Bob seems to be at a loss, while Miles listens to his family's odd exams. Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/fw7185ecHWc Bad AI Transcript of the show this week if you bake it at the right place it'll make noise Hey, everybody. Welcome to Static. This is Bob. Cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo. Hey, everyone. This is Miles. Welcome to Static. We're on the air. We're on the air. We're on the air everywhere. We're on the air to who knows where. When you get three together in a car… You never know what hijinks will happen. Ouch, get off my balls. Fraternity vacation. That's like the 80s movie announcer guy. Okay. Don't you remember that voice? She just wanted to play football, but they wouldn't let her. Now she's just one of the guys. No, you don't remember this? No, I like the other guy. In a world where… In a world. Yeah. In a world. I can't do that voice as well, though. I can do the kooky, you know, these are the girls of hot. It was a private school. Terry Vane. Miles was trying to…peek in the windows, and they caught him in the act. I would not condone that. Oh, please, yes. It's filthy and disgusting. I think I should do a tutorial of your creepy stand-by-the-bathroom move that you used to do all the time. You think? Yeah, where you have your hands in your… pockets sticking your crotch out standing by the woman's bathroom that's me that's right when i rubbed up against you don't don't you want me yeah yeah You don't want to talk about those days, huh? I really don't even know what you're referring to. Oh, come on. Indulge in that. Talk about retconning your past. I mean, you've talked about it on here before, and now all of a sudden, well, you know, this is the new universe. I call it the Miles 2 universe. Yeah, I'm cleaning up my act. Yeah. What are you, up for something or a ward? Yeah, I'm just cleaning up my act, right? So what?Yeah, okay. I'm rewriting my history. Well, I guess you're allowed to do that. Just saying. You can do that if you want. Yeah. So do you have a story tonight? I'm trying to think of mine. I had two stories last week, and I told one, and I can't remember what the other one was now. I have a story. Well, go right ahead, sir. I have a story. Hey, um. Is there anybody getting ladders out there? I'm going to the sorority house later tonight. That wasn't really my story, but yeah. Oh, okay. Uh, I went to like kind of a family gathering over the weekend. And, uh, my mom and sister had gone down south for the winter and they came back and they were,Chicago area so I could see them. I felt bad for my mom because there was really a lot of dirty talk going on. A lot of dirty talk? What kind of dirty talk was happening? It was a lot of stuff being told. Can you give me an example? My niece shared that she had actually seen my aunt's topless on at least two occasions outside sunbathing. Oh, really? Which I found a little bit disturbing because my aunt had like 10 kids. I can't even imagine. Her name wasn't Bessie or anything, was it? No. What's the name of that Borden character? I thought it was Bessie. Oh, isn't it Bessie or something? Yeah, that's what I thought. No, a lot of things were revealed. So, I mean, how long ago was this? Like yesterday? Well, my aunt's been dead for a few years. Okay. It was not yesterday. Like I've got your lineage here in front of me and I'm looking at it. When my niece was a younger lady. Okay. Anyway.Well, she's trying to air out her areola. Yeah, right. And then somehow, you know, there's always like these horrible stories about me growing up. Were you running around naked? No, no one actually knows that story. Oh, okay. I've only actually told you that. Oh. So there's a horrible story of me actually driving a golf cart into the side of my dad's car, his brand new Cadillac. As a child. Yeah, yeah. That's a good one. These are all just random thoughts that happen, by the way.