.
MORGAN.
What, Sunni? What?
WHERE ARE MY CLIPPERS?
Um, your what?
MY CLIPPERS, MORGAN!
Like—hair clippers?
NO! WHY WOULD I HAVE THOSE?!
I don't know, I thought you had a barber—
NO! LOOK AT THIS:
[hands Morgan her phone]
YOU BOUGHT A BASKETBALL TEAM.
NOT JUST A BASKETBALL TEAM: THE CLIPPERS.
What the fuck
SO WHERE ARE THEY: THEY SHOULD BE HERE BY NOW! I made this PURCHASE SEVEN MINUTES AGO.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
{Enter The Multiverse}
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